Greetings everyone! It's been a while since I've written fanfiction. I was looking through my old stories and realized that they have to be re-written. So I'm starting with my Yu Yu Hakusho version of Punk'd. The concept: members of the Yu Yu Gang trick each other in outrageous situations. This is meant to be a comedy, so I hope you'll be laughing!

Rewrite on 8/21/10

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, nor Ashton Kutcher and his show Punk'd.

-Prologue-

Yusuke Urameshi was running to a meeting. Normally he would be the one skipping out on important matters of business, but not this time around. Now that his stint as Spirit Detective was over, Yusuke had a lot of time on his hands. He had finished school, moved in with Keiko and was just trying to keep himself busy during the summer days. So far, all he did was go on dates with his girl, and meet up with everyone else for big reminiscing get-togethers.

He turned the corner and stopped, short of breath. His face was flushed with the exercise, and his long black hair was falling into his face. He looked ahead. Hiei was already waiting for him in front of the warehouse.

"You're late Yusuke." The fire apparition smiled at the detective, his way of showing that he did not care. Hiei had grown about an inch since Yusuke last saw him.

"Good to see you too," Yusuke said. He gave Hiei a little jab on his shoulder. They started walking together towards the warehouse doors. "From the look you're giving me, I can tell you really, really missed me." The ex-detective laughed.

"Hn." Hiei rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders up. "What can I say? I've been bored in the demon world." He glanced at the taller man, his red eyes piercing Yusuke. 'I know you've been bored too, Yusuke,' he stated telepathically.

Yusuke grinned sheepishly. He placed his hand on the rusty warehouse doors and turned back to the fire apparition.

"Let's get this started, shall we?"

-Chapter Break-

The two friends stood in front of a green screen. Various crew-members tried preparing them; attaching microphones, checking the lighting and applying final touches of makeup. Hiei glared at one woman as she attempted to brush his face with hi-definition foundation powder, "to clear the blemishes honey," she said. She was within inches of his face when he opened his Jagan eye to stop her.

"I'd rather die than wear makeup. Ever," he growled. The woman dropped her brushes and backed away rather quickly. Yusuke elbowed Hiei and shook his head disapprovingly.

"We need these people on our side if we want to go through with this Hiei. Don't start acting like a jerk." Yusuke closed his eyes as an attendant slicked back his hair into its trademark appearance.

"I can't take you seriously when you're being pampered," Hiei countered, but Yusuke just grinned. Hiei's ruby eyes wandered around the studio, taking in the various cameras, people and props that were around. 'What have I got myself into,' he thought. His thoughts were interrupted when a whiskered man with a deep voice began to talk.

"Listen up!" the man boomed. "You go on in five…four…three…" He continued the countdown, mouthing the numbers. A light flashed, illuminating Yusuke and Hiei. The ex-detective gave the fire apparition a wide grin and a thumbs up before turning to the camera and teleprompter in front of him.

"Hey everybody! If you don't know me, I'm Yusuke Urameshi, former bad-ass Spirit Detective and this—" he gestured to the right, "is Hiei. Welcome to our version of Punk'd!" Yusuke cocked out his index finger in the familiar spirit-gun pose. A wave of recorded audience applause and cheering broke out.

'Let's make this a good show,' he sent to Hiei. The demon just nodded.

So what do you think? I'm hoping my rewrite will be better and more tasteful comedy this time around. Much love to those who supported me beforehand! Love, yuyuhakushofan