Bilbo Baggins stood upon the stump of a huge log, beaming around at his guests.
"My good Biffles and Broffers! Gooks and Strandybugs! Rubs, Wubs, Cornblowers, Hazegirdles, and Proudsheeps"
"Proudsheep!" an elderly hobbit corrected him.
Bilbo promptly turned himself around and waved his buttocks at the hobbit.
There was much yelling and nose-holding.
Suddenly, Gandalf the Gray broke into song.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts"
He began to lift up his shirt but, thankfully, Frodo had chosen that time to jump on him.
"Psst, Gandalf!" he yelled into Gandalf's ear. "I think you're incredibly unsexy"
Gandalf harumffed and shook the hobbit off him.
"You do not know to whom you speak, master hobbit," he said haughtily.
"Yes I do," said Frodo, "You're Gandalf the Gay - I mean, Gray"
Suddenly Bilbo began to rap.
"Yo yo, my homies, I'm leavin ya today so make sure you've got them tears ready to spill! Yo, I'm like so tired man, of this stiffling hobbit band, I think I'll jet"
And with that, Bilbo disappeared with a poof of purple smoke.
"Jets, Jets, Jets!" shouted one of the hobbits, beginning to dance around and snap his fingers.
"The Sharks are better!" yelled another angrily.
"No, Jets!" said yet another.
"Sharks!" said another.
"Jets!"
"Sharks!"
"Jets!"
"Sharks!"
"JETS!"
"SHARKS!"
And while this whole riot was going on, Gandalf slipped stealthily out of the party.
"Muahaha now I shall go and scare Bilbo out of his wits," he said to himself, grinning drunkenly... for he had had a bit too much ale at the party.
He quietly slipped inside Bilbo's house, spotted the hobbit dancing around like an idiot, and pulled out a noose.
"I NOOSE YOU!" he yelled, attempting to throw the noose around Bilbo's neck, but missing and ending up noosing his leg.
"NOOOOOO!" he shouted, jumping up and down, trying to get his noose off. "You - filthy ... bad aim ... mumble mumble ... sharks ... mumble mumble ... rapping hobbits ... mumble mumble "
Finally managing to get the noose off his leg, he stood up and put his hands on his hips. "And WHERE do you think YOU are going with that CHEESE?" he demanded, grabbing Bilbo by the shoulder. "Hmmmmm"
Bilbo, genuinely startled, gaped and muttered incoherently.
"Hmmm?" Gandalf asked, holding his hand up to his ear.
"I said it's right there, on the mantlepiece!" Bilbo said loudly.
Gandalf walked over to the mantlepiece.
"AAAAGH! MY EYES"
A large flashlight was turned on, and Gandalf was staring straight into it.
"MWAHAHAHA!" yelled Bilbo gleefully, and, taking all his stuff, ran out the door. He did not realize until it was too late that he'd dropped his cheese.
"My good Biffles and Broffers! Gooks and Strandybugs! Rubs, Wubs, Cornblowers, Hazegirdles, and Proudsheeps"
"Proudsheep!" an elderly hobbit corrected him.
Bilbo promptly turned himself around and waved his buttocks at the hobbit.
There was much yelling and nose-holding.
Suddenly, Gandalf the Gray broke into song.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts"
He began to lift up his shirt but, thankfully, Frodo had chosen that time to jump on him.
"Psst, Gandalf!" he yelled into Gandalf's ear. "I think you're incredibly unsexy"
Gandalf harumffed and shook the hobbit off him.
"You do not know to whom you speak, master hobbit," he said haughtily.
"Yes I do," said Frodo, "You're Gandalf the Gay - I mean, Gray"
Suddenly Bilbo began to rap.
"Yo yo, my homies, I'm leavin ya today so make sure you've got them tears ready to spill! Yo, I'm like so tired man, of this stiffling hobbit band, I think I'll jet"
And with that, Bilbo disappeared with a poof of purple smoke.
"Jets, Jets, Jets!" shouted one of the hobbits, beginning to dance around and snap his fingers.
"The Sharks are better!" yelled another angrily.
"No, Jets!" said yet another.
"Sharks!" said another.
"Jets!"
"Sharks!"
"Jets!"
"Sharks!"
"JETS!"
"SHARKS!"
And while this whole riot was going on, Gandalf slipped stealthily out of the party.
"Muahaha now I shall go and scare Bilbo out of his wits," he said to himself, grinning drunkenly... for he had had a bit too much ale at the party.
He quietly slipped inside Bilbo's house, spotted the hobbit dancing around like an idiot, and pulled out a noose.
"I NOOSE YOU!" he yelled, attempting to throw the noose around Bilbo's neck, but missing and ending up noosing his leg.
"NOOOOOO!" he shouted, jumping up and down, trying to get his noose off. "You - filthy ... bad aim ... mumble mumble ... sharks ... mumble mumble ... rapping hobbits ... mumble mumble "
Finally managing to get the noose off his leg, he stood up and put his hands on his hips. "And WHERE do you think YOU are going with that CHEESE?" he demanded, grabbing Bilbo by the shoulder. "Hmmmmm"
Bilbo, genuinely startled, gaped and muttered incoherently.
"Hmmm?" Gandalf asked, holding his hand up to his ear.
"I said it's right there, on the mantlepiece!" Bilbo said loudly.
Gandalf walked over to the mantlepiece.
"AAAAGH! MY EYES"
A large flashlight was turned on, and Gandalf was staring straight into it.
"MWAHAHAHA!" yelled Bilbo gleefully, and, taking all his stuff, ran out the door. He did not realize until it was too late that he'd dropped his cheese.