True Luv

A slender girl with sea-green eyes and long, flowing black locks tied back with a bandanna was walking on the beaches of Port Royal when she saw Jack walking near her. She called out to him, adjusting the men's clothes she often wore for the freedom, because of her work on Jack's ship. She was wearing black, full breeches and a white shirt with a red vest. Jack turned at her voice and rushed up to her.

"Hello, luv." Her heart melted, as it did every time he called her 'luv'. He looked into her eyes.

"I've… something to tell you."

"What is it, Jack," she said softly.

"Something," he said solemnly, "of utmost importance to our future relationship."

"Yes, Jack?" she said, moving closer to him, looking up into his deep black eyes.

"I… I… I love…"

"Yes, Jack?"

"I love other men." She turned away and looked out to the sea, sadly. Jack nodded.

"I knew ye'd understand."

"Yes," she tried to say normally, but it came out as a sob. She ran away, crying.

Jack watched her leave, and grinned.

"I've got to try that on more of those Mary-Sue things."

All right. I've figured out why Jack doesn't like Mary-Sues. it's because they all want commitment.

Which is contrary to Jack's nature.