[Back stage, long after the show has ended, the author and her crew sit around and… Well, read and find out what they do!]
Hiei: *Covered with pink and red smudges* That was stupid! I didn't get to kill anyone!
Hikari: I thought it was funny.
Kurama: *Also covered with lipstick* It was none to amusing.
Hikari: ^^ Oh yeah? *Applies some lipstick* *Smiles at Kurama*
Kurama: No! Not again!!!!! *Runs away screaming like a little girl*
Readers: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Hikari: *Looks at Hiei, who backs away* See? Wasn't that funny?
Hiei: Y-Yes ma'am!
Readers: Encore! Encore! Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore!
Hikari: ^.~ You heard 'em!
Hiei: NOOO!!!!!!!!
Hikari: Mwahahahaha!
Men in white coats: There you are, Jessica! We've been looking for you for some time now!
Hikari: No! Don't call me that! I'm not human, I'm an Anime character! ANIME CHARACTER!!! *Begins to climb up on her chair like an animal*
Men in white coats: *take out needle and straightjacket* Shh, it's okay now, we're here to help.
Hiei: *Punches the air triumphantly,* I knew it! I knew she was mental!
Men in white coats: *Turn to see Hiei* Hey, when did you get out?
Hiei: *Eyes wide* Oh, crud!
Hikari: *Grabs Hiei's shoulder, dragging him from the room. They run down the hallway, the men from the asylum chasing them* (To Hiei) C'mon! We have to get outa here!
Hiei: *Grins* I don't know, you look dangerous, maybe I should turn you in!
Hikari: Not without turning yourself in along with me!
Hiei: No! No more padded walls! *Sucks his thumb*
Hikari: Come on!
Kurama: *Appears from some door* You two are in big trouble.
Hiei: No more padded walls! *Starts sobbing and sucks his thumb harder*
Kurama: 0.o oooaky, looks like Hiei is having an emotional breakdown again.
Hikari: Kurama, is there anyway out of here?
Kurama: *Flustered* I don't know! It's your stage!
Yuskue: *His screams of protest can be heard from far off* NOO! I'M SANE, HONEST!
Hikari: Well, none of us seem to have a good rep in the sanity department.
Kurama: *Chuckles* And this surprises you?
Hiei: No… More… Fluffy… Pillows…
Kurama: *Sweat drop*
Men in white coats: AHA! Got you now, loony!
Hikari: AHH! RUN!!
Other men in white coats: *Block them from running down the hall*
Kurama: We're surrounded!
Hiei: *Sits on the floor to suck his thumb and close his eyes, he looks angelic! o.0*
Hikari: Um… I hate to say it, Kurama, but Hiei looks so adorable right now!
Kurama: *Sweat drop*
Hiei: I love you… You love me…
Hikari: NO! Now I have that freaky song stuck in my head!
Men in white coats: *Close in on them, three holding up straightjackets, when Kurama notices THREE, instead of two, he cries out:*
Kurama: Hold up, gentleman! I'm not insane! I'm mentally stable, you can be assured!
M.I.W.C.: Yeah, Yeah, tell that to the people who read this story. They think you're nuts!
Readers: Yup, Yup. *Nods*
Kurama: But- But! I was acting! This was just a television show!
M.I.W.C.: With no script? And no crew whatsoever, other than you lot? You're all bonkers!
Hikari: Can my padded room be next to Kurama's? Oh, an I'll need a pc so I can make a sequel to this story, Kay? ^.~
Hiei: *Giggles and pulls on Hikari's hand* Mommy, are we going home now?
Hikari: 0.0 Mommy?! Well, you are so cute. *Pinches Hiei's cheek, making him giggle*
Hiei: Silly. Can I have some apple sauce?
Hikari: *Thinks* Well… I think they serve some at the asylum on Wednesdays..
Hiei: Yay! *Claps his hands*
Kurama: o.0 He has lost his mind. I pity him.
Hikari: *While petting Hiei's head* I envy him. At least he's unaware of the fact that we're being carted off to the loony bin.
M.I.W.C.: *Force straightjackets on the anime characters and drag them off to the white truck with the nice, padded walls and chained seats*
[As the truck drives off, singing can be heard from the back…]
Hikari: I love you…
Hiei: You love me!
Kurama: *Blinks, then sighs*…We're a happy family!
Yuskue: With a great big hug-
Hikari: And a kiss from me to you!
Kurama: I hope you enjoyed this story too!
END!
Hiei: *Covered with pink and red smudges* That was stupid! I didn't get to kill anyone!
Hikari: I thought it was funny.
Kurama: *Also covered with lipstick* It was none to amusing.
Hikari: ^^ Oh yeah? *Applies some lipstick* *Smiles at Kurama*
Kurama: No! Not again!!!!! *Runs away screaming like a little girl*
Readers: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Hikari: *Looks at Hiei, who backs away* See? Wasn't that funny?
Hiei: Y-Yes ma'am!
Readers: Encore! Encore! Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore, Encore!
Hikari: ^.~ You heard 'em!
Hiei: NOOO!!!!!!!!
Hikari: Mwahahahaha!
Men in white coats: There you are, Jessica! We've been looking for you for some time now!
Hikari: No! Don't call me that! I'm not human, I'm an Anime character! ANIME CHARACTER!!! *Begins to climb up on her chair like an animal*
Men in white coats: *take out needle and straightjacket* Shh, it's okay now, we're here to help.
Hiei: *Punches the air triumphantly,* I knew it! I knew she was mental!
Men in white coats: *Turn to see Hiei* Hey, when did you get out?
Hiei: *Eyes wide* Oh, crud!
Hikari: *Grabs Hiei's shoulder, dragging him from the room. They run down the hallway, the men from the asylum chasing them* (To Hiei) C'mon! We have to get outa here!
Hiei: *Grins* I don't know, you look dangerous, maybe I should turn you in!
Hikari: Not without turning yourself in along with me!
Hiei: No! No more padded walls! *Sucks his thumb*
Hikari: Come on!
Kurama: *Appears from some door* You two are in big trouble.
Hiei: No more padded walls! *Starts sobbing and sucks his thumb harder*
Kurama: 0.o oooaky, looks like Hiei is having an emotional breakdown again.
Hikari: Kurama, is there anyway out of here?
Kurama: *Flustered* I don't know! It's your stage!
Yuskue: *His screams of protest can be heard from far off* NOO! I'M SANE, HONEST!
Hikari: Well, none of us seem to have a good rep in the sanity department.
Kurama: *Chuckles* And this surprises you?
Hiei: No… More… Fluffy… Pillows…
Kurama: *Sweat drop*
Men in white coats: AHA! Got you now, loony!
Hikari: AHH! RUN!!
Other men in white coats: *Block them from running down the hall*
Kurama: We're surrounded!
Hiei: *Sits on the floor to suck his thumb and close his eyes, he looks angelic! o.0*
Hikari: Um… I hate to say it, Kurama, but Hiei looks so adorable right now!
Kurama: *Sweat drop*
Hiei: I love you… You love me…
Hikari: NO! Now I have that freaky song stuck in my head!
Men in white coats: *Close in on them, three holding up straightjackets, when Kurama notices THREE, instead of two, he cries out:*
Kurama: Hold up, gentleman! I'm not insane! I'm mentally stable, you can be assured!
M.I.W.C.: Yeah, Yeah, tell that to the people who read this story. They think you're nuts!
Readers: Yup, Yup. *Nods*
Kurama: But- But! I was acting! This was just a television show!
M.I.W.C.: With no script? And no crew whatsoever, other than you lot? You're all bonkers!
Hikari: Can my padded room be next to Kurama's? Oh, an I'll need a pc so I can make a sequel to this story, Kay? ^.~
Hiei: *Giggles and pulls on Hikari's hand* Mommy, are we going home now?
Hikari: 0.0 Mommy?! Well, you are so cute. *Pinches Hiei's cheek, making him giggle*
Hiei: Silly. Can I have some apple sauce?
Hikari: *Thinks* Well… I think they serve some at the asylum on Wednesdays..
Hiei: Yay! *Claps his hands*
Kurama: o.0 He has lost his mind. I pity him.
Hikari: *While petting Hiei's head* I envy him. At least he's unaware of the fact that we're being carted off to the loony bin.
M.I.W.C.: *Force straightjackets on the anime characters and drag them off to the white truck with the nice, padded walls and chained seats*
[As the truck drives off, singing can be heard from the back…]
Hikari: I love you…
Hiei: You love me!
Kurama: *Blinks, then sighs*…We're a happy family!
Yuskue: With a great big hug-
Hikari: And a kiss from me to you!
Kurama: I hope you enjoyed this story too!
END!