Alucard: Karkahn does not own me, Integra, Seras, or anything Hellsing. She only owns her name.
Karkahn: And I said very, very good!
Bad Moments
Seras moved quickly through the Hellsing Manor as she looked for her master. He had mentioned something about playing with Integra and she wasn't entirely sure she wanted know but she needed to talk to him. As she neared Integra's door she could hear her arguing with Alucard.
"ALUCARD! GET OFF!"
"WELL I CAN'T IN THIS POSITION! JUST SHIFT YOUR HIPS!"
"I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE ON THEM!"
"WELL I CAN'T MOVE NOW!"
"THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM YOU OVER-SIZED LEECH! MOVE!"
"I CAN'T! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ABUSIVE TWIT!"
"TWIT! DO I LOOK PREGANT TO YOU?"
"FROM THIS POSITION, YES!"
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN GET OFF!"
"I CAN'T! CAN YOU REACH IT!"
"NO! YOU DO IT! YOU'RE CLOSER!"
"I CAN'T REACH!"
"THERE'S A SHOCK! BLOOD-BREATHE CAN'T DO SOMETHING!"
"HEY!"
"YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!"
"YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS!"
"ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS!"
"SORRY! I DON'T DREAM ABOUT YOU!"
"HAVING MORE FANTASIES ABOUT ANDERSON ARE YOU!"
"HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"OR WHAT! YOU'LL BITE ME!"
"YES!"
"OH GO GET ANDERSON HE'D LIKE IT MORE!"
"HEY! IF THAT WAS TRUE I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS POSITION WOULD I!"
"AW! WHAT HAPPENED? DID ANDERSON LEAVE YOU FOR MAXWELL!"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"THE HAT SAYS OTHERWISE!"
"YOU'RE STILL MAD THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS!"
"I DO NOT ENJOY BEING STUCK UNDER YOU!"
"JUST SHIFT YOUR HIPS!"
"I TOLD YOU BEFORE, I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE ON THEM!"
Seras twitched slightly before she kicked the door open. "MASTER! YOU LEAVE SIR INTEGRA ALONE RIGH-" She stopped and looked at them. They were on a twister mat and bent in a position that looked fairly uncomfortable. Alucard was in a slight bridge formation over Integra and was desperately trying to reach the spinner but his finger tips kept pushing it away.
"Police Girl. Good. Can you reach the spinner?"