Harry Potter Weds

By Rita Skeeter

Harry Potter, The Chosen One, Tri-Wizard Champion, The Boy-Who-Lived-Twice, ex-boyfriend of Mrs. Malfoy, today married Ginerva Weasley in a grand ceremony. Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley have been dating for 5 years, since Mr. Potter graduated from Hogwarts. They got engaged after the last Quidditch World Cup in which Ms. Weasley and her teammates defeated France for the championship.

Everyone who is anyone was there, including the Minister of Magic. Ms. Weasley was attended to by Mrs. Hermione Malfoy, who in my opinion looked sickly, Lavender Weasley, newly pregnant and glowing, and Luna Longbottom.

It is a wonder if Mrs. Malfoy has what the muggles say, bitten off more than she can chew. She graduated as the top healer a year before the rest of her class and took over the Department of Magical Maladies and Injuries and the infamous Ward 49. I guess the Malfoy name helped her get such a high position right out of school. Also, my faithful readers, one must wonder why, with the millions that the Malfoy's are supposedly worth, Mrs. Malfoy has chosen to take away an opportunity for someone who actually has to work and would be more caring and giving in such position for those reasons.

Mr. Draco Malfoy looked angry during the whole wedding and barely spoke to his wife during the reception. If fact they sat in completely different tables. Could her ambition and work load have caused her rumored miscarriage? Is Mr. Malfoy regretting his quick marriage to the former Ms. Granger?

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