DISCLAIMER: I don't own the FOP characters! They are all Butch Hartman's creations. This story is just a fun, non-profit fanfiction by a stupid teenager with too much free time.
When Two Become One
Chapter 5 - The Presentation
[The fairies poof into Timmy's room. Timmy is frantically pacing up and down.]
Timmy: [desperately] Guys! You're here! Not sure why you're both here at the same time, but I'm glad you are! You gotta get back together! I think -
Cosmo: [interrupting Timmy] But Timmy we're already -
Wanda: [interrupting Cosmo, she kicks him to shut him up] Sorry Timmy, what were you saying?
[As Timmy babbles on about something, Cosmo leans over to Wanda.]
Cosmo: [whispering] Why did you kick 0me?
Wanda: Look.
[Cosmo follows Wanda's gaze. Timmy has set up huge piecharts and stacks and stacks of paper around the room. There are crudely drawn pictures of Cosmo and Wanda holding hands stuck to the walls, and in the centre a huge banner reads WHY COSMO AND WANDA SHOULD NOT BE SEPERATE - BY TIMMY TURNER, AGED 10.]
Wanda: [quietly to Cosmo] We can't ruin this. Look how much trouble he's gone through for us.
Cosmo: OK! [badly acted] Be quiet stinky Wanda! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO TIMMY!
[Cosmo gives Wanda a horrendously obvious wink.]
!Exactly 32.7 minutes later.....!
Timmy....And that is why Cosmo and Wanda should not be seperate, by me, Timmy Turner. [pauses]. Aged 10!
Wanda: [badly acted, monotone voice] Oh Cosmo. Timmy has made me see the light. We should make up. Forgive and forget. I am sorry. I love you.
Cosmo: [Equally as badly acted, monotone voice] I am also sorry. I also love you. Let us never fight again.
[They share a kiss. Timmy narrows his eyes.]
Timmy: (deadpan) You guys already made up, didn't you?
Wanda and Cosmo: (simultaneously) NO!
[Timmy stares at them.]
Wanda and Cosmo: (simultaneously) OK...Yes.
Wanda: It was a great presentation though!
Cosmo: Yeah!
Timmy: Oh well. I'm just glad you guys are back together, now you can get back to me....I mean, back to each other. Hey Wanda, where's that cake you promised?
Wanda: Oh nuts! I must've left it with Wandisimo....[notices Cosmo's frown] I mean...I must have left it at the bus stop. Silly me!
Cosmo: (irritated) I KNEW IT! That guy WAS Muscles Magoo! And you tried to cover it up by saying it was me! I'm so angry I could...I could...
Wanda: ....turn this place into a huge bouncy room of fun...and bouncing?
Cosmo: (suddenly smiling) Yeah!
[He waves his wand and the room becomes a giant trampoline. Timmy and his God parents excitedly jump around the room.]
Wanda: Well! Everything's back to normal!
Cosmo: You said it, bubble butt!
Wanda: (fuming) Why you little....
Cosmo: Eeek!
[Wanda chases Cosmo around the room.]
Timmy: Nope! NOW everything is back to normal.
!THE END!
A/N - Hope you enjoyed! If you were wondering, Beautiful Wand-ah is an old Italian phrase, if you translate it into direct Italian it means "Reunited Couple".
Actually that's a lie. I just made that up to sound clever.
Beautiful Wand-ah is actually just me trying (and failing) to be funny.
Just like:
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle...
Cosmo, Cosmo is my name!
No more Wanda causing pain!
Up in Fairy World so high,
this song is too hard to rhyme!
-BouncingBall
When Two Become One
Chapter 5 - The Presentation
[The fairies poof into Timmy's room. Timmy is frantically pacing up and down.]
Timmy: [desperately] Guys! You're here! Not sure why you're both here at the same time, but I'm glad you are! You gotta get back together! I think -
Cosmo: [interrupting Timmy] But Timmy we're already -
Wanda: [interrupting Cosmo, she kicks him to shut him up] Sorry Timmy, what were you saying?
[As Timmy babbles on about something, Cosmo leans over to Wanda.]
Cosmo: [whispering] Why did you kick 0me?
Wanda: Look.
[Cosmo follows Wanda's gaze. Timmy has set up huge piecharts and stacks and stacks of paper around the room. There are crudely drawn pictures of Cosmo and Wanda holding hands stuck to the walls, and in the centre a huge banner reads WHY COSMO AND WANDA SHOULD NOT BE SEPERATE - BY TIMMY TURNER, AGED 10.]
Wanda: [quietly to Cosmo] We can't ruin this. Look how much trouble he's gone through for us.
Cosmo: OK! [badly acted] Be quiet stinky Wanda! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO TIMMY!
[Cosmo gives Wanda a horrendously obvious wink.]
!Exactly 32.7 minutes later.....!
Timmy....And that is why Cosmo and Wanda should not be seperate, by me, Timmy Turner. [pauses]. Aged 10!
Wanda: [badly acted, monotone voice] Oh Cosmo. Timmy has made me see the light. We should make up. Forgive and forget. I am sorry. I love you.
Cosmo: [Equally as badly acted, monotone voice] I am also sorry. I also love you. Let us never fight again.
[They share a kiss. Timmy narrows his eyes.]
Timmy: (deadpan) You guys already made up, didn't you?
Wanda and Cosmo: (simultaneously) NO!
[Timmy stares at them.]
Wanda and Cosmo: (simultaneously) OK...Yes.
Wanda: It was a great presentation though!
Cosmo: Yeah!
Timmy: Oh well. I'm just glad you guys are back together, now you can get back to me....I mean, back to each other. Hey Wanda, where's that cake you promised?
Wanda: Oh nuts! I must've left it with Wandisimo....[notices Cosmo's frown] I mean...I must have left it at the bus stop. Silly me!
Cosmo: (irritated) I KNEW IT! That guy WAS Muscles Magoo! And you tried to cover it up by saying it was me! I'm so angry I could...I could...
Wanda: ....turn this place into a huge bouncy room of fun...and bouncing?
Cosmo: (suddenly smiling) Yeah!
[He waves his wand and the room becomes a giant trampoline. Timmy and his God parents excitedly jump around the room.]
Wanda: Well! Everything's back to normal!
Cosmo: You said it, bubble butt!
Wanda: (fuming) Why you little....
Cosmo: Eeek!
[Wanda chases Cosmo around the room.]
Timmy: Nope! NOW everything is back to normal.
!THE END!
A/N - Hope you enjoyed! If you were wondering, Beautiful Wand-ah is an old Italian phrase, if you translate it into direct Italian it means "Reunited Couple".
Actually that's a lie. I just made that up to sound clever.
Beautiful Wand-ah is actually just me trying (and failing) to be funny.
Just like:
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle...
Cosmo, Cosmo is my name!
No more Wanda causing pain!
Up in Fairy World so high,
this song is too hard to rhyme!
-BouncingBall