A/N: KIRA STRIKES AGAIN! This time its Pullings turn. evil laugh ENJOYETHruns off to study for her Comparitive Studies midterm blech
The Very Secret Diary of Thomas Pullings, 1st Lieutenant
Day 1: Surprise attacked. Gun blew up in my face, but sexy scar not damaged. Still the prettiest.
Day 2: Dinner with the Captain. Mowett so fetching when reciting poetry. Silver looking v. shiny tonight. Suspect rumours about Killick are true. Think he stole my special strawberry shampoo...
Day 4: Captain swam around ship to check damage. Everyone tried to get a peek. Put on manly lieutenant attitude to get them back to work. He's not the prettiest, after all!
Awwwwwww....Nagle made the Captain a cute little model of the Acheron. The Doctor will be jealous.
Day 9: Am now officially the prettiest, as Warley, the nearest competition, has drowned. Am v. sad, though.
Day 12: Tried to calm Mowett down after he saw Howard do "something" with his guns. He's cute when he's upset. But suspect he fancies the Captain. The Doctor will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 14: Group of whalers rescued. None of them prettier than me! Doctor and Captain fighting.
Crew really picking on Midshipman Hollom. Some silly thing about a "Jonah". Suspect they are really just jealous because he's shagging Nagle. At least Mr Lamb is jealous. He grabs Nagle's arse any chance he gets.
Day 16: In the doldrums...hot and dry. V. good excuse to run around with shirt almost off. Can't use my strawberry shampoo because of water shortage, though. Still the prettiest anyway. Go me!
Doldrums v. boring. Mowett tried to entertain us with a number from Nelson: The Musical, complete with nude high kicks...but Awkward Davies made him stop. Too bad. V. nice arse.
Day 23: Nagle flogged for pushing Hollom. Suspect he enjoyed it...seemed disappointed in number of lashes. Mowett watched almost hungrily...suspect he is a pervy carpenter's mate fancier. Why doesn't he fancy meeeeeeee?
Day 24: Hollom drowned himself...though it is rumoured that Lord Blakeney pushed him. Nagle v. sad. Mowett trying to make a move. Am v. jealous.
Day 26: Doctor shot by Howard by mistake. Suspect Howard was "playing" with guns too much. Ship is now at Galapagos. V. pretty! Shore leave is nice. Cricket game fun to watch. Mowett explained to me what the "Faster, Doudle, faster!" thing was all about. Heh, heh. Poor Bonden.
Little Lord One Arm is off with Doctor and Padeen exploring. Calamy v. lonely and pouty. Hmmmph. If he thinks that will make him the prettiest, he's got another thing coming!!!
Day 28: Acheron spotted. We're going after her again. Everyone dressed in whaler clothes except me and Calamy. Am v. glad as whalers have lousy dress sense. Still the prettiest.
Day 30: Defeated Acheron. Got to slice up a lot of Frenchies. Mowett got nasty slash, so he'll have sexy scar, too. Lost Allen, Doudle, Nagle, and Calamy, though. Am v. sad.
Am also v. sad because I am leaving with the Acheron. Rather fancied the idea of shagging Mowett now that Nagle out of picture...new scar major turn-on. But he and Bonden seem glad to see me go. Am v. unhappy.
Day 31: Taking command of Acheron. "Captain Pullings" sounds v. sexy. Am definitely the prettiest here. Go me!
Surprise seems to be following us! Could it be that the Captain is sending Mowett over? Can only hope!!!
The end!