Well, yet another Gohan torture fic Takes place after GT, I guess. I doesn't really matter... "Speaking" 'thinking/sarcasm/quotes' (A/N's)

I don't own DB/Z/GT

Gohan leaned back in his chair and began to separate the mail into piles. Bill, bill, junk mail, bill, junk mail, junk mail, a letter from Hercule, bill, a letter from Orange Star High School...

Gohan blinked. 'What's this?' he wondered as he shaped his ki to be a letter opener and slit the envelope. 'A high school reunion?! Next Sunday. Bring you kids... oh, boy.' Videl walked in and noticed the OSHS insignia on the envelope Gohan held in his hand.

"What's this?" she asked as she snatched it out of his hand. It took her less than a minute to read it, and as she finished she grabbed a pen off her husband's desk and began to fill out the RSVP form.

"What are you doing!?" Gohan cried as he realized what she was doing. "We're not going!"

"Yes we are, buster. This will be fun. And we'll bring Pan!" As if on cue, the said girl walked in.

"Bring me where? Did I mention I finally got a date? Next Sunday." Gohan's eyes widened to the size of plates at his daughter's announcement.

"Date?" the reunion was completely forgotten and Gohan's voice turned dangerously low as the pencil in his hand snapped. "With whom, may I ask?"

"Erm.... Trunks. I gotta date with Trunks!" Pan bolted from the room, knowing what was coming. (I love T/P's) Gohan growled and started to mutter something about a certain 'no good son-of-a-bitch'

"We're going to the reunion, and Pan's coming with us," he hissed.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Satan City...

"I need a job, I need a job, I need a job I need a job, I need a j-" Goten's mindless chant was cut off as Trunks slapped his hand over his mouth.

"I heard the first 500 times. Look, why don't we look in the newspaper. There might actually be a job in the 'Help Wanted' section," Trunks said sarcastically. He stopped at a newspaper stand, dropped a quarter in, and pulled out a 'Satan Herald'. "Look, here's an easy enough one for you."

Goten looked over his friend's shoulder and glanced at the spot his friend was pointing out. "'Babysitting job at high school reunion at Orange Star High School'. Hey, you're right! Can I borrow your cell phone to call?"

A/N: Woo-hoo. blows a party horn exciting prologue, eh? Review and let me know if you want me to continue. More, ahem, I mean, actual action in chapter 1. Oh, yeah, please no flames. Constructive criticism is accepted happily. C ya.