Everyone's favorite spirit detectives were sitting in Yusuke's room.
Why? They were bored. Kurama commented on the mess. Kuwabara commented
that they should play video games. Yusuke commented that they should shut
up. Hiei didn't comment.
"Hn." Hey, don't look at us that way! It was... it was... Kurama that said it! ...Okay, we lied. Hiei commented after all. It just hardly classifies as a comment.
"Come on, Urameshi," begged Kuwabara, "you've got the best games! Why not share?"
"Because they're the best games."
"But that's selfish!"
"Yeah. Your point?"
"Urameshi!"
"It doesn't really matter either way," said Kurama. "His PS2 isn't working, anyway."
"How'd you know that?" asked Yusuke suspiciously.
"You were yelling at it when I got here."
"Well, it was misbehaving!"
"You can't possibly expect it to work properly if you spilled soda on it."
"HOW'D YOU KNOW I SPILLED SODA ON IT?!"
"Well, there's an upturned Pepsi can next to a sticky puddle, which just so happens to be on the aforementioned PS2."
"Wow!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "You're smart, Kurama! You're like... like... a detective or something!"
Kurama merely raised an eyebrow.
"Hn," said Hiei. "It doesn't take much intelligence to come to such an obvious conclusion. Of course," he sneered, "I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you?"
"Hey!"
"Wow, Hiei! Two whole sentences! I do believe that's a new record." Kurama received a death glare, courtesy of everyone's favorite fire demon.
"Hey!" said Yusuke suddenly. "I have an idea!"
"That's a first."
"Shut up, Hiei. I was just thinking-"
"Will wonders never cease?"
"Hey! Kurama, you're supposed to be the nice one!"
"Am I? I'm sorry; nobody informed me of this."
"Anyway, I was just thinking," Yusuke continued, glaring around at everyone, just DARING someone to interrupt him. "Kurama was a thief, right?"
"That's kind of been established, yes," confirmed Kurama.
"Well, then, you must have some pretty cool stories, right? You know, tales of your incredible... uh... incredible..."
"Exploits?" prompted Kurama.
"Yeah, that's it. Exploits. So, wanna share 'em with us?"
"All of them? That would take a while."
"Gee, I don't know. Just your favorites, I guess."
"My favorite exploits."
"Damn it, I don't know! The ones you remember the best!"
"The most memorable?"
"Yeah."
"Hmm. Well, there were quite a few that were certainly interesting, to say the least. After all, I started learning about locks and such mostly out of boredom. Let's see... how about the time I stole that ring of otherworldly, occult powers?"
They leaned in with interest. Well, Yusuke and Kuwabara leaned in. Hiei simply lessened his expression of disinterest.
A/N: This is what happens when you give us tostadas. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
"Hn." Hey, don't look at us that way! It was... it was... Kurama that said it! ...Okay, we lied. Hiei commented after all. It just hardly classifies as a comment.
"Come on, Urameshi," begged Kuwabara, "you've got the best games! Why not share?"
"Because they're the best games."
"But that's selfish!"
"Yeah. Your point?"
"Urameshi!"
"It doesn't really matter either way," said Kurama. "His PS2 isn't working, anyway."
"How'd you know that?" asked Yusuke suspiciously.
"You were yelling at it when I got here."
"Well, it was misbehaving!"
"You can't possibly expect it to work properly if you spilled soda on it."
"HOW'D YOU KNOW I SPILLED SODA ON IT?!"
"Well, there's an upturned Pepsi can next to a sticky puddle, which just so happens to be on the aforementioned PS2."
"Wow!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "You're smart, Kurama! You're like... like... a detective or something!"
Kurama merely raised an eyebrow.
"Hn," said Hiei. "It doesn't take much intelligence to come to such an obvious conclusion. Of course," he sneered, "I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you?"
"Hey!"
"Wow, Hiei! Two whole sentences! I do believe that's a new record." Kurama received a death glare, courtesy of everyone's favorite fire demon.
"Hey!" said Yusuke suddenly. "I have an idea!"
"That's a first."
"Shut up, Hiei. I was just thinking-"
"Will wonders never cease?"
"Hey! Kurama, you're supposed to be the nice one!"
"Am I? I'm sorry; nobody informed me of this."
"Anyway, I was just thinking," Yusuke continued, glaring around at everyone, just DARING someone to interrupt him. "Kurama was a thief, right?"
"That's kind of been established, yes," confirmed Kurama.
"Well, then, you must have some pretty cool stories, right? You know, tales of your incredible... uh... incredible..."
"Exploits?" prompted Kurama.
"Yeah, that's it. Exploits. So, wanna share 'em with us?"
"All of them? That would take a while."
"Gee, I don't know. Just your favorites, I guess."
"My favorite exploits."
"Damn it, I don't know! The ones you remember the best!"
"The most memorable?"
"Yeah."
"Hmm. Well, there were quite a few that were certainly interesting, to say the least. After all, I started learning about locks and such mostly out of boredom. Let's see... how about the time I stole that ring of otherworldly, occult powers?"
They leaned in with interest. Well, Yusuke and Kuwabara leaned in. Hiei simply lessened his expression of disinterest.
A/N: This is what happens when you give us tostadas. Be afraid. Be very afraid.