Thursday
John: Right, we've got a basic plot line down. Since we are Disney, we need a bunch of songs to lure the kids in...
Bob: Wha?
John: Weren't you listening to a word I said?
Bob: About what?
John: The movie.
Bob: There's a movie?
John: sigh. Ok, everyone take a break and be back here in 15 minutes.
All employees: YAY!!!! Trample each other trying to get to the break room.
15 minutes later
John: Is everyone ready to work now?
Sue runs in
Sue: There's a guy named Tezuka in the lobby who says he wants to kill you.
John: Send him in.
Tezuka: You ripped off my cartoon.
Bill: We did not!
John: Prove it!
Tezuka: Your lion is white.
John: Oops...takes out brown colored pencil and scribbles on Simba. Problem solved.
Bill: We never even heard of Kimba the White Lion!
Tezuka: AHA! I never told you the name of the cartoon you ripped off, so therefore, you must be ripping it off!!
Bill: Oops.
Sue: Nice going, ding-dong.
Bill: Mmm...ding-dongs.
John: Ah...heh. I know how to solve this...the Disney guards!
Tezuka: The whatnow?
John snaps his fingers. Two really big guys in Goofy costumes come and drag Tezuka out of the room.
Tezuka: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bob: Well. That's that then.
Sue: Yep.
Bob: You doing anything tonight?
Sue: STOP HITTING ON ME!!!!!
John: Ok people, it's just about time to lead the tour through this building for the unsuspecting tourists. Who wants to do it? Bob?
Bob: Last time I did it, a girl bit me because I told her Mickey Mouse wasn't real.
Sue: I'll do it.
John: Good. Get going.
During the tour
Sue: And that is how Walt Disney weaseled his way out of yet another lawsuit. Any questions?
Random kid: Is everyone who works here an incompetent jerk?
Sue: No. Only the people who never give me a raise.
Random kid: Isn't that Walt Disney?
Sue: Wrong again ding-bat. It's the idiotic executive named John.
John: I heard that.
Sue: Throws water on him.
John: It BURNS!!! I'm melting....
Sue: Suck it up loser.
John: Right, we've got a basic plot line down. Since we are Disney, we need a bunch of songs to lure the kids in...
Bob: Wha?
John: Weren't you listening to a word I said?
Bob: About what?
John: The movie.
Bob: There's a movie?
John: sigh. Ok, everyone take a break and be back here in 15 minutes.
All employees: YAY!!!! Trample each other trying to get to the break room.
15 minutes later
John: Is everyone ready to work now?
Sue runs in
Sue: There's a guy named Tezuka in the lobby who says he wants to kill you.
John: Send him in.
Tezuka: You ripped off my cartoon.
Bill: We did not!
John: Prove it!
Tezuka: Your lion is white.
John: Oops...takes out brown colored pencil and scribbles on Simba. Problem solved.
Bill: We never even heard of Kimba the White Lion!
Tezuka: AHA! I never told you the name of the cartoon you ripped off, so therefore, you must be ripping it off!!
Bill: Oops.
Sue: Nice going, ding-dong.
Bill: Mmm...ding-dongs.
John: Ah...heh. I know how to solve this...the Disney guards!
Tezuka: The whatnow?
John snaps his fingers. Two really big guys in Goofy costumes come and drag Tezuka out of the room.
Tezuka: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bob: Well. That's that then.
Sue: Yep.
Bob: You doing anything tonight?
Sue: STOP HITTING ON ME!!!!!
John: Ok people, it's just about time to lead the tour through this building for the unsuspecting tourists. Who wants to do it? Bob?
Bob: Last time I did it, a girl bit me because I told her Mickey Mouse wasn't real.
Sue: I'll do it.
John: Good. Get going.
During the tour
Sue: And that is how Walt Disney weaseled his way out of yet another lawsuit. Any questions?
Random kid: Is everyone who works here an incompetent jerk?
Sue: No. Only the people who never give me a raise.
Random kid: Isn't that Walt Disney?
Sue: Wrong again ding-bat. It's the idiotic executive named John.
John: I heard that.
Sue: Throws water on him.
John: It BURNS!!! I'm melting....
Sue: Suck it up loser.