Passing Notes… No, Siriusly

Herbology

Peter: What is up, Homie?

Sirius: Are you talking to me?

Peter: …That's kinda what it means when one is passed a note…

Sirius: Remus! Peter's trying to be cool!

Remus: Who am I? Your father?

Sirius: Da-da makes goo-goo eyes NO WAIT! make that puppy-dog eyes

James: Wait… Lupin, you can't be Sirius's dad… 1) you're not old enough, 2) you don't hate muggles, 3)--

Sirius: Prongs! We get the point! It was just a joke in the first place…

Peter: So, Prongs, G-dawg, how's it goin' with yo lady Lily?

Sirius: Oh, CRAP! I was so concerned with Remus being my father I forgot about the matter at hand! James, Peter's trying to be cool!

James: …wait, I can't read your writing… who's trying to what?

Sirius: Focus, Prongsy, boy! That's beside the point! Look at him!

James: Who?

Remus: PETER! HE'S WEARING SUNGLASSES! OH MY GAWD!

James: Oh, yeah, I told him to; said it would make him look cool.

Sirius: Are you mad?! What the crap did you do that for?! He looks like a fat gorilla with the gawdawful style of… well, of you!

James: I don't have bad style… Remus likes it, don't you Moony?

Remus: Well, uh, of course, James… Of course! It's really awesome!

James: huge gasp YOU DON'T LIKE IT! YOU HATE IT, DON'T YOU?! ANSWER ME!

Remus: meep What do I do, Sirius? What do I do?

Sirius: I dunno… why're you asking me?

Remus: YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND! DO SOMETHING!

James: You don't like anything I've given you, do you?

Sirius: I'VE GOT IT! Tell him you really liked that purple flamingo he gave you for Christmas.

Remus: I can't lie to the man!

Sirius: 'Course you can!

Remus: Fine… James, I liked the purple flamingo you gave me for Christmas.

James: …Sirius gave you that…

Sirius: Why don't you like Prudence the Purple Flamingo, Remus, why? I stubbed my toe trying to teach her to do the Flamenco, after learning to do it myself.

Peter: You know how to dance? Whatever. C'mon, James, we're too cool for Herbology.

James: feeling smug As right as you are, I don't have a way out of class today, sorry.

Peter: Really? What's wrong with you legs?

James: You mean… just walk out of class like we own the place? Man, Wormtail, even I've got to admit, that's pretty good…

Sirius: Prudence is more-- …whoa, Peter, you made James admit he's second banana material…