Fun in the sun
Part 2
Smirking, Two sat on the wet sand and let the water rinse his naked feet.
He was excused from further swimming (Persephone had accidentally kicked him in the groin as he got too close to her) and now he was watching his brother "securiting" their masters wife from the rest of the crowd.
Sighing maliciously he went back to his favourite hobby, watching the half naked girls and comparing various parts of the female anatomy, as someone poked his arm. Sneering, he turned around and found himself eye to eye with a little ice cream smeared midget in a tiny pink bikini. It carried a little bucket and a plastic shovel.
The thing was looking at him with huge sky blue eyes.
God knew he hated kids.
"What is it?" he snapped.
"Can I dig you in?" it asked.
"No. go away!"
"Pleaaaaaasseeee!" it whined.
Two looked at the little thing and pondered what to do. Then he used his best "I'm a bad ass"- stare.
"Boo!" he said experimentally.
Usually children started crying when they saw them. But not this one.
Silence.
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!"
)()(
"Got a new girl friend?" One teased him as Persephone finally decided to leave the water.
Her small bikini seemed to have shrunken in the water.
"Hmmppfh!" Two grumbled. Then he smirked.
"Found the diaper?" he whispered evilly. One gulped.
"That's not funny!" he hissed.
"It is!"
"It's not!"
"It is!"
"It's not!"
"Stop it boys!" Persephone.
"Yes Mistress!"
)()(
As they finally returned Cain and Abel were already busy preparing a little snack.
Still snickering Two returned to the safety of the sunshade, a grumpy One behind him.
"Oh come on you can't be this resentfully, can you? It was just a joke!" Two nudged his arm lightly.
"It's not the joke..."
"No?"
One sighed and faced his brother.
"If you haven't noticed yet we're soaking wet, we're having sand in the shorts and seaweed in our hair." He pointed at Two and suddenly winced.
Two followed his gaze then gulped.
"And we suddenly discovered those shorts get transparent when wet..."
Two felt an almost unknown feeling creep up his spine: nervousness.
)()(
In the meantime, only 200 m away...
"Come on relax it's not that difficult!"
"This is repulsive. How do humans endure that?"
"Actually they enjoy it." The tall black haired woman with the sharp features commented.
"It is contradictory. All single aspects together form a situation that has to be unbearable..."
"Stop it Smith! May I remember you that it was your idea?" the woman interrupted.
"Yeah you wanted to learn human behaviour and this is a typically situation." Her companion laughed while grabbing a bottle of coconut tan lotion.
"Now be a good boy and let me rub you in!"
)()(
"Mmmhh something is missing..." the Merovingian surveyed the picnic table.
Salads, seafood, pasta, fresh bread, oyster, gazpacho, fresh exotic fruits, various desserts and wine.
The twins looked at the food longingly. Eventually they would leave after eating, but there was just little hope.
Suddenly their master's eyes lit up.
"Now I know what it is! You!" he pointed at One who mentally sighed.
"Frog legs get me some frog legs!"
)()(
While One went to get some frog legs Two decided to endure some more of the terrible sunshine to have a little privacy and let his clothes dry. He chose a somewhat isolated spot (Ha! The irony!), sat down on the sand, closed his eyes and tried to conjure some pleasant thoughts.
Knifes.
Guns.
The rebel whose throat they had slit some days ago.
The rage on Cains face as they secretly had replaced his depilatory cream with extra strong glue (the werewolves were extremely hairy especially on their backs).
Finally he felt the familiar smirk creep up his face and tug at the corner of his mouth.
"Please?" there was the poking again.
"No." he said without opening his eyes.
"Please?" more poking. He could almost picture the little plastic shovel behind closed eyes.
"I give you a sand cake if you let me!" the little girl offered.
Be patient! Maybe she goes away if you ignore her long enough.
"You look funny!"
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Think of something relaxing! Like the exile you blew up last week!
"Jenny?" a young female voice shouted.
Two finally dared to open an eye.
"Sweetheart I told you not to pester adults! And you ran away again!"
Two opened the other eye and watched a young woman in a dark green bikini approach the little girl. He risked another look and saw a mop of brown curls and huge amber coloured eyes that normally seemed to sparkle with mirth but were now clearly fogged with anger. Compared to their mistress Persephone she had some more weight on her hips but that didn't diminish her appearance.
Nice.
The woman grabbed the girl's arm and shook her for good.
Two raised his eyebrows. Usually human females tended to be far too indulgently with their offspring. He was pleasantly surprised.
"Oh I'm so sorry! She won't do that again I promise!" she said.
"My name's Chloe!"
Two smirked. Female humans who were searching for potential copulation partners always were a phenomenon that fascinated him enormously.
"Nice to meet you. My name is..." he looked around till his gaze fell on a comic book that one of the many children at the beach had lost during playing.
"Donald. My name is Donald!"
)()(
Next time:
One and the trouble with the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals
Smith trying to behave like a social being
Two aka Donald exploring the strange behaviour of human females during mating time
Neo and Persephone: forbidden love?
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