A/N: Well, here's another batch of haiku. I've decided to do one haiku
for each episode, as a sort of parody-summary. Should be interesting, at
least. :) I'll post thirteen now and post the other thirteen later.
Thank you to all who reviewed!

--Manny

Disclaimer: This show
Belongs to Bandai, Sunrise
And Sci-Fi Channel

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Episode 1
Rendezvous in black
Hunters? Craft? Hitler-faced chiefs?
Who cares! BURNINATE!

Episode 2
Nothing like weddings
Where the organist lights the
Bridegroom on fire

Episode 3
Coffee and donuts:
For MichaelxRobin fans
This is their bible

Episode 4
Sayoko the Witch
Knows that paints are flammable
From experience

Episode 5
Missing: a rich witch
Single Eye? Sakaki needs
To lay off the crack

Episode 6
A classic moment:
Amon the badass fighting
Killer barbie dolls

Episode 7
Still more evidence
For why evil children are
So goddamned creepy

Episode 8
This witch kills hearts ded
Who sent Sakaki in first?
Amon, you dumbass

Episode 9
Fire vs. Fire
Somebody should break out the
Sticks and marshmallows

Episode 10
For all you who watch
Adult Swim: here is the proof
Master is not gay

Episode 11
With old lady's help,
THE HUNT IS OVER for this
Pokemon reject

Episode 12
Burn, Methuselah!
This episode brought to you
By the letter F

Episode 13
Inquisitor speaks:
Robin likes to burn things? Gasp!
News at eleven

Bonus:
Nagira: pimp or
Elvis impersonator?
Either way, good porn