"Ginji-kun"
(sung to the tune of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne)

[Disclaimer: I don't own the Ban, Ginji, Akabane (although I wish I did), and all other GetBackers characters appearing here, as well as the original version of this song (duh).]

Setting: Normal day at the Honky Tonk. Ban and Ginji are moping. Paul is reading a newspaper. Natsumi is polishing mugs.

Enter Akabane

AKABANE:
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on

Ginji I've come to see you at the end of the day

NATSUMI: (echoes)
...end of the day...

AKABANE:
We can hang around at the Honky Tonk café

PAUL: (echoes)
... hang at Honky Tonk ...

GINJI: (surprised)
Since when were you back from your delivery trip?!

NATSUMI: (echoes)
...delivery trip...

AKABANE:
A few days ago, so quit trying to give me the slip.

PAUL: (echoes)
... give me the slip...

GINJI:
You know I am not the Raitei that I used to be
I'm not the one you want - Akabane can't you see?!

AKABANE:
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
It's not Ban I want, you've got that all wrong
Ginji can't you see, you're the GetBacker for me
I know that I want you
(I hope I don't come on too strong)

Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
Ginji-kun, you've got it goin on
I can still remember when I thought you were just a yawn

BAN: (echoes)
...just a yawn...

Ginji glares at him

AKABANE:
But then those days are long since gone

PAUL: (echoes)
...long since gone...

GINJI:
Can't you tell that I'm freaked out by the way you stare?

SHIDO: (popping out of nowhere and echoes)
...the way you stare...

GINJI:
And the way that you call me "Ginji kun" makes me so scared

KADSUKI: (suddenly appears and echoes)
... makes me so scared....

GINJI:
And if you think I'll be your partner, I just disagree
Unlike you, Ban-chan does not make me want to flee

Ban-chan has got it goin on
He's all that I need
We've been together so long
Akabane can't you see, I don't give in easily
I know that you are wrong
It's only with Ban that I belong

AKABANE:
Ginji-kun, why won't you get along?

NATSUMI and PAUL: (echo)
... why won't you get along?

AKABANE:
You're all that I want - I'm even singing this song

SHIDO and KADSUKI: (echo)
...singing and singing...

AKABANE:
It just fills me with glee to see your electricity
Do I have to wait so long...I really want you, Ginji-kun

EVERYONE except Ginji:
Ginji-kun... woo-oh, woo-oh
Ginji-kun... woo-oh, woo-oh

GINJI:
Wait a minute
Akabane, can't you see, you're just too creepy for me
Why don't you shove along
Cos I think Ban-chan's still the bomb

Ginji grabs Ban and exits
Akabane sighs but exits after them