Found Out By Imaginaryfriend101

This is a tinker story that I'm going to write on when I feel like it, Don't worry I'm still writing on Time Gone Bye but I have a lot of exams coming up after Easter that I have to revise for, the new chapter is half written at the moment, it's just finding time to spend on it that's the problems. I also have the bad habit of getting distracted by the plot bunnies humping my leg shouting 'WRITE ME, WRITE ME!!!' and thinking out whole story lines and scenes in my head hence this little idea

This fic is a Harry/Tonks but that is not the main part of the story but will be mentioned quite a lot, it is mainly in other people pov and well I don't want to spoil it, please read and review people or else.... I'll cry :'(

Oh btw... I'm not writing how Harry and Tonks get together in this fic so that's for your own idea

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//blah// thoughts

This fic doesn't happen one part after another, this part is spread over several weeks Anyway I've babbled enough enjoy

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Chapter One – The Dursleys

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Petunia Dursley slowly slid her pristine white Volvo into the driveway leading into Number Four Privet Drive and shifted the car into neutral as she put the hand brake on. She looked into the rear view mirror as watched Mrs. Jasper from number Fifteen carry several shopping bags //I don't know how anybody could survive without their own car// she thought as she got out of her car waving her arm in a polite hello as she got out //thank god that Vernon is the hard working gentleman that he is or else I might have to resort to catching the bus like that poor Jasper woman//

She gave a slight grimace as she reached for her shopping bags, wishing that she could just call the boy down to carry them //Of course I can't he would just tell that unsightly lot that we've been mistreating him or some other such rubbish// she thought as she opened the door //I mean we should get some use out of the boy since we're lumbered with him, but no that's considered abuse by that bizarre lot// she gave a small shudder as she remembered them with the scarred face, amber eyes and pink hair that they had. //but what would they consider acceptable punishment for his unruly behaviour... turn him into a toad for a week... although... that might be a improvement//

She gave a small chuckle at that thought as she put her bags on the floor at the foot of the stairs noticing for the first time the quietness of the house //Of course Vernon is at work, and little Dudley is probably playing with his friends... they grow up so fast// she wiped a fake tear away from her eye //and that leaves the boy, but who knows if the he's in or not with how quiet he is sometimes//

Petunia walled down the hall, and past the cupboard under the stairs wishing for a moment that Harry still lived in their, it had been so much simpler back then, and then into the Kitchen.

And found the pots from breakfast still on the table.

//This is the last straw// She thought as she turned round and stormed up the stairs //He is supposed to clean up the plates, that's the only little task we've given him this summer and it's still too much for that wretched brat// was her last thought before she flung open the door to the brats room.

"Oh God" she muttered as she staged back clutching her heart(+) as she saw the sight greeting her. That wretched nephew of hers on the bed with a ... woman

"Oh shit" he almost shouted as he jumped up and turned up to face his aunt at in the doorway "Aunt Petunia, are you okay?"

She ignored the question and stepped into the room, completely ignoring the other occupant who had moved onto a seat at the other side of the room "what do you think your doing!"

"We we're just kissing Aunt Petunia"

"I saw where your hands were you shameful child, what do you think the neighbours would say if they found out about the appalling things you have been doing!" she cried

The boy had looked shameful at the beginning of her lecture but it look like he was biting his lips to stop from laughing as she finished, she turned to look what he was laughing and saw herself.

With blue hair.

She fainted.

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She awoke slowly to the sound of voices, "Tonks did you have to do that"

"What, Do you think I made her faint?"

"Well, yeah... What other reason would she faint for?"

"Well perhaps the shock of seeing her nephew in the arms of a stunningly good-looking young woman made her faint"

Petunia opened her eyes to see a blush rise across her nephews features "Tonks, I erm... think she woken up" he said to change the subject

Petunia gingerly rose to her feet keeping her eyes on the two people in front of her. Only once she rose to her full height, that she noticed with some dismay was only an inch or two taller than Harry, and the other...'woman'... towered over her, did she begin to speak. "What do you think you two are doing in my home!" She demanded to the amusement of the woman, at least the boy had the decently to act ashamed, he opened his mouth to speak but the woman beat him too it.

"Ahh chill out Mrs. Dursley, we weren't harming anybody, I was just saying hello to my boyfriend"

"Boyfriend" the boy asks hesitantly

"Er... Yeah, I mean we are now right? if you want?" she ask uncertainly

"I like that" he said smiling at the woman as she smiled back

"I so sorry to disturb this touching scene" Petunia practically spat the word. "But I will not stand for this happening in my house!"

"Oh... So you would prefer we did it were the Neighbours might see?" the boy asked innocently

Petunia jaw dropped in horror as she imagined what the neighbours might say. "No, no, no... you best stay inside and not disturb anyone"

"As you say aunt Petunia"

"But I don't want to catch you doing anything like this ever again or I'll..." She tapered off into silence as she remembered the three at the train station. She gave a loud "Hrmp" as she turned around and stormed out, ignoring the sniggering behind her.

"You sure your not a Slytherin Harry?" Tonks asked after she watched him verbally outmanoeuvre his aunt. All he answered her with was an enigmatic smile before they both burst out giggling.

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Dudley Dursley gave a small groan as his CD finished and he got up to find another to listen to, he unhooked his headphones and waddled over to his stack of CD when he heard a low moan.

//Oh man, the TV// he quickly checked it but it still had mute on, he gave a sigh of relief //but were did that moan come from? My parents?// he gave a small shudder of disgust, that lasted for quite a while.

He started to walk back to the CD more quickly, impatiently wanting to have something to listen to went another moan reached his ears //but that came from the other wall, not Mum and Dads room, which means that the freak is pleasuring himself// he gave another shudder and tried to push the thought of 'it' procreating out of his mind.

He picked up a Brittany Spears CD and walked back to the bed when a third moan filled the room "Oh Harry"

//wait a second, why would Harry be calling his own name// it took a few second for his brain to put the pieces together but when it did he dropped the CD in shock //Unless...he has someone in there with him? God I wonder how much of a freak would let that unnatural thing touch it//

His curiosity got the better of him and he quietly left his room and down the hall to the triple bolted door that led to his cousin's room. From here the sound emanating from the inside were even louder, he placed his ear to the door to listen in.

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Tonks slowly stood up with a sigh "Sorry Harry, I've got to go"

"Can't you stay a little while longer?" He asked as she picked up her top off the floor were it had landed

"Sorry Harry, my shift changes at 2am and it's twenty to already"

Sigh "I know, I just wish you could stay longer" he said as he got up off the bed and came to stand next to her, dressed only in his pyjama bottoms which looked a bit tight.

"I know, I wish I could stay longer too, but..." she trailed off and he did know why, it just didn't mean he had to like it, "And It seems as if someone else doesn't want me to leave" she added as she stepped forwards to give him a kiss goodbye.

"When is it your shift again?"

"Day after tomorrow"

"I'll look forward to it"

"Me too"

They shared one last kiss, then she turned and opened the door.

To have 250 pounds of Dudley fall on top of her.

"Dudley, what are you doing?" Harry whispered harshly as he pulled him off her. Dudley remain quiet an stood up by himself to stand by the wall, Harry reached down and gently reached down and helped Tonks up, "You okay" when she gave a small nod he spun round to face his cousin "Well, what were you doing standing against my door?"

"I...well...erm... I heard noises and ... thought you might be having a nightmare or something... yeah that's it"

Tonks quickly spun to face him as well "You mean you heard us going at it and decided to listen in right you little pervert"

When Dudley made no move to answer, or contradict her, she whipped out her wand for him to see and added "I'll deal with you later" and with one last kiss on Harry's cheek she was off down the stairs.

"Sometimes I think you can't get any more disgusting, and then you prove me wrong" Harry said to Dudley then he closed his door on his cousin but stopped it before it actually closed "If you tell anyone about what you found out tonight then I'll tell your mother what kind of things you hide beneath your bed" and with that he let the door slam shut.

Dudley slowly turned and walked away to his own room //She was one hot Freak, I wonder how Harry got with some one that hot? Must be all those muscles he's got, who'll of thought that under all my old cloths is such a fit body, he looks pretty hot as well... // he realised what he was thinking //I mean that... he has to be pretty hot to get a woman who is as hot as she is... yeah//

Dudley finally settled into an uneasy sleep.

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Vernon Dursley stomped down the stairs waking everyone up at 7:30 am //Well he thought, if I have to get up at this time so I can get some breakfast and get to work on time, then everyone else has to as well// was his reasoning at making such a racket so early in the morning //And I have to make my own breakfast seeing that good-for-nothing lay-about nephew of Petunia's is too high and mighty with his ... m-word (even in his mind Vernon refused to say the word magic, like many witches and wizards refused to say Voldemort) To do any chore's to pay us back for taking him in instead of dumping at some orphanage like he wanted to do in the first place//

He reached the landing and turned toward the kitchen ///Well, well, finally the freak has learnt his place// he thought as he watched his nephew finish cooking breakfast and slide it onto two plates. As Harry turned around to find some glass Vernon slid into the nearest seat and started eating "Cup of Coffee Boy" Vernon said with a pleased note in his voice thankful that things were getting back to normal, and with that he turned back to his meal.

Because his attention was focused elsewhere he totally missed Harry turn round and stare at his Uncle in shock and Disbelief. He gave a small sigh then turned back round to the cooker //Figures// he thought as he got started on the coffee, and a cup of tea, //Aunt Petunia will probably be down in a second// and she did joining her husband eating the meal that Harry had Cooked.

//Right, so pancakes next// he thought as he quickly started mixing the batter.

He had just flipped a second pancake onto a plate, making four on two separate plates when Dudley came in, he took one look at Harry holding two plates of Pancakes and just said "Thanks" as he took both and sat down with his parents at the table, leaving Harry standing there with his hand outstretched holding nothing.

He gave another heartfelt sigh as he turned back to the cooker //... Right then... Omelette it is//

Harry had just finished pouring the mix into the pan when Uncle Vernon spoke up "And I hope you don't think your going to eat all that by yourself" he paused for a second then threatened "Well..."

Harry was saved from answering by a new voice "Eh Harry, were my breakfast in bed that you promised me, I thought you got lost"

Vernon turned to face who had spoken and saw a beautiful young woman wearing one of the Boy's shirts that hung precariously on one shoulder and reached down to mid thigh on her slender frame. Her body was eye catching but what drew Vernon attention was her Bright... Pink... Hair!

"Sorry Tonks, it's cooking now and should be done in a few minutes, I just thought since I was doing us Breakfast I might as well cook everyone's" he said apologetically

"Right" see said disbelieving as she looked around the room at everyone while stretching "well you won't have to do that much longer seeing as your leaving the day after tomorrow"

Suddenly she stopped in mid stretch as she saw Vernon "Wow, your right Harry, he can turn almost as many colours as I can" she said as he watched his face going redder and redder until he stated going purple.

"That's pretty cool, but bet you cant do this" and with that she screwed up he face and started to turn the same shade as her hair... shocking pink!?!?

Vernon face quickly went from purple to pasty white in a heartbeat //She's a freak, like the boy, she ones of the ones from train station//

Vernon opened his mouth to say something but the Boy beat him to it "It's ready Tonks, lets go"

"Okay see ya"

And with that they left a silent table.

After a few minutes of silence Vernon got up and said with his left eyebrow twitching "Well, I'll best be off to work, for another Normal day at work and in a few days we can forget that we even have a nephew again" he stressed the word Normal as much as he could

Petunia and Dudley nodded their agreement to this statement and went back to their routines.

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Okay that it what did you think of that, did I get the Dursley's right do you think?

(+) I saw an old sitcom the other day on BBC1 called 'Keeping up Appearances' (what I'll watch to get away from revision) and when I watched the main characters I immediately thought of the Dursley's the main character was called Hyacinth Bucket, pronounced Bouquet by Hyacinth cause that sounds more posh and upper- class and well it made me think of the Dursley's in fifteen years time

As always read and review

Okay quick random question if they made a fourth HP movie, then a fifth, who do think could play Tonks... for some reason the only person I can think of right now is the girl who plays Rouge in the x-men movie but send me your suggestions

Well see ya