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PARTY!!!!! (Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac, but the owners do.
Summary: as promised, here's the sequel of "Kidnap"!!! And as Kaji promised, they're gonna hold a party to celebrate Ayu's safe return 'coz they saved her!! Warning: again, really stupid and humorous... R&R!!!
Warnings: King Gribbet and Quack!!! And you know what? I just realized this now that... I forgot to warn you that this fic's gonna have a lot of... OOCness... hehe...
A/N: Its soooo boring in my house, even though its summer vacation (I can't go to the malls or anything!! no parties, no whatever!!) so I'm writing this fic to pass the time... PS2's now a bore, I can't surf the net that much, I can't meet with my friends 'coz my cell phone's snatched (yes, I'm a victim of snatchers twice already) and my crush moved to another subdivision!! Plus my three best friends are out of town for vacation... what a fine way to spend summer vacation!! But let's just get on with the fic 'coz I know you don't want to listen to my ranting and yada, yada...
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CHAPTER I: Trip Home... I mean safe house
"Yataa, at last we're out of that place!!" Nina exclaimed, stretching her arms...and she accidentally hit Yuta on the face with her fist.
"Hey!!" Yuta complained. "What did you do THAT for?!"
"Gomen, Yuta! It was an accident!!" Nina explained. Yuta was waterfall crying, which was overreacting... "You hit my face!" he said, his voice wavering sarcastically. (Huh?) "My beautiful face!! Is it deformed or what?" he then felt his face.
"Your face is ALREADY deformed, for your information..." Tsujiai mumbled under his breath. Unfortunately for him Yuta heard him. Yuta's eyes flashed, and his veins were seen. "WHAT-DID-YOU-SAY?!?!!"
"N-nothing!! I just --" too late, Tsujiai hit a nerve. Smoke was coming out of Yuta's nostrils, as well as his ears.
"You better make a run for it, Tsujiai," Kaji suggested. Tsujiai was beady eyed and slightly sweating. "G-good idea..." and the next thing they knew, Tsujiai was running away from Yuta, screaming. Yuta went after him.
Tsujiai and Yuta just passed the sign "BEWARE: YOU ARE NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VERY DANGEROUS AND DARK FOREST!!! ...IN SHORT, IN THE MIDDLE" when suddenly...
"AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU, HUMANS!!!!" a familiar voice said. They looked around... and saw King Gribbet on a tree with Quack. King Gribbet still had half a fruit stuck on his forehead and his face was still covered with fruit goo... meaning he didn't take a bath. When Ayu saw him, she burst into laughing.
"Hey, you human!!" Quack said. "What the hell are you laughing at?" But all he got was Ayu's hysterical laughter.
King Gribbet, being the impatient and hotheaded toad that he is, clenched his... erm... is it right to call a toad's hand "fist"?
"Darn you, human!!" King Gribbet roared. "You have insulted the king of the forest in front of his very beautiful and lovely face!!!! Now you are going to pay!!! Special Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
King Gribbet attacked Ayu... in the same manner as his old attacks when he fought Kaji. (He jumps then kicks) Ayu simply evaded it, being fast in tennis and all...
"You have evaded well, human," he said. Ayu rolled her eyes. "But this time you will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mighty Kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and again it still looked the same.
Kaji, Tsujiai, Nina, Yuta and Quack were watching the... erm, **fight** while eating popcorn.
"GO AYU!!!!!!!" Kaji yelled.
"You can do it, King Gribbet!!!!!!!!!" Quack shouted.
"I'll go for anybody who wins..." Yuta mumbled.
Tsujiai went, "Zzzzzz......"
While Nina asked, "Does anybody else want more popcorn?"
Then King Gribbet grew tired of attacking, while Ayu got bored of just evading the attacks.
"Our fight's not yet over, humans!!!" he panted. "But alas we have to go!! Until we meet again!!!!!!!!!"
They were about to go when suddenly...
"MATTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaji shouted. King Gribbet ns Quack stopped, looked and listened...
"Wanna go to my safe house? We're holding a party for Ayu's safe return 'coz we saved her," he said.
King Gribbet shook his head; at last making the half fruit fall off. "I'm sorry human, but we can't."
"'Coz you're monsters and we're humans, and monsters aren't allowed to party with humans?" Yuta asked.
"No, that's not it dumbhead," Quack snapped. "We can, but not right now because we have our own party to attend to."
"Yes, Quack is right," King Gribbet said. "It is a party to celebrate our... defeat."
"Defeat?"
"Yes' our defeat against you humans..." ...Sweat drop... "And since you are humans you cannot join."
"HEY!!" Nina said suddenly. "I can transform myself into a monster!!!" Then, she transformed... into a toy dragon.
"GRRRRR!!!!" she growled. "Beware: I'm a fire-breathing dragon!!!!!!!!!!"
But King Gribbet and Quack laughed.
"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You call THAT 'dragon'?!" King Gribbet choked, tears of joy streaming down his face and at last washing away the fruit goo. "That's just a toy!!!!!!!"
"You wont believe me?" Nina asked. "Then watch this!!!!"
She then... erm, spit out of her mouth... actually emitting a large amount of fire from her mouth and burning King Gribbet and Quack until they were as black as coal. Nina then transformed to her original self.
"Gomen..." she whispered.
"Oo-kay... maybe next time," Kaji said.
"If there is a next time..." Tsujiai mumbled.
"I guess we'll be leaving," King Gribbet said. "Goodbye, humans!!!"
"Goodbye, King!!! ...And king's right-hand man... I mean monster... anyway, let's go!!!!!!!!!!"
And then the next thing they knew, they were in the safe house... meaning either Yuta or Nina teleported them.
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TBC...
Yuta: hey, why didn't we use teleportation to get to Sebastian's castle in the first place?!
Trix: 'coz of three reasons:
1] there wasn't supposed to be magic in this fic in the first place
2] you guys didn't know where Ayu was taken or who took him
And 3] ...IN THE FIRST PLACE WOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SEB'S CASTLE IS!!!! DUH!!!
Trix: nyweiz, what are you guys doing here?
Tsujiai: well, since we already made an appearance in Kidnap's last chap, why not make an appearance in the chaps of Party too?
Trix: what!!! But its already a fic 'bout you guys!!! Do you still hafta make an appearance when the start and end of each chap is supposed to be for the authors? *cries* You guys are SOOO hurtful!!!!!!
[The author waterfall cries and talks to herself... she keeps ranting about her problems in life and the troubles people are giving her... yada, yada, yada...]
Kaji: (whispers to everyone) why don't we leave her alone? She's starting to creep me out...
[So they left the insane author talking to herself...]
PARTY!!!!! (Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac, but the owners do.
Summary: as promised, here's the sequel of "Kidnap"!!! And as Kaji promised, they're gonna hold a party to celebrate Ayu's safe return 'coz they saved her!! Warning: again, really stupid and humorous... R&R!!!
Warnings: King Gribbet and Quack!!! And you know what? I just realized this now that... I forgot to warn you that this fic's gonna have a lot of... OOCness... hehe...
A/N: Its soooo boring in my house, even though its summer vacation (I can't go to the malls or anything!! no parties, no whatever!!) so I'm writing this fic to pass the time... PS2's now a bore, I can't surf the net that much, I can't meet with my friends 'coz my cell phone's snatched (yes, I'm a victim of snatchers twice already) and my crush moved to another subdivision!! Plus my three best friends are out of town for vacation... what a fine way to spend summer vacation!! But let's just get on with the fic 'coz I know you don't want to listen to my ranting and yada, yada...
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CHAPTER I: Trip Home... I mean safe house
"Yataa, at last we're out of that place!!" Nina exclaimed, stretching her arms...and she accidentally hit Yuta on the face with her fist.
"Hey!!" Yuta complained. "What did you do THAT for?!"
"Gomen, Yuta! It was an accident!!" Nina explained. Yuta was waterfall crying, which was overreacting... "You hit my face!" he said, his voice wavering sarcastically. (Huh?) "My beautiful face!! Is it deformed or what?" he then felt his face.
"Your face is ALREADY deformed, for your information..." Tsujiai mumbled under his breath. Unfortunately for him Yuta heard him. Yuta's eyes flashed, and his veins were seen. "WHAT-DID-YOU-SAY?!?!!"
"N-nothing!! I just --" too late, Tsujiai hit a nerve. Smoke was coming out of Yuta's nostrils, as well as his ears.
"You better make a run for it, Tsujiai," Kaji suggested. Tsujiai was beady eyed and slightly sweating. "G-good idea..." and the next thing they knew, Tsujiai was running away from Yuta, screaming. Yuta went after him.
Tsujiai and Yuta just passed the sign "BEWARE: YOU ARE NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VERY DANGEROUS AND DARK FOREST!!! ...IN SHORT, IN THE MIDDLE" when suddenly...
"AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU, HUMANS!!!!" a familiar voice said. They looked around... and saw King Gribbet on a tree with Quack. King Gribbet still had half a fruit stuck on his forehead and his face was still covered with fruit goo... meaning he didn't take a bath. When Ayu saw him, she burst into laughing.
"Hey, you human!!" Quack said. "What the hell are you laughing at?" But all he got was Ayu's hysterical laughter.
King Gribbet, being the impatient and hotheaded toad that he is, clenched his... erm... is it right to call a toad's hand "fist"?
"Darn you, human!!" King Gribbet roared. "You have insulted the king of the forest in front of his very beautiful and lovely face!!!! Now you are going to pay!!! Special Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
King Gribbet attacked Ayu... in the same manner as his old attacks when he fought Kaji. (He jumps then kicks) Ayu simply evaded it, being fast in tennis and all...
"You have evaded well, human," he said. Ayu rolled her eyes. "But this time you will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mighty Kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and again it still looked the same.
Kaji, Tsujiai, Nina, Yuta and Quack were watching the... erm, **fight** while eating popcorn.
"GO AYU!!!!!!!" Kaji yelled.
"You can do it, King Gribbet!!!!!!!!!" Quack shouted.
"I'll go for anybody who wins..." Yuta mumbled.
Tsujiai went, "Zzzzzz......"
While Nina asked, "Does anybody else want more popcorn?"
Then King Gribbet grew tired of attacking, while Ayu got bored of just evading the attacks.
"Our fight's not yet over, humans!!!" he panted. "But alas we have to go!! Until we meet again!!!!!!!!!"
They were about to go when suddenly...
"MATTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaji shouted. King Gribbet ns Quack stopped, looked and listened...
"Wanna go to my safe house? We're holding a party for Ayu's safe return 'coz we saved her," he said.
King Gribbet shook his head; at last making the half fruit fall off. "I'm sorry human, but we can't."
"'Coz you're monsters and we're humans, and monsters aren't allowed to party with humans?" Yuta asked.
"No, that's not it dumbhead," Quack snapped. "We can, but not right now because we have our own party to attend to."
"Yes, Quack is right," King Gribbet said. "It is a party to celebrate our... defeat."
"Defeat?"
"Yes' our defeat against you humans..." ...Sweat drop... "And since you are humans you cannot join."
"HEY!!" Nina said suddenly. "I can transform myself into a monster!!!" Then, she transformed... into a toy dragon.
"GRRRRR!!!!" she growled. "Beware: I'm a fire-breathing dragon!!!!!!!!!!"
But King Gribbet and Quack laughed.
"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You call THAT 'dragon'?!" King Gribbet choked, tears of joy streaming down his face and at last washing away the fruit goo. "That's just a toy!!!!!!!"
"You wont believe me?" Nina asked. "Then watch this!!!!"
She then... erm, spit out of her mouth... actually emitting a large amount of fire from her mouth and burning King Gribbet and Quack until they were as black as coal. Nina then transformed to her original self.
"Gomen..." she whispered.
"Oo-kay... maybe next time," Kaji said.
"If there is a next time..." Tsujiai mumbled.
"I guess we'll be leaving," King Gribbet said. "Goodbye, humans!!!"
"Goodbye, King!!! ...And king's right-hand man... I mean monster... anyway, let's go!!!!!!!!!!"
And then the next thing they knew, they were in the safe house... meaning either Yuta or Nina teleported them.
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TBC...
Yuta: hey, why didn't we use teleportation to get to Sebastian's castle in the first place?!
Trix: 'coz of three reasons:
1] there wasn't supposed to be magic in this fic in the first place
2] you guys didn't know where Ayu was taken or who took him
And 3] ...IN THE FIRST PLACE WOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SEB'S CASTLE IS!!!! DUH!!!
Trix: nyweiz, what are you guys doing here?
Tsujiai: well, since we already made an appearance in Kidnap's last chap, why not make an appearance in the chaps of Party too?
Trix: what!!! But its already a fic 'bout you guys!!! Do you still hafta make an appearance when the start and end of each chap is supposed to be for the authors? *cries* You guys are SOOO hurtful!!!!!!
[The author waterfall cries and talks to herself... she keeps ranting about her problems in life and the troubles people are giving her... yada, yada, yada...]
Kaji: (whispers to everyone) why don't we leave her alone? She's starting to creep me out...
[So they left the insane author talking to herself...]