I'm shocked that not many people reviewed. I would've written more but I've been busy with parties lately. I see the last chapter was pretty good. Everyone seemed to like the exit sign with my other friends. Well, enjoy:
Master Adept 2000: Is it really that good? (Blushes.) Why thank you. As for you moonlight... (Glare.) You better are taking lessons on how to behave or I will get you... (Loads gun.)
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Sorry it took so long... (Hangs head.) Sue the teachers if you need to get at someone... It is hard to understand Isaac, isn't it? (Isaac monkey talks to me.) My review target is actually over 69. I want to gain more reviews than Beauty and the Beast. But thank you for asking.
Vokteren: Glad you enjoyed the chapter. Also glad it wasn't bad for the wait... I thought people might enjoy the exit sign thing. Well, hope you enjoy the chapter.
Zero84: It's okay if you're not on your account. Maybe all the GS girls will jump him. You never know. Enjoy this chapter.
ChibiFizz: Felix says if he can survive through this, he'll be more than happy to give you some hairgel. But he needs that book pretty damn bad... (Felix: Shut up!) Well, hope you enjoy this chapter... hope...
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun
Walking through the scorching desert was Felix, Isaac, and Alex. Felix was gasping for water along with a panting Isaac.
"If you need water so bad, I can cast douse." Alex said, giving them an annoyed look. Felix suddenly smiled and looked perfectly fine.
"No thanks. I can live." He said.
"Then if it wouldn't kill you, can you please quit gasping for water?" Alex asked. Felix chuckled.
"Can't do that. We know it annoys the hell out of you when we gasp for water with a water adept." Felix explained, with an agreeing Isaac.
"Stupid earth adepts..." Alex muttered. They halted when they saw the Cave of Wonders. "Well, here we are." Alex said, a little too loudly.
SECRETLY BEHIND THE CAVE OF WONDERS...
"Hey, Menardi!" Saturos whispered, nudging the half-asleep Fire Adept. Menardi groaned, and looked up sleepily.
"Huh? Where's the fire?" She asked.
"Fire? There is none unless you wish for me to make one!" Saturos said, his eyes flashing orange. Menardi muttered something about his stupidity, and rolled over. Saturos raised an eyebrow. "Menardi, someone's coming. Didn't you hear Alex's voice? It was like a sign from god saying 'push the button that swallows people up' on your control pad! C'mon Menardi!" Saturos said, shaking her.
"Push it yourself." Menardi growled. Saturos sighed, and grabbed the 'special effects' control pad.
BACK TO FELIX AND ALEX...
"Now go in there, and get me that magical hairgel. Everything else is yours." Alex said.
"Tell me again why I'm doing this?" Felix asked.
"Because if you don't my hair will just look terrible. And we don't want that, now do we girls?" Alex said, looking over his shoulder. Over the hill were tons of girls with 'I love Alex' written upon there shirts.
"No, Alex!" They shouted. Felix sighed.
"The things I do to survive the rapid fangirls these days..." Felix muttered. He began to head toward the cave... before...
"Who dares awaken my slumber?" Saturos' voice on the microphone asked.
"Saturos?" Felix asked. Saturos on the other side instantly panicked.
"I have no clue what you're talking about! I'm not Saturos!" Saturos snapped.
"Saturos, you aren't fooling anyone..." Felix said, crossing his arms.
"I'm not Saturos, damn it! I am a Golden God! Now, tell me who you are!" Saturos demanded.
"It is I, Felix of Vale." Felix yelled.
"Enter if you dare..." Saturos cackled, reaching for the 'Eat' button. Felix was about to enter... Saturos pressed on the 'Eat' button. He smiled triumphantly. A few moments later, nothing happened. "Huh?" Saturos asked, confused. He turned to see Felix all ready inside. He quickly shoved Menardi awake. "Menardi! Menardi! The eat button won't work!" Saturos said, nervous.
"Let me see..." Menardi growled. She kept pressing, until the button got jammed. "Well, I sure accuse you for this..." Menardi murmured.
"But this is my first time ever pushing the button!" Saturos whined.
"Don't sweat it, Saturos. After all, we still have this..." Menardi said, pulling another control pad out. On it was a big red button labeled 'Lava'...
BACK TO FELIX...
"Just... Just look at all this! I can by all of Vale with this!" Felix said, staring at the treasure. Isaac stared at it as well. "Should we take it?" Felix asked. Isaac grew thoughtful for a brief...
"Now Isaac honey, what have I said about stealing?" Dora asked, giving Isaac a glare. Isaac, 17 years old, had a toy airplane from Fred Meyers in his hands. He looked thoughtful.
"Er... Don't?" Isaac asked. Dora nodded.
"Yes... AND I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW THAT RULE!!!" Dora screamed, taking a broom and beating Isaac over the head with it.
Isaac gulped.
"So Isaac, should we steal anything?" Felix repeated. Isaac slowly shook his head 'no' and held it as though Dora would jump out of nowhere with a broom. Secretly following them was a shadowy carpet-like figure...
BACK TO ALEX...
"Now girls, there's enough Water Adept here for you all..." Alex said, as his rapid fangirls were gathered around him giving him anything he needed.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Oh my god, I am terribly sorry that was bad and short! I didn't mean for it to turn out like that... but still, please R/R!