The Love Note
"Dear Kuki...You are so sweet, I wish that I can eat...you? Nah."
Wallabee erased his first sentence.
"Dear Kuki...Since you are so sweet, I think I'll make you...meat? No, No, No."
Wallabee erased his sentence again.
"Dear..."
"Kuki..." Abigail said in a lovey dovey voice.
"Numbuh 5!" Wallace yelled.
"I love you with all my heart, you are the hottest thing on the entire earth. I die for you. My heart BURNS for you."
"Shut up Numbuh 5!"
"Just copy on what I'm saying." She whispered.
"NO! THIS POEM IS COMING FROM THE CENTER OF MY HEART! SO...go pick your nose or something."
"Okay, but I'm telling ya Numbuh 4, you're that kind of man who can't write poems!" Numbuh 5 stalked out the door like a duck.
Meanwhile in 3's room...
"Dear Wallabee, I'm in love with you. The truth is I'm just like that skunky Loony Tune dude. Although your heart is filled violence and doom, You also smell good like J.LO's perfume."
Numbuh 3 read her love poem out loud and finished it.
"Your eyes are green like nature's grass, One of the reasons I like you is because you can kick—"
"KUKI!!!!" Kuki's mother yelled down the stairs and told her school bus is here. She finished the poem for Wallace, so she folded the note up and shoved it in her binder.
At school...
"Oh, no...there's Kuki...I DIDN'T FINISH HER POEM!"
As Kuki walked into the classroom door, she sat down and got her homework out...which was her poem for Wallace.
"Alright class, we are going to spell today!" Perked the teacher.
The class moaned.
"Let's start out with...Billy! Billy, can you spell, Violin?" asked Ms. Curtis.
"V-I-O-L-I-...N?" spelled Billy.
"That is correct. Next, Nigel." Spoke the teach.
As Nigel was spelling, a note been passed on during class. It was Kuki's. When it reached Wallabee's desk, he was absolutely stunned what the cover of the note said.
TO MY DEAREST WALLY
LOVE: KUKI
The cover of the note was filled with hearts and lips. Wallace opened the note and there were two flowers holding hands. Wally read the note carefully:
DEAR WALLABEE,
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST LIKE THAT SKUNKY LOONY TUNE DUDE. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE HEART IS FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND DOOM, YOU ALSO SMELL LIKE J.LO'S PERFUME.
"J.LO?" Wallabee had no idea who she was. Wallabee read the last sentence Kuki's poem aloud.
"YOUR EYES ARE GREEN AS NATURE'S GRASS, ONE OF THE REASONS I LIKE YOU IS BECAUSE YOU CAN KICK---"
"Wallace!" Yelled Ms. Curtis.
"Duh, yeah?" Wallace folded up the note.
"Spell...donkey."
Author's Note: I was bored so I started to write this crazy joke. I hoped you like it. Please R&R.
"Dear Kuki...You are so sweet, I wish that I can eat...you? Nah."
Wallabee erased his first sentence.
"Dear Kuki...Since you are so sweet, I think I'll make you...meat? No, No, No."
Wallabee erased his sentence again.
"Dear..."
"Kuki..." Abigail said in a lovey dovey voice.
"Numbuh 5!" Wallace yelled.
"I love you with all my heart, you are the hottest thing on the entire earth. I die for you. My heart BURNS for you."
"Shut up Numbuh 5!"
"Just copy on what I'm saying." She whispered.
"NO! THIS POEM IS COMING FROM THE CENTER OF MY HEART! SO...go pick your nose or something."
"Okay, but I'm telling ya Numbuh 4, you're that kind of man who can't write poems!" Numbuh 5 stalked out the door like a duck.
Meanwhile in 3's room...
"Dear Wallabee, I'm in love with you. The truth is I'm just like that skunky Loony Tune dude. Although your heart is filled violence and doom, You also smell good like J.LO's perfume."
Numbuh 3 read her love poem out loud and finished it.
"Your eyes are green like nature's grass, One of the reasons I like you is because you can kick—"
"KUKI!!!!" Kuki's mother yelled down the stairs and told her school bus is here. She finished the poem for Wallace, so she folded the note up and shoved it in her binder.
At school...
"Oh, no...there's Kuki...I DIDN'T FINISH HER POEM!"
As Kuki walked into the classroom door, she sat down and got her homework out...which was her poem for Wallace.
"Alright class, we are going to spell today!" Perked the teacher.
The class moaned.
"Let's start out with...Billy! Billy, can you spell, Violin?" asked Ms. Curtis.
"V-I-O-L-I-...N?" spelled Billy.
"That is correct. Next, Nigel." Spoke the teach.
As Nigel was spelling, a note been passed on during class. It was Kuki's. When it reached Wallabee's desk, he was absolutely stunned what the cover of the note said.
TO MY DEAREST WALLY
LOVE: KUKI
The cover of the note was filled with hearts and lips. Wallace opened the note and there were two flowers holding hands. Wally read the note carefully:
DEAR WALLABEE,
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST LIKE THAT SKUNKY LOONY TUNE DUDE. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE HEART IS FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND DOOM, YOU ALSO SMELL LIKE J.LO'S PERFUME.
"J.LO?" Wallabee had no idea who she was. Wallabee read the last sentence Kuki's poem aloud.
"YOUR EYES ARE GREEN AS NATURE'S GRASS, ONE OF THE REASONS I LIKE YOU IS BECAUSE YOU CAN KICK---"
"Wallace!" Yelled Ms. Curtis.
"Duh, yeah?" Wallace folded up the note.
"Spell...donkey."
Author's Note: I was bored so I started to write this crazy joke. I hoped you like it. Please R&R.