Disclaimer: We own no one from Master and Commander. Our sincerist
appolgies to the late Patrick O'brian and to Peter Wier. Also The
VSD idea was taken from the LOTR one. So we don't technically own
that idea either. Ok enough with that.
Posters note: I didn't write this. Some marvollous writer named
Kira Mowett did. So please direct all comments to her!!! For she
will surely blush if you do!
The Very Secret Diary of Joseph Nagle, Carpenter's Mate by Kira
Mowett
Day 1
Pullings is nancing around the ship like he's the prettiest or
something. Hmmph. I don't think so. I prefer blondes, myself.
Warley is rather fetching, however, he seems to be the only
straight man on the ship. Maybe Bonden is available.
Mr Lamb was checking out my arse. Old git. Next time he asks me to
pick up something he dropped, I'll make him do it himself. Might
get a nice flogging out of it. Go me!
Day 7
Forget about Bonden. I walked past one of vacant officer's cabins
and heard him yelling, "Faster, Doudle! Faster!" Ick.
Hollom was giving me the eye, though. He might be an interesting
shag.
Day 9
sighs How sweet, Hollom serenaded me last night. Pity everyone
else heard him, too. Wonder why Captain Aubrey was so annoyed with
him.
Day 12
Damn. Captain ordered me to cut Warley loose, so he drowned. Am v.
sad.
In other news, Hollom stood me up last night. Git.
Day 14
I swear to God, if Mr Lamb grabs my arse one more time...
I did not see Captain Howard do that with his guns. Ugh. And I
thought that Killick and the Captain's silver was bad...
Day 16
Mowett was checking out the captain's arse again. The Doctor will
kill him if he tries anything.
Day 20
Hollom stood me up again. Dammit. I'm gonna get him...
Day 22
Well, shoving him might have been a pretty good idea. I'm going to
be flogged. Go me. Captain Aubrey obviously doesn't know I love
pain...
Day 23
Dammit! Only twelve lashes? That deserved at least twenty-four!
sighs I guess Hollom was feeling guilty about skipping our
last date...he drowned himself. Am v. sad. I think Little Lord One-
Arm actually pushed him.
appolgies to the late Patrick O'brian and to Peter Wier. Also The
VSD idea was taken from the LOTR one. So we don't technically own
that idea either. Ok enough with that.
Posters note: I didn't write this. Some marvollous writer named
Kira Mowett did. So please direct all comments to her!!! For she
will surely blush if you do!
The Very Secret Diary of Joseph Nagle, Carpenter's Mate by Kira
Mowett
Day 1
Pullings is nancing around the ship like he's the prettiest or
something. Hmmph. I don't think so. I prefer blondes, myself.
Warley is rather fetching, however, he seems to be the only
straight man on the ship. Maybe Bonden is available.
Mr Lamb was checking out my arse. Old git. Next time he asks me to
pick up something he dropped, I'll make him do it himself. Might
get a nice flogging out of it. Go me!
Day 7
Forget about Bonden. I walked past one of vacant officer's cabins
and heard him yelling, "Faster, Doudle! Faster!" Ick.
Hollom was giving me the eye, though. He might be an interesting
shag.
Day 9
sighs How sweet, Hollom serenaded me last night. Pity everyone
else heard him, too. Wonder why Captain Aubrey was so annoyed with
him.
Day 12
Damn. Captain ordered me to cut Warley loose, so he drowned. Am v.
sad.
In other news, Hollom stood me up last night. Git.
Day 14
I swear to God, if Mr Lamb grabs my arse one more time...
I did not see Captain Howard do that with his guns. Ugh. And I
thought that Killick and the Captain's silver was bad...
Day 16
Mowett was checking out the captain's arse again. The Doctor will
kill him if he tries anything.
Day 20
Hollom stood me up again. Dammit. I'm gonna get him...
Day 22
Well, shoving him might have been a pretty good idea. I'm going to
be flogged. Go me. Captain Aubrey obviously doesn't know I love
pain...
Day 23
Dammit! Only twelve lashes? That deserved at least twenty-four!
sighs I guess Hollom was feeling guilty about skipping our
last date...he drowned himself. Am v. sad. I think Little Lord One-
Arm actually pushed him.