So... anyone up for a new parody?
Garet: God! Not again!
Felix: Oooh! I get to be the main character!
Yep. No more Ivan and Sheba pairings in the parody. Now, just a quick note: Ivan is evil and Felix is very paranoid about his hair.
Felix: I'm paranoid about my hair?! That's Garet!
Anyway, here's the story:
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun
In the warm aired dark night in the desert, two horses... okay one was a donkey... ran across the sand...
"GET ME OFF THIS THING!!!" Ivan screamed, riding the donkey. Garet as a parrot (Alex: Ha! That rhymes!) groaned. They halted, and Ivan fell off his donkey... which was taller than he was. (Ivan, you're embarrassing us...) Ivan quickly got up, and made a cool pose. "That was planned." He lied, brushing himself off from the sand. Hsu, his evil helper, hopped off his horse. (We all remember Feizhi's chubby brother?) A giant tiger sand head was before them.
"Where'd you get pudgy from?" Garet asked.
"Not now. We just might get that lamp, Garet." Ivan hushed.
"It better be! This is the 61st time!" Garet hissed. The tiger head growled.
"Who dares to awaken my slumber?!" Saturos' voice on a microphone behind the tiger asked. Menardi sat with him. (Saturos: Cool special effects, huh?) (Menardi: Ha... ha... ha...)
"It is I! The humble thief named Hsu! Have you heard of my sister, Feizhi?" Hsu asked. Saturos on the other side looked thoughtful.
"Wasn't that the bitch who slapped me?" Saturos wondered. He remembered when he tried hitting on her, and she pulled some Kung Fu attack on him. "Hey! I remember her! She's that Kung Fu bitch!" Saturos yelled. He picked up the microphone and began to speak. "Enter if you dare. But the only one who may enter is the diamonds in the ruff boy...I got that right, right Menardi?" Saturos asked, turning to me. Menardi shrugged. Hsu attempted to enter, and Menardi clicked a button labeled 'Eat'. The tiger head roared, and swallowed Hsu. Ivan and Garet gapped at it.
"Oh my god... it just ate Hsu!" Garet yelled. Ivan began to panic.
"Oh, damn it! Now she's gonna pull one of those Kung Fu moves on me!" Ivan said, before breaking into tears.
"I wonder who this diamond in the ruff boy is....?" Garet said, striking a 'rub the chin in a thoughtful way' pose. Ivan joined him.
Back in some desert like place called Agrabah...
Felix is standing there in Aladdin's clothes with beard in his arms... and standing there... Felix you're meant to be running from the guards...
"Wait, what?!" Felix asked, suddenly looking shocked.
"There he is!" A voice yelled. Felix raised an eyebrow, and turned around. Agatio in a guard outfit with a few other guards glared at him. "I'll have your head gift wrapped and sent to Karst as her birthday present!" Agatio said, pulling out his sword. Felix raised an eyebrow.
"Agatio's chasing me... saying he'll send my head to Karst... all this... for a loaf of bread?" Felix asked. He gasped when Agatio charged, and Felix jumped off the roof just as the Fire Clan Adept swung his sword. Felix fell into a pile of women's clothes, and when he got up, he wore an outfit. Felix groaned. "Third time this week... oh man! These pants don't even match this top!" Felix cried, pivoting. Seeing a bunch of women talking, he decided to chat with them. And least until the guards went away. "Hi there ladies!" Felix said, flashing a smile.
"A little early to be in trouble, eh Felix?" Dora, one the extras, asked. Felix smirked.
"It's never too early to get in trouble, and you're only in trouble when you get caught." Felix said, swiping a hand through his hair, which made the Rapid Felix fans drool... oh, not on the carpet, girls! Suddenly, someone grabbed Felix by the collar, and turned him around. Felix gulped at seeing Agatio. "I'm in trouble." He said, turning to Dora. Dora sighed.
"I have you now..." Agatio growled. Then, a monkey jumped onto Agatio's big fluffy hat. Felix looked up at Isaac, his pet monkey. (Isaac: They made a monkey out of me...) Felix smirked.
"Hello there, Isaac. Isaac smiled back until Dora shot him a glare.
"Isaac! What have I said about helping Felix?!" Dora demanded. Isaac's eyes looked toward the ground.
"Er... Don't?" Isaac asked.
"Exactly! And I expect you to follow that!" Dora yelled. Isaac sighed. Felix noticed the other guards, and grabbed Isaac.
"We have to go Isaac!" Felix yelled, running off.
"And when you get home, fix the roof!" Dora called. Felix began to hop away from guard's swords.
"One jump, ahead of the"- The music stopped, and so did Felix when the guard made a swing at him and a small piece of Felix's hair fell to the ground. They both stared at it. Everyone gapped at the guard. "My... my... my hair..." Felix whimpered. He suddenly glared at the guard, who was smiling proudly. Felix shot out his hand, and it made contact with the guard's jaw. "NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!" Felix cried. He grabbed Isaac once more, and ran up a flight of stairs. He grabbed a carpet, and flew out. Agatio made a curse at him. Felix stuck out his tongue. Isaac saw their landing point, and began to tug on Felix's hair. "Hang on Isaac, I'm busy gloating." Felix said. Isaac began to tug harder. Felix groaned annoyed, and turned to see what Isaac saw. BAM!!! Felix slowly slid down the wall, holding the BS sign...
TO BE CONINUTED....
Not that good in my opinon. Hope you liked it. Please, R/R!
Garet: God! Not again!
Felix: Oooh! I get to be the main character!
Yep. No more Ivan and Sheba pairings in the parody. Now, just a quick note: Ivan is evil and Felix is very paranoid about his hair.
Felix: I'm paranoid about my hair?! That's Garet!
Anyway, here's the story:
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun
In the warm aired dark night in the desert, two horses... okay one was a donkey... ran across the sand...
"GET ME OFF THIS THING!!!" Ivan screamed, riding the donkey. Garet as a parrot (Alex: Ha! That rhymes!) groaned. They halted, and Ivan fell off his donkey... which was taller than he was. (Ivan, you're embarrassing us...) Ivan quickly got up, and made a cool pose. "That was planned." He lied, brushing himself off from the sand. Hsu, his evil helper, hopped off his horse. (We all remember Feizhi's chubby brother?) A giant tiger sand head was before them.
"Where'd you get pudgy from?" Garet asked.
"Not now. We just might get that lamp, Garet." Ivan hushed.
"It better be! This is the 61st time!" Garet hissed. The tiger head growled.
"Who dares to awaken my slumber?!" Saturos' voice on a microphone behind the tiger asked. Menardi sat with him. (Saturos: Cool special effects, huh?) (Menardi: Ha... ha... ha...)
"It is I! The humble thief named Hsu! Have you heard of my sister, Feizhi?" Hsu asked. Saturos on the other side looked thoughtful.
"Wasn't that the bitch who slapped me?" Saturos wondered. He remembered when he tried hitting on her, and she pulled some Kung Fu attack on him. "Hey! I remember her! She's that Kung Fu bitch!" Saturos yelled. He picked up the microphone and began to speak. "Enter if you dare. But the only one who may enter is the diamonds in the ruff boy...I got that right, right Menardi?" Saturos asked, turning to me. Menardi shrugged. Hsu attempted to enter, and Menardi clicked a button labeled 'Eat'. The tiger head roared, and swallowed Hsu. Ivan and Garet gapped at it.
"Oh my god... it just ate Hsu!" Garet yelled. Ivan began to panic.
"Oh, damn it! Now she's gonna pull one of those Kung Fu moves on me!" Ivan said, before breaking into tears.
"I wonder who this diamond in the ruff boy is....?" Garet said, striking a 'rub the chin in a thoughtful way' pose. Ivan joined him.
Back in some desert like place called Agrabah...
Felix is standing there in Aladdin's clothes with beard in his arms... and standing there... Felix you're meant to be running from the guards...
"Wait, what?!" Felix asked, suddenly looking shocked.
"There he is!" A voice yelled. Felix raised an eyebrow, and turned around. Agatio in a guard outfit with a few other guards glared at him. "I'll have your head gift wrapped and sent to Karst as her birthday present!" Agatio said, pulling out his sword. Felix raised an eyebrow.
"Agatio's chasing me... saying he'll send my head to Karst... all this... for a loaf of bread?" Felix asked. He gasped when Agatio charged, and Felix jumped off the roof just as the Fire Clan Adept swung his sword. Felix fell into a pile of women's clothes, and when he got up, he wore an outfit. Felix groaned. "Third time this week... oh man! These pants don't even match this top!" Felix cried, pivoting. Seeing a bunch of women talking, he decided to chat with them. And least until the guards went away. "Hi there ladies!" Felix said, flashing a smile.
"A little early to be in trouble, eh Felix?" Dora, one the extras, asked. Felix smirked.
"It's never too early to get in trouble, and you're only in trouble when you get caught." Felix said, swiping a hand through his hair, which made the Rapid Felix fans drool... oh, not on the carpet, girls! Suddenly, someone grabbed Felix by the collar, and turned him around. Felix gulped at seeing Agatio. "I'm in trouble." He said, turning to Dora. Dora sighed.
"I have you now..." Agatio growled. Then, a monkey jumped onto Agatio's big fluffy hat. Felix looked up at Isaac, his pet monkey. (Isaac: They made a monkey out of me...) Felix smirked.
"Hello there, Isaac. Isaac smiled back until Dora shot him a glare.
"Isaac! What have I said about helping Felix?!" Dora demanded. Isaac's eyes looked toward the ground.
"Er... Don't?" Isaac asked.
"Exactly! And I expect you to follow that!" Dora yelled. Isaac sighed. Felix noticed the other guards, and grabbed Isaac.
"We have to go Isaac!" Felix yelled, running off.
"And when you get home, fix the roof!" Dora called. Felix began to hop away from guard's swords.
"One jump, ahead of the"- The music stopped, and so did Felix when the guard made a swing at him and a small piece of Felix's hair fell to the ground. They both stared at it. Everyone gapped at the guard. "My... my... my hair..." Felix whimpered. He suddenly glared at the guard, who was smiling proudly. Felix shot out his hand, and it made contact with the guard's jaw. "NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!" Felix cried. He grabbed Isaac once more, and ran up a flight of stairs. He grabbed a carpet, and flew out. Agatio made a curse at him. Felix stuck out his tongue. Isaac saw their landing point, and began to tug on Felix's hair. "Hang on Isaac, I'm busy gloating." Felix said. Isaac began to tug harder. Felix groaned annoyed, and turned to see what Isaac saw. BAM!!! Felix slowly slid down the wall, holding the BS sign...
TO BE CONINUTED....
Not that good in my opinon. Hope you liked it. Please, R/R!