Guess what? More senseless, J/E fluff!

Elizabeth's POV. As always, I own nothing except the idea and whatever plots that might be lurking.

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You...

By Missy Mouse

You are weak, 'Captain' Sparrow. You run when your complex mind finds itself too simple to combat a challenge. You think of no one but yourself. Your one true love is made of strips of dead tree.

You are mad.

You happily drink too much rum by far, and then complain when the sun sets light to your eyes and blinds you. You describe beautiful women as if they're ships.

You describe ships as if they're beautiful women.

You stumble through life in an ocean-induced stupor. You are never really hurt by anything. You ought to be. You have a very high opinion of yourself.

You grin too much.

You seem to know everything. You don't care what most people think. You do what you please, and ignore the protests. You never listen to a sensible, reasoned argument.

You are daft.

...I admire that in a person.