A/N : I know, I know...I've been bad at updating. But...LOOKIE! I updated! Weeeee!
This chapter, actually, was supposed to be part of this huge chapter...but I didn't realize it would take so long. Not knowing how much LONGER it could have taken, I decided to split it up into two chapters, like I did with 5 and 6.
This chapter...I didn't get as much as into the jokes...YET. Bwhahahaha. It's still funny and cute though....but the plot THICKENS! ::gasps:: I know! How could there be a plot? LOL!
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Happy Go Nutso Roscoe: Chapter 7
Nuckin' Futs: Part One: T'Yeah Baby!
Dodging the crazed dancing Roscoe students and characters, Travis and Lily hurriedly exited through the cafeteria doors. Once both safely outside in the hallway, Travis closed the doors shut, cutting off the loud screams of the spectators as an Oompa Loompa landed a complicated flip.
Now that's something you don't see everyday.
The sudden silence of the empty hallway was relieving, compared to the screams and shouts coming from the chaotic, not to mention bizarre, crowd inside the cafeteria.
Lily, slightly flustered, took a sidelong glance at Travis's face. Travis, who usually understood and could interpret everything and anything that happened around him, could only offer a bewildered expression. See, these are the kind of times when you look back at what just happened and ask yourself 'What the HELL just happened?'
Lily opened her mouth to say something, but Travis cut her off "Come on, we better get those microphones."
Lily nodded. Who knows what kind of damage that crowd could be capable of if Kim didn't get them under control soon.
"Ugh,..where are they!" Lily cried out, quite frustrated as she pushed aside some objects on a shelf, looking for the much needed items. The single light bulb hanging off the ceiling did not help them either as they continued their search in the supply closet.
"They have to be here somewhere, Lily." Travis assured her calmly as he checked through some boxes that were sitting on the cement floor. Watching him pull out useless junk that only a pack rat would save, Lily sighed as she gave up on her own shelf.
"This is insane, absolutely insane." Lily muttered rubbing her eyes. "There is no other word to describe it.."
"I'm sure there's plenty of other words," Travis commented as he pulled out a tangled slinky from the beaten up box he was now looking through. He eyed it strangely before continuing. "More likely you're too much in shock to think of any." Lily laughed as she lowered herself onto the cement ground next to him with a plop.
"Not only that, my ears are ringing like mad! I swear, I hear that song one more time….."
Travis jokingly started humming the dreaded boy-band-pop tune while he innocently rummaged through the next box. Lily, as a reaction, playfully smacked him in the back of the head. "Shut it." Lily said with a grin, with Travis just giving a shake of his head, while chuckling softly.
Lily glanced away from the very much amused Travis and let her eyes wander up and down the shelves in front of them. Different sized boxes were stacked, and were determined of what was inside by black marker scrawled on them.
Some of them read:
Sport equipment? No good. Pencils? Nope. Pens? Another nope. Karaoke Machine? What the hell was that doing here? Pom-poms? Make a note to steal that. Candle wax? What?! Art supplies? Defiantly not.
Hopelessly, Lily moved her eyes past an old beat up radio on to the next box.
Micro-
"Travis!" Lily suddenly said. Travis diverted his eyes from the box he was presently looking through, marked 'Useless Crap', to see what Lily was excited about.
He followed Lily's wide eyed gaze to one of the top shelves in front of them. Squinting his eyes through the dimness, he spotted a fairly large cardboard box sitting there. It had huge black writing that read 'Microphones.'
"How did we miss that?"
"I don't know!" Lily said happily while they both hastily got up from their sitting positions. "But it's about time."
After a few moments of staring at the unreachable box, Travis crossed his arms and broke the silence. "How do you suppose we get it?"
"There has to be some way…" Lily said quietly while wandering her eyes around the ground around them, searching for anything to aid them in achieving the box. A large construction paint bucket in the corner caught her eye. "Come on, we'll use that!"
"How?" Travis asked, slightly puzzled as he watched Lily drag it over in front of the shelf and turn it over.
"I'm going to stand on top of it and get the box." Lily explained simply as she rested her foot on the overturned paint bucket, which estimated to be about two feet high. Travis nodded in understanding.
"Alright, let's do this then." Lily said. "The sooner, the better…"
Travis took his place behind Lily as she pushed herself off the floor and stood on top of the bucket. She swayed slightly and on instinct Travis grabbed her hips. "Just for safety." Travis muttered when Lily gave him a questioning look.
With that, Lily stretched her arms upward, reaching for the box. Once both hands were clasped on tightly to either side of it, she slowly dragged the box towards her.
"Careful.." Travis whispered as the box started going over the edge of the shelf. Lily swallowed and pulled it completely off the edge.
The weight of the box was not what Lily, or Travis, was expecting. Once the box was off fully the shelf, and no longer supported by it, its weight forced Lily backwards, sending her tumbling to the ground, taking Travis down with her.
Travis's back slammed against the cold cement sending a shock of pain though his body. Before he could take a breath, he felt Lily's body collapse right on top of his. The box had slipped out of Lily's grip, and landed right beside them. With a hard thud, the box spilled all its contents, sending batteries and microphones rolling everywhere.
"Lily, are you all alright?' asked Travis, panting. Lily gave a weak cough and slowly rolled off of him. Before she could give him an answer, the worn out radio that had been sitting next to the box, tilted off the shelf and smashed into the ground only feet away from them.
All of a sudden, music started blasting through the old speakers at its highest volume level possible, causing Lily and Travis to cover their ears.
"Aw, shit" Travis said as he hastily reached for the radio to turn it off. Even through her closed off ears, Lily recognized the song. Of course she should recognize the song, it was on the soundtrack of her love life….
Travis slammed his hand down on the radio switch, bringing back the silence of the closet. He sat back in a kneeling position, rubbing the back of his head. "That was quite a-"
BANG!BANG!BANG
Loud sounds of fists on the door echoed through the closet, shaking it violently. Travis and Lily froze in their positions, staring wide eyed at the door.
"Whose in there?!' A gruff voice called out from the other side. "Unlock this door right now!!"
It was the men. They were back.
Travis silently thanked the lack of school's funding to repair the doors as he made his way over to Lily, as quietly as he could.
"Open up!!!"
"Lily, come on." Travis whispered as he grasped onto Lily's arm. Lily paid no notice to him as she continued to stare, horrified, at the closet door.
"We know you're in there!!"
"Lily!" Travis breathed urgently, tugging her arm, but she still stayed frozen in her spot. The men began shaking the door harder and rattling the door knob, trying to enter.
Travis hastily glanced around, clutching the motionless Lily's arm. They had to get out. They had to find a way before…
SLAM
Without warning, the men barged through the closet door, using all their strength combined. The door was sent crashing into the wall and seemed to send vibrations, shaking the rest of the room.
Travis blinked his eyes a couple of times, adjusting them to the harsh light. As soon as his vision came back, he found himself gazing up at none other then the leader of the men. The leader had a smirk playing on his lips while he moved his glance from Lily to Travis, as they sat helplessly on the cold ground.
Travis slid in front of frightened Lily, shielding her from the leader's gaze as he stared at him boldly in the eye and demanded. "What do you want?"
"Ah…Mr. Strong. We meet again." The leader exclaimed, the smirk not dropping from his face. "Why I am not surprised to see you here…"
"What do you want?" Travis demanded again, not letting down on his hard gaze.
The leader stepped in a tad closer to the area where Travis and Lily were sitting. Now the smirk on his face became a sinister grin as he glanced down at them. "I don't think you and your friend are permitted to be here right now, Mr. Strong." He said, letting his eyes wander behind Travis to Lily, who was biting her bottom lip nervously. "Surely it might be breaking some certain 'rules' that I laid down yesterday morning, would it not?"
At the leader's words, Travis eyed the three other, and quite large sized, men who still stood quietly in the doorway. They had an evil gleam in their eyes as they began to crack their knuckles in a threatening way. Travis felt Lily shudder behind him.
"Now where were we…" The leader said after Travis brought his gaze back to him. "Oh yes…" The leader brought his hand up and snapped his fingers. "Sven? Jerome? Bob?" The leader put his hands behind his back, leaning close to Travis's face, and remained grinning. Travis narrowed his eyes coldly. "Please help escort these two outside into the hallway."
As commanded, the three large men made their way to Travis and Lily. The leader pulled away from Travis's glare and watched as one of the men reached behind Travis and grabbed a hold of Lily's wrist.
Lily gave out a gasp as she struggled to break her wrist free from the man's strong grip. "Travis!" She cried.
"Let her go!" Travis hastily stood up and tried to shove the man, who had to be at least a foot and half taller then him. The man didn't even flinch at Travis's attempted attack as he lifted Lily over his shoulder. Lily's scream echoed in Travis's ears.
"LET ME GO!" Lily shrieked as she pounded her fists on the man's back, her legs kicking everywhere. The man seemed to have not noticed this as he began to calmly walk through the closet's exit and into the hallway.
"No! Lily!" Travis tried to run after Lily and her captor, but two pairs of hands grabbed him forcefully by the arms and pinned them to his back. Not prepared for this sudden attack, he groaned in pain and wrestled against their firm clutches. As he twisted his wrists, trying desperately to break free, the leader with a content look on his face walked in front of the struggling Travis.
"What do you want from us?!" Travis asked loudly. At his questioning, the strong hands closed tighter around his arms, and he let out a small moan through his gritted teeth. He wouldn't let the leader see him defeated.
"Nothing." The leader said with the smirk now back on his face. "You're just going to learn the consequences of your actions, Mr. Strong." He added with a villainous twinkle in his eye. Travis's own eyes widened at this statement as the leader gave the two men orders. "Please take him outside."
"You're going to pay for this!" Travis yelled angrily at the leader as he was forced out into the hallway with the two men behind him.
"I'm sure of it." The leader said with sarcasm dripping from his voice as he flicked off the closet light and pulled the door closed.
At the cafeteria……
"Rubber Ducky, this is Big Bird. I repeat, this is Big Bird. Do you copy?" A voice said through the loud static coming from a walkie-talkie that our own Robbie McGrath was wearing on his belt.
Robbie glanced around before rolling his eyes, unclasping the walkie-talkie from his belt and answering, slightly annoyed. "Ray, come on. We have work to do. There's no time for fooling around."
Ray came up behind Robbie and tapped him on the shoulder, with his own walkie-talkie in his hand. "Come on, you're no fun!" Robbie glanced at him and rolled his eyes once more. "What's with you, man?"
"Nothing" Robbie assured him with a shrug. "We just have a lot of work to do, that's all." Ray eyed Robbie as he gazed around the cafeteria of characters and Roscoe students, avoiding eye contact. The cafeteria had calmed down a bit and the people/characters/weird things were now sitting quietly and having conversations at the lunch tables. Ray and Robbie had been put on patrol by Kim Carlisle to make sure it stayed that way.
"This doesn't have to do with-"Ray started, but Robbie quickly interrupted him.
"Hey, uh, have you seen Travis and Lily? I haven't seen them in awhile."
Ray shrugged his shoulders and scratched the back of his neck with the walkie-talkie antennae. "I think they went out on an errand for Kim. Not sure though."
"Wouldn't you think they would be back by now? I haven't seen them since NSYNC's mini concert." Robbie said, getting concerned. "I'm staring to worry-"
Robbie stopped talking as he felt a sudden tug on the leg of his pants. Both he and Ray looked down to see a little girl with huge brown eyes staring right back at him.
The little girl was about two feet high, and had an abnormally large head for the size of her body. She wore a bright pink shirt and orange shorts. The other odd thing Ray and Robbie noticed about her, besides her watermelon shaped head, was that she looked sort of…cartoonish if that was a good word to put it. Also, there was a monkey next to her. A cartoonish, to to mentioned naked, monkey wearing…
……..red boots?!
The girl tugged on Robbie's pant leg once more, asking: "¿Dónde está mi mochila?"
Subtitles: Where is my back pack?"
Robbie glanced up from the little girl to Ray. Raising one eyebrow, he asked Ray "Do you speak Spanish?"
Ray snorted. "Are you kidding? I'm just passing English, man."
"Dónde está mi mochila?!" The little girl demanded once more, which brought the two's gaze back down at her. Her big brown eyes were narrowed in frustration as she began muttering a bunch of words…well, that I couldn't even record.
Or maybe it's better that I don't….if you know what I mean.
Ray and Robbie looked back up at each other, with perplexed looks. This was going to be harder then they thought.
"SWIPER!" Someone suddenly shouted from across the cafeteria, in distress. "No swiping!!!"
"Awwwwww, man."
At some random house in some random location out of my complete randomness….
There is a dark room, and the only sound you can hear is the soft humming of a computer.
A girl sits at her desk, staring wide eyed at her computer monitor which is giving off an eerie blue-ish light, highlighting the girl's facial features.
The website title read as Fan Fiction . Net.
The girl wears a shocked expression, and without moving her eyes from the computer screen, she reaches her hand across her desk and grabs something.
She holds the mysterious object closer to her face, using the computer screen's light to read it.
Why...it's an M&M wrapper!
The girl suddenly pulls it away from her face and shakes it madly, screaming "WHAT KIND OF ::CRAP:: IS IN THIS STUFF?!!!!"
::crap:: MILK CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, SKIM MILK, MILK FAT, LACTOSE, SOY LECITHIN, SALT, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS), SUGAR, CORNSTARCH, LESS THEN 1 percent- CORN SYRUP, GUM ACACIA, COLORING (INCLUDES RED 40 LAKE, YELLOW 6, YELLOW 5, BLUE 2 LAKE, RED 40, BLUE 1 LAKE, BLUE 1, BLUE 2, YELLOW 5 LAKE, YELLOW 6 LAKE), DEXTRIN.
A/N: Hehehehe..
So, I'll write the second part as SOON as I can! Like, probably tomorrow night, I smell a battle coming...
What will happen to Travis and Lily?! When will the battle occur? Will Ray pass English?? Will this actually be IMPLIED Ray and Lily?? ::gasp::snorts::gasp:: And most important….
WHERE IS DORA'S BACK PACK??!!!
Um…next chapter will be a lot like "Holla", LOL! With random stuff and…yeah. You know what's coming.
A review would totally make my day! :D
PS: Um..this story doesn't have pairings. It's just good ole RFR without love triangles…or squares..or polygons….or hexagons….or whatever the heck they have on the show now. Gechalodafoamd-gons?