Another new story begin.

Summary: You'll see.

PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai

Pairings: SasuNaru

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~::Tail 1::~

"Hmmmm.... which shall I have? Beef, pork, miso, orien— I'll have the miso, as usual. I've got loads anyway." I said not too long after I awoke. I was making some breakfast. Obviously, I was gonna eat ramen. But! I don't plan on having any milk. Not after what happened last time.

I scratched my ass as I changed into my usual clothes. Just another day of training. BORING! When are we gonna get a REAL mission? I mean the chuunin exam was awesome and the fight with Haku and Zabuza was pretty cool. So why can't something really fascinating happen?

//Maybe you shouldn't say something like that.// My consciousness warned me.

I shrugged it off.

The three minutes were up. I, in my colorful orange suit, ate my lovely, super-delicious ramen.

Heaven!

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I zoomed out the door, when I finally recognized how late I was. Kakashi wouldn't be there yet, so I still had time. But, I was gonna get nagged at by Sakura-chan.

My butt itches REALLY BAD!!!! Not the 'crack of doom' (A/N: LotR pun reference! ^_^), but the lower back. It itches. I don't get it. I never checked it out in the mirror because I had no time.

The air rushed by my ears as I ran to the training grounds. All this movement while tying my headband and scratching my ass.

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"Naruto!" Sakura wailed, "You're just as bad as Kakashi-sensei!"

"Sorry, I woke up late." I turned to Sasuke, sleeping at the base of a tree. He looked as if he tried to resist the sleep, but he must have had a late night. "Ano, Sasuke?"

No answer.

"Sasuke?" I tried again.

No answer.

Sakura had turned away to lay her head down in boredom.

I sat myself right next to him. My face near his, "Sasuke..... GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He awoke with a start.

"Naruto! What the heck?!" He blushed when he felt how close our faces were. Very close. Too close. I felt his breath on my face.

Sasuke's mouth moved to speak. It opened and closed, but nothing came out. Finally, he starred at my ass for a moment.

"Sasuke, why are—" I began.

He looked very scared/surprised. "Naruto."

"Yeah?"

"Why is there a tail sticking out of your ass?!"

I held my neck at a very awkward angle to see my own tush.

//No way!// There was an orange and white, fox-like tail sticking right out of the top of my ass.

I said the only thing I could say:

"Oh shit."

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TBC...

Kinda've a dumb start. But, w/e. R&R WE'll see what happens next.