Title: Speculations & mischief
Author: Villemo ([email protected])
Disclaimer: they're not mine; don't sue.
Summary: "They should never be together - What? - Sure, the attraction is there, but, it would never work. They would kill each other. - They would not. (...) – So, how much are you down for? - Ehm...50 bucks?" Jonas is planning some mischief. S/J implied:) Read read!
AN: The first line was inspired (okay okay, 'stolen' then) from the Amanda Tapping interview in "Stargate SG1 – Timeline to the future". I 'really' didn't like it; so I had to write a fic about it. *lol*
I have never done anything even remotely 'humorous' before, so I have no idea if I pulled it off, but, you'll let me know won't you? ;p)
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[Speculations & mischief]
"They should never be together"
"What?"
"Sure, the attraction is there, but, it would never work. They would kill each other."
"They would not."
"Sure they would. Look at them already, bickering about. Can you 'imagine' what it would be like if she wasn't actually under his command? She would have his ass I tell yah. And you know he wouldn't stand for that."
"Oh, come 'on'. They're not 'that' bad"
"They are. If they ever got together I would give them...three weeks. max. I doubt they'd even have anything to talk about outside of work."
"They might not need to talk that much..."
"Yeah, well, that's why I'm giving them the three weeks. to deal with all that sexual tension. After that, zip. Nada. Over. Nothing. Mark my words."
"O-kay..."
"So how much are you down for?"
"ehm..50 bucks?"
"on how long?"
"well...I guess, no. at least four weeks."
"true romantic I see. all right then: 'Jonas, 50 bucks on the...' what starting date?"
"ehm, what is it today?"
"the twenty-second"
"oh, eh, okay then, I'll take the... twenty-fifth."
"...suuure. 'Jonas, 50 bucks on the 25., lasting four weeks.' Yep. Now you'll just have to sit right back and wait for the cash to flow in, heh..."
"Yeah, well, I hope so... Well. I guess I'll see you around?."
"Sure."
... "Sucker..."
----
But outside the door, he sneakily listened, the wonder-boy Jonas with...ehm...hair on his head. And as they made fun of him, he merely chuckled, for wonder-boy Jonas had looked faaar ahead. On the very next mission he was planning mischief, plotting and scheming like a true master thief. In his very own pocket, lay his very own potion, that would give both the Colonel and the Major "relief". ;p)
~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~
(c) Villemo 2004 Reviews are adored!
[oVo]
Author: Villemo ([email protected])
Disclaimer: they're not mine; don't sue.
Summary: "They should never be together - What? - Sure, the attraction is there, but, it would never work. They would kill each other. - They would not. (...) – So, how much are you down for? - Ehm...50 bucks?" Jonas is planning some mischief. S/J implied:) Read read!
AN: The first line was inspired (okay okay, 'stolen' then) from the Amanda Tapping interview in "Stargate SG1 – Timeline to the future". I 'really' didn't like it; so I had to write a fic about it. *lol*
I have never done anything even remotely 'humorous' before, so I have no idea if I pulled it off, but, you'll let me know won't you? ;p)
~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~
[Speculations & mischief]
"They should never be together"
"What?"
"Sure, the attraction is there, but, it would never work. They would kill each other."
"They would not."
"Sure they would. Look at them already, bickering about. Can you 'imagine' what it would be like if she wasn't actually under his command? She would have his ass I tell yah. And you know he wouldn't stand for that."
"Oh, come 'on'. They're not 'that' bad"
"They are. If they ever got together I would give them...three weeks. max. I doubt they'd even have anything to talk about outside of work."
"They might not need to talk that much..."
"Yeah, well, that's why I'm giving them the three weeks. to deal with all that sexual tension. After that, zip. Nada. Over. Nothing. Mark my words."
"O-kay..."
"So how much are you down for?"
"ehm..50 bucks?"
"on how long?"
"well...I guess, no. at least four weeks."
"true romantic I see. all right then: 'Jonas, 50 bucks on the...' what starting date?"
"ehm, what is it today?"
"the twenty-second"
"oh, eh, okay then, I'll take the... twenty-fifth."
"...suuure. 'Jonas, 50 bucks on the 25., lasting four weeks.' Yep. Now you'll just have to sit right back and wait for the cash to flow in, heh..."
"Yeah, well, I hope so... Well. I guess I'll see you around?."
"Sure."
... "Sucker..."
----
But outside the door, he sneakily listened, the wonder-boy Jonas with...ehm...hair on his head. And as they made fun of him, he merely chuckled, for wonder-boy Jonas had looked faaar ahead. On the very next mission he was planning mischief, plotting and scheming like a true master thief. In his very own pocket, lay his very own potion, that would give both the Colonel and the Major "relief". ;p)
~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~ ~~oVo~~
(c) Villemo 2004 Reviews are adored!
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