Kalivax-kun: I don't own Naruto...If I did, we would re-do the dub…

You What?
by: The Kalivax(!)

Sasuke, with Naruto's help set Nami down on the bed. After a few moments

"I'm hungry," Naruto pouted, as they closed the door quietly behind them.

"You ate my ramen, that was my breakfast for tomorrow." Naruto glared.

"I'm a growing teen," he argued as they walked into Sasuke's living room.

"Yeah? well so am I, we're the same age remember?" He pointed out, sitting on the couch while Naruto plopped beside him.

Naruto scowled trying to come up with a good response…and got nothing.

It was then it dawned on Sasuke that they were alone on a couch, late at night, and the moon decided to magnify Naruto's beauty as it splashed through the curtain less window a few meters from him. The gold spikes absorbed the light making him seem angelic and his face radiate. Lips slightly parted as he mumbled trying to think good comebacks, eyes looking thoughtful. Sasuke realized where his train of thoughts were going and looked away, trying to blush, not succeeding very well. Gai's words were in his ears. Sasuke frowned and wondered why most of the teachers seemed or were perverted. "Maybe its a requirement..." he thought aloud, only to have his musings interrupted when Naruto interjected: "You're a pretty boy! And I'm not!"

"What? where did that come from?" Sasuke questioned. "That's the difference between you and me, I used to think its because you aren't human but after the whole Orochimaru thing—yeah, well, anyways," Naruto seemed uncomfortable with the subject and looked at his now interesting feet, "that's the only thing I can think of right now."

There was silence.

"I got a letter from Gaara," Naruto stated after a while.

"Oh—wait you keep in touch with him?" Sasuke looked at him as if he had admitted into being his fan-club president, "you're kidding me? why?"

Naruto frowned at his tone.

"'Cause, he's a nice person, I mean, well—now he is, he says when he comes back to Konoha he wants to go sight-seeing," Naruto smirked, "he says he wants me to take him to my favorite ramen stand."

Sasuke bit on his lip. How dare Gaara—No…wait…why should he care! He wasn't jealous! Of course not! This was Naruto! Naruto was just being nice to his friend! Jealous! Really! Him, an avenger—sure what he said earlier about being married to Naruto was a little true but—

"Argh!" Yup, Sasuke's brain was not used to comprehending such things like the possiblities of a same sex crush, so he just made a angry "hnh." noise and looked away.

Naturally he had forgotten Naruto was next to him, looking at him oddly until Naruto cut into his sulking mood with a: "Sasuke, what's your problem?"

Sasuke turned his head so quickly that it made a snapping noise and noted that Naruto had the man-this-guy-is-actin-wierd-look on his face, which then changed to the ok-what-the-hell-was-that-sound-face when Sasuke had cracked his neck.

"Nothing," he replied quickly.

Naruto then gave him the yeah-right-uh-huh- sure-whatever look and then turned his face to where Nami was sleeping in Sasuke's room.

"What do you think?" Naruto asked, then before Sasuke could make any sarcastic remarks, "I mean it, seriously."

Sasuke sighed.

"I don't know, " he blurted, leaning into his couch's comfort, "I'm surprised, worried, a little, and well—"

"Hey, why're you worried?" Naruto interrupted, "What sad that you're the mother? or—" Naruto said this part point blank, "that I'm the father and you're married to me?"

Sasuke noted the blank expression on his face and felt a pang in is stomach. "Of course not, quit being stupid dobe—" Naruto looked up confused, "I'm worried, because if she's here that means something happened in the future that made her come here. I don't care or mind that we're married, I'm actually ok with it. I thought I would do worse."

"Gee thanks, I'm honored, oh attractive narcissist," Naruto remarked, but the fact he wasn't angry was obvious when he smiled back at him, "I'm ok with it too. I'm actually sort of, y'know happy. Someone besides Iruka- sensei loves me(1)! for me. Plus," he actually seemed to be in bliss when he said this part," I'm Hokage! My dream came true! There was a happy ending after all!"

Sasuke couldn't help but smile at his expression. Naruto was right, he was actually relieved to know his life as well as Naruto's ended happily.

"I wonder though," Naruto once again cut through his thoughts, "how you'd look pregnant? Did you act all hissy-fitty like a normal pregnant lad—I mean—person?"

Sasuke made a startled noise and blushed as he screamed at the other: "Why would you wonder that?"

But the questions weren't finished: "I dunno, its funny if you think about it, when we got married did you have a garter and if so—where? do you cook meals for me? did you wear a wedding dress? Why did we agree to let our child be married—" and this question was the breaking point—"are you the uke?" Sasuke got up and gave Naruto a death glare.

"How should I know these things? And what's with the-sex question?" he demanded, hands fisting and cheeks tinted red.

"Well, we're married and we had a baby, obviously we must be doing something besides sleeping in our bed," Naruto explained.

But Sasuke was still angry.

"What do I look like your sex-ed teacher! I don't know! Pervert!" he accused and stomped off into the kitchen and began banging dishes. Behind him Naruto made a satisfied smirk. Who knew embarrassing Sasuke to the point where he's frustrated was so easy?...He would note this for future reference...

In Sasuke's room

Nami tossed and turned in her dreams. She began to make little cries and they turned into screams, so much that Naruto burst in to comfort the poor child.

"Shh. Nami, um, uh, Papa's here," he soothed in his best father voice. Nami still didn't calm down, sobs shaking her little body and holding onto Naruto as if he was life itself. If Naruto had noticed Sasuke in the door he could've saved the poor dish of cookies from being destroyed when he dropped it in shock. For Nami's next words were: "Papa! Don't let Mama die! I'll save her! Please don't let her die! Nooooo!"

And little did they know, in the future, said person was lying on a bed, pale and waning, his lover hunched over him, holding onto his hand and crying: "Please Sasuke, don't die. I'll save you. Even if it kills me..."

He was interrupted when a little boy with one sharrangin(2)eye and black hair to his shoulders tied messily, burst in clearly panicked: "Taiyang(3)'s gone! and so is the liwu pengyou(4)!"

The sixth Hokage turned in horror and for a moment felt fear for his child flood through him then he barked orders quickly: "Hurry! Bring all those involved and bring Hinata, Tsunade, and the visiting Kazekage! I have questions I need answered! Now Shinta!"

Shinta bowed quickly and rushed to find his father-he would help him find those responsible for guarding the famed mirror, the liwu pengyou-plus, he was worried, his dear Taiyang was powerful but, as far as control went...he would need to hurry...

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1 Not like that...this is Sasu/Naru, although, for awhile after reading some angst fics I felt like doing a 180 on the story and have him with Gaara or Neji, but we're ok now-bashes a Sasuke doll into bits-oops there goes the prima donna...

2Is that how you spell it?

3This is mandarin for sun/sunshine. Why is Shinta speaking mandarin? Because I had my handy dany mandrin dictionary with me... and…he had a –cough –intresting instructor…thought I'd spoil it for ya dahries now…yes it's 'dahries' now…

4This roughly translated is 'Gift friend' in mandarin...same as #3 too lazy to retype everything again.

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Well…that's that I suppose. Keep on the lookout for updates which are on the horizon—I swear!…somewhere…