Author's Note: I got this idea when I was walking to the bathroom. I have no clue why it was then, but oh well. I thought it was rather funny, so I typed it up and decided to post it. Oh yeah. The probable reason for the bunny hop being in it is that I have a strange habit of whistling or humming it or da-daing it whenever I'm either not paying attention to what I'm doing or feel like it. Oh, well. Enjoy.

Sturm's Stage Act: The Bunny Hop

Sturm walks onto an old-fashioned wooden floored stage wearing one of those straw hats and carrying a can, and wearing a white and red pin-stiped suit. He bows, stroking his mustaches, and then clears his throat. He opens his mouth and stretches out his arms, and then bursts into song. It went something like this:
"Da da da da da da, da da da da da. Da da da da da da. DA DA DA!" On the last da's he tapped the cane on the floor instead of waving it around as he tapdanced. (He's singing the bunny hop in his deep bass.)
He continued on, and then, once he had finished it for the tenth time, he bowed again, stroking his mustaches, and walked off. The room was filled with the chirping crickets as the rest of the companions just stared in shock. O.o''' O.O''' O.O''' O.O''' o.O''' O.o''' O.O''' o.O''' They all fell over backwards out of their seats as the curtains fell.

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Sturm: I hope you're happy. You made a total fool out of me.

MK: Yup yup. You have to admit. It was fun, wasn't it?

Sturm: -blushes and looks away-

Rest of the Companions: -rotflol-

MK: Case closed.

GAHHH!!! I forgot the disclaimer! Ok, Dragonlance and everything related to it DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!! There we go. ^_^