Chapter 1: How They Met the Gang
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
-At Genkai's Temple-
Yusuke: Hey, I think I see something!
Kurama: What is it?
Yusuke: It's… cat ears…
Hiei: A cat?
Kuwabara: A CAT? WHERE? I LOVE CATS!
Hiei: (sweatdrop)
Yusuke: Actually those are… big cat ears!
Kurama: What's it doing over there?
Yusuke: Dunno. Let's go see.
Kuwabara: I wanna pet the kitty!
(The boys move the bushes and see a young girl with the cat ears sleeping. She had long, black hair and was a wearing a white robe with black pants. Her white tail was moving everywhere.)
Hiei: A cat, half person. Or a demon.
Kuwabara: Can I pet it?
Everyone (except Kuwabara and the cat/girl): KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: Sorry…
Kurama: Maybe we should wake it up and ask what she's doing here. But we have to be gentle, she might have sharp nails for a half cat.
Yusuke: Don't worry, I'll be extra gentle. (kicks the girl) Wake up, kid!
Kurama: (sweatdrop) Why do I bother?
Cat/girl: …mmmm… (mumbles)… what's wrong with being a demon… (mumbles)… I'll get you… for this, Kit…(mumbles)…
Hiei: … At least we know she's a demon…
(Another girl approaches behind Yusuke and hits him with a hammer) SMASH!
Yusuke: (swirling eyes) ehhhhhhhhhhh…
Hiei: What the hell?
(The girl had short and white hair with red eyes and sheep ears. She was wearing a tang top with a black shirt under it and white jean shorts and was holding a hammer while glaring at the others.)
Sheep/girl: BACK AWAY FROM NEKO! I GOT A HAMMER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
(She grabs Kuwabara and starts hitting him)
Kuwabara: OW! OW! OW! STOP IT! OW!
Kurama: Shouldn't we stop her?
Hiei: (relaxing and enjoying the hitting) Why?
(The cat/girl, Neko, wakes up slowly and all drowsy.)
Neko: Did I doze off again…? (sees Kuwabara and the sheep/girl) Gasp… Hitsuji! What the heck are you doing?
Sheep/girl (Hitsuji): (stops hitting Kuwabara and stares at Neko)
Kuwabara: …finally…
Neko: Oh… You're hitting Kuwabara. (lies by a tree) Carry on!
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (gets hit again) OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
Yusuke: (done being all dizzy) Uuugh… my head
(another girl hits him with a bat) BANG!
Yusuke: OW! NOT AGAIN!
Neko: Kitsune, why did you hit him?
Kitsune: (cheerfully) I dunno! I like to hit people with my baseball bat!
Neko: (sweatdrop)
(Kitsune had long, reddish brown hair tied in a high ponytail and had emerald eyes. She was wearing a tang top with blue jeans. Kurama and Hiei could tell she was a half fox by the red, fox ears and tail she had.)
(Another girl soon appears. She had black hair tied down in a ponytail and had dark blue eyes. She was wearing a sky blue kimono that had cherryblossom on it. They seemed a little dirty.)
Hitsuji: (still hitting Kuwabara) Hey, Sakura! Wassup!
Sakura: Can I hit someone too?
Hitsuji: Is it gonna be Yusuke?
Sakura: (nods) Hai!
Hitsuji: (cheerfully) Okay then!
(Sakura takes out another bat and hits him) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Kitsune: Hey, leave some for me, Sak!
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hiei: This is getting entertaining.
Kurama: Hiei…
(Kitsune and Sakura see Kurama)
Kitsune: YOKO!
Sakura: SHUICHI!
Kurama: Oh, god no…
Sakura and Kitsune: MINE! (start trying to pull Kurama apart)
Kurama: HIEI! HELP ME!
Hiei: (playing cards by himself) Why?
Kurama: …(mumbles to himself) I'll get you for this…
Sakura: Problem, Kit. Kurama is not only Shuichi, he's Yoko Kurama too.
Kitsune: So how do we settle this?
Sakura: Why don't we use the axe from "Kirby's Right Back at You."
Kitsune: But where are we gonna get it?
????: SQUEAK!
(A tiny moose with yellow horns and aqua eyes arrives with the axe.)
Kitsune: Hey, it's Musi!
Sakura: Neko's moose pet!
Musi: SQUEAK! (gives Kitsune the axe)
Kitsune: Arigato, Musi!
Musi: SQUEAK! (goes with Neko who was watching all the fun with Hiei)
Hiei: Is that all it says?
Neko: She use to be a squeaky toy.
Hiei: Ahhh…
(total silence)
Neko: You're Hiei Jaganshi, aren't you…
Hiei: Yeah…?
Neko: (hugs him tight) MINE!
Hiei: GET OFF OF ME!
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$ (back to Kitsune and Sakura)
Kitsune: Now to our job!
Kurama: IIE! DON'T DO IT! IKEMASEN YO!
SLASH!
(Kurama was spilt into two people: Yoko Kurama and Shuichi)
Sakura: SUCCESS (raises her hand in the air)!
Yoko Kurama and Shuichi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kitsune and Sakura: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Yusuke: WHO ARE YOU GIRLS AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
Neko: We're glad you asked us! I'm Neko Rei Renkyo!
Hitsuji: I'm Hitsuji Sato Yami!
Kitsune: I'm Kitsune Yoko Emerald!
Sakura: And I'm Sakura Kim Ichigo!
All of the girls: (cheerfully) We're demons and the boss of this fanfiction! And we're here to ruin your lives!
The boys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll ruin YOUR lives.
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Musi -Neko-chan70
Japanese to English Translations
neko- cat
hitsuji- sheep
kitsune- fox
iie- no
ikenmasen yo- don't do it (you should know that already)
sakura- cherryblossom
rei- spirit (at least that's what we think it means…)
sato- sugar
yami- dark
ichigo- strawberry
hai- yes
arigato- Thank you
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: As you can see on the Claiming Information, we do not claim some of the characters but are just being used for our story. I hope you readers thought that story was hilarious! Alisa (Hitsuji-chan21) and I worked so hard on it and we're working on the next chapter already! By the way, Jenni and Kim, I hope you like that we put you in the story! Just thought it would be fun. Ja ne! NOW REVIEW!
Hitsuji-chan21: The story's really great so far! I got a hammer, I got a candy, and your soul! Muahahaha! (total silence)… What?
Peace out yo