NEO
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of the 'DuckTales' theme)
Life is like a hurricane,
In the Matrix.
Agents, highways, aeroplanes,
It's chaotic.
Let's solve this world's mystery
And rewrite history!
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
Every day he's out there fighting.
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
His acrobatic kung-fu skills are
NEATO! OOOH-OOOOH!
When it seems he's heading for the
Merovingian,
Cool deduction never fails.
That's for certain.
His worst of messes,
Become successes!
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
Every day he's out there fighting.
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
His acrobatic kung-fu skills are
NEATO! OOOH-OOOOH!
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you!
Agent Smith out to find you!
What to do? Just leave it all to…
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
Not Superman, not Spiderman, but
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!
Not Superman, not Spiderman, but
NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!