Disclaimer: Nope don't own Yu yu hakusho. And I apologize if I offend anyone, I have nothing against Indains (I am pertly one) or Michael Jackson, actually, I think he's really cool. Ok this chapter is really ghetto, and I was not really going to make this. But yeah, so you've made it this far, so why not read the rest to find out what happens…

The entire crowd died down to a whisper, everyone anxiously waiting to see who the winner of the contest will finally be. Kurama and Yugi both were struggling to get to the ring. They were battered, bruised and very tired, and it was obvious that this match wasn't going to last much longer. The crowd fell silent as they watched the two determined fighters, using everything they had left, in order to obtain the crown. They had somehow both reached the ring at the exact same time and were trying very desperately to stand up straight.

Sam: Well, this is unusual, both fighters have somehow managed to reach the ring at the exact same time….so does that mean they both win?

Yugi: breathing very hard No chance, fatty!... I'm going to win this fight….. even if it kills me!

Kurama: also outta breath I agree…… I'd rather suck eggs….then let him take my crown!

Frodo: Alright then, enough of this talk! Get to the fighting!

Yugi and Kurama immediately assumed fighting positions when one of them couldn't take any more, his eyes rolled in the back of his head and he collapsed into unconsciousness, while the other one was still breathing hard and barely standing. The entire stadium was silent until it was broken by a loud

Sam: And the winner of the very first annual Mr. Universe contest is……Kurama!

Yuske: YES! He did it! Kurama won!

Everyone watching burst into loud shouts of 'Yes he did it!' and 'I knew he would win!'

Kurama: surprised that he won, started laughing

Hiei: climbs into the ring Kurama you won! Grabs Kurama's hands and starts to sing You w-on! You w-on!

Kurama: I did win! Holds Hiei's hands and starts to jump around in a circle singing I w-on! I W-on!

The whole stadium was in an uproar of cheers that they could barely hear themselves sing.

Joey: crawls into the ring crying NO! Yugi! Speak to me pal! Please, you need to wake up!

Yugi: slowly opens his eyes to the sound of the screaming fans, then becomes alert Did I win?

Joey: No, How many fingers am I holding up? Holds up two fingers

Yugi: SCREW YOUR FINGERS! Slaps Joey's hand away and stands up glaring at Kurama. You cheater! I demand a rematch!

Sam: Sorry Yugi, you lost that's all there is to it, but you can get your rematch next year, when the next Mr. Universe contest comes around.

Yugi: Looks at Kurama merrily hoping around enjoying his victory and becoming more pissed off by the second Come on Joey… We'll be back next year to take back what is rightfully mine walks away

Joey: Sure thing buddy! Follows Yugi

Hiei: turns to see Joey leaving Hey you punk, get back here! You owe me 20 bucks! Runs after them

Crowd: contiues to cheer and throw roses

Kurama: doesn't even realize Hiei left and starts doing the moon walk

Frodo: runs into the ring hands a dozen roses to Kurama and puts a Burger King crown on Kurama's head

Kurma: glady takes them

Frodo: guides Kurama to the center of the ring officially declaring him the winner

Kurama: happily waves to his fans even tough he's bruised and dirty, manages to give the crowd the sweetest smile he can manage.

Fangirl 1: OMG! He's sooooooooo hot!

Fangirl 2: I know! I wish he was like my boyfriend!

Fangirl 3: No! He has to be mine!

Fangirls all start arguing with each other and getting violent

Fangirl 1: GIRLS! Let's settle this like real woman!...Whoever grabs him first gets to keep him!

Kurama: immeadiatly stops smiling 0 0 Say what!

Fangirls turn into a stampede trampling their way to Kurama

Kurama : Oh, pizzle - -; starts running in opposite direction

Frodo: stands there with open arms Ladies please there's more than enough of me to go around gets trampled SAM! SAM SAVE ME! I'M BEING CRUSHED, SAM!

Sam: climbs on the ropes Don't worry Frodo I'll save you! Rips off shirt and belly flops into the sea of girls

Yuske: sitting on a huge girl's shoulders and is getting a free ride RUN FLORIST, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN LIKE A FAT KID AFTER A PIECE OF CAKE! RUN LIKE A- the big girl from earlier grabs Yuske off her shoulders and is furious

Big Girl: I remember you…you're the scrawny little punk from before.

Yuske: in an Indian accent No I not! My name is Kurpal, very nice to-

Big Girl: shakes Yuske Stop screwing around! Look, I need your help to find my boyfriend….
Yuske: 0 o okay….but how am I supposed to help you do that?

Big Girl: You have spiritual awareness, right?

Yuske: Yeah, a little….

Meanwhile in the hospital wing right next to the stadium………….

Legolas: I can't believe this, Kurama won, that could have been me out there running for my life from all of those mad fangirls, but I'm not….instead I'm in this dirty hospital room with you. Throws a jello at Link's face

Link: wipes Jello from face, and in a muffled tone So what, who cares about you? I was in a battle, fighting to save mankind, and all you care about is having a bunch of girls go crazy over you.

Legolas: What's so wrong with that?

Link: Michaeal Jackson was on trail for that!

Legolas: You sick nasty! That's not what I meant!

Link: Sure….

They were put in the same room, both in separate beds, and only a few feet away from each other. Legolas was sitting up, had his right arm bandaged and he needed the use of crutches to get around. Link however was in a full body cast, thanks to the security guard, with his leg being suspended in the air. He was able to talk and had a very limited ability to move his arms.

Legolas: Cheese and Rice, what is this idiot doing? Looking at the T.V to see Kuwabara making faces. How did he get a hold of the camera? I can't watch this anymore….raises remote to change the channel

Link: No leave it!

Legolas: For what? Kurama already won.

Link: I wanna see what happens.

Legolas: Don't be stupid!

Link: Don't be yourself!

Legolas: Grrrr…Gets out of bed and hops over to Link You wanna know what happens next?

Link: nods his head

Legolas: Well, Kurama is going to be torn apart into a millions pieces and the leftovers are gonna be sold on ebay. Yugi is going to trip and fall down the stairs and break his anorexic neck! Frodo is going to be fired and live out of a garbage can, and when I get outta here I will be on next year's tournament and win, and everyone who doesn't vote for me ….uh, will explode!

Link: 0 o….No their not…..

Legolas: Oh yes they will! You'll see! I'm going to be the winner!

Link: Nah uh! I am, I'm going to join in next year's tournament!

Legolas: What! Why would you do something like that?

Link: Well if the world is going to blow up anyway, I might as well use the little time we have left to show the world whose is the better elf.

Legolas: WHY YOU LITTLE! Starts choking Link

Link: slams on the button near the bed

Earl: walks in My name it Earl and I am here to- Oh, it's you…long time no see, leggy.

Legolas: drops Link Damn you! Grabs crutches and starts to hop away

Earl: Hey baby, where you goin'? picks up Legolas into a bear hug

Link: chuckles after getting his breath back

Yuske: outside the door ok let's try this door

Big Girl: I hope your right! For your sake.

Yuske: gulps Me too…Opens door

Big Girl: Oh my god Linky poo! Runs to earl and grabs Legolas

Earl Excuse me? Who are you?

Big Girl: I'm his girlfriend!

Earl: gasp Legolas you never told me! Slaps Legolas across the face then Runs out room crying

Big Girl: looks at legolas Hey you're not Link! Turns to see Link trying to escape Link! I came all the way here too see you! Aren't you going to say anything to me?

Link: Your fat…..

Zelda: I'm not fat I'm big boned!

Link: rolls his eyes I don't want to talk to you, Zelda, you left me….for Ganandorf.

Zelda: picks up Link No, you got it all wrong! It wasn't like that!

Link: Don't lie to me! I saw you two…..huggn' and kissn' and ugh! I don't even want to think about it! I never want to see you again!

Zelda: starts crying

Link: NEVER!

Zelda: Fine then, be that way, but I will still be cheering for you, and sooner or later you'll be crawling back to me, you love me still I know it! I can see it in your eyes, underneath you really want me!

Link: Well, I do need someone to wipe my ass…..

Zelda: throws Link and runs out of the room pushing Yuske out of the way
Link: falls on Legolas immobilizing both of them

Legolas: Get off of me you Idiot!

Link: I can't!

Yuske: looks at both injured, nonmoving elves on the ground, looks at TV with Kuwa making arm pit noises. Shurgs shoulders and walks outside, sees Hiei beating up Joey, Frodo unconscious Sam giving him CPR, and Kurama still screaming for his life. This was an awesome show, and I can't wait to see next years!

Yeah, I was going to make Yugi the winner but, I decided that I like life too much, so yeah what did you did think? It was a really crappy endingI know but hey, the story wasn't that great in the first place. So tell me what you think please, so I would know if I should even bother to make a sequel to this. And if I should, who should some of the contestants be?