A/N: Hey all! I'm back with a brand new story for you all! You know the
routine, blah blah blah, the original characters belong to Stephen King...
Yada yada yada... Anyway, I just want to thank Mr. King for creating the
characters we know and love! So without further ado, I bring you a totally
new story by yours truly! Enjoy!
~ The BliSh Lady
Chapter 1:
Chris, Teddy, and Gordie sat in the tree house, listening to Vern ramble on about Billy's latest girlfriend.
"Her name is Tessa, and she is so boss. She's the nicest person ever and she's super pretty. You have to see her guys!"
"Congratulations Vern, you have a crush on your brother's girlfriend." Chris said laughing. Teddy and Gordie chimed in with their own laughs.
"I do not!" Vern stated defensively. "I just think she's really nice. That's all, sincerely."
The guys had stopped listening to Vern at this point. Chris and Teddy continued their game of three-penny scat. While Gordie tuned into the radio. Then, unexpectantly, there was a knock on the tree house door. The guys looked at each other strangely.
"One, two, three..." Gordie's counting was interrupted by another knock. "Who is it?" Gordie asked just as confused as the other guys.
"Is there a Duchamp up there?" A voice called. They all looked at Teddy.
"Who want's to know?" Teddy called back.
"I do."
"And you are?" Chris put in his two cents.
"Holy shit, would you just let me up!" The guys whispered among themselves, making a decision.
"It sounds like a girl..." Vern said, and Chris glared at him intently.
"Gee Vern, ya think?" Chris said, sighing at the disbelief that anyone could be so stupidly obvious.
"What does she want with you?" Vern asked Teddy.
"If we knew, we would be talking about that... Idiot..." Teddy sighed.
"I say, let her up. It's obvious the broad's not going to tell us who she is until we do..." Gordie added.
"Alright, lets take a chance." Teddy said, and the boys moved the table, letting up a slender girl, with shoulder-length strawberry blonde hair. She had on really short jean shorts, and a snug, pink t-shirt. Covering her light brown eyes, were white glasses that were curved at the ends, giving them a feminism look. As she came up, the only thing the guys, with the exception of Vern, noticed was her chest.
"Wow... Those are the shortest shorts I've ever seen..." Vern said as Chris glared at him.
"What an idiot..." Chris mumbled.
"And what exactly are you looking at Teddy Duchamp..." She said, and Teddy looked up.
"Holy shit! Kerry!" Teddy stood up quickly.
"Well don't just stand there you cock knocker, give me a hug!" She laughed, and they hugged.
"Kerry, these are my friends, Chris and Gordie. Oh, and that reject over there is Vern." Kerry giggled, and Teddy got her a seat to sit down.
"Wait, wait, I know these people..." Kerry said, recognizing Teddy's friends.
"Good job Kerry..."
"You're Chambers right? Eyeball's kid brother."
"Last time I checked..." Chris said.
"And that half starved scarecrow is Denny's brother."
"Yeah..." Gordie said, suddenly uneasy.
"And how could I forget Verno." She said giving Vern a hug.
"Hi Kerry..." He said humbly.
"I completely forgot you were coming!" Teddy yelled.
"Well duh, you're mom picked us up at the train station, and when I asked where you were, she said with your friends. I was actually surprised to see that you'd gain any other friends."
"Oh yeah, 'cause you're so popular and loved. Right, sure."
"Alright, alright, let me hear it..."
"No way!"
"Come on, say it. You know you missed me."
"Yeah right, a flat-as-a-board babe like you?" Teddy laughed, as Kerry hit him gently.
"Flat as a board, huh? Yeah, that's why you couldn't keep your eyes off these babies when I came up." She laughed.
"Right... You just keep telling yourself that."
"You're asking for it Teddy..."
"What are you going to do? You're just a girl remember?" He teased. "Or have you forgotten. I don't blame you. I would've too, with your masculine features." Teddy laughed, and flew out of the tree house.
"That's it Duchamp!" She chased after him, and the guys ran down to watch. Kerry leapt on Teddy, punching him playfully, and giving him nuggies. Teddy yelled helplessly. Chris, Vern, and Gordie just stood there watching their best friend wrestle with the new comer.
"Does... She..." Gordie started.
"Remind you of anyone?" Vern finished.
"She's like Teddy with tits..." Chris said blandly. Gordie and Vern looked at him, but Chris did not look away from Teddy and Kerry. Vern and Gordie looked back at the two.
"Yeah..." They said in sync.
After Teddy and Kerry were both wiped out from wrestling and laughing, they all decided to fuel up with some candy. Teddy and Kerry kept laughing and teasing each other. The other guys were amazed at this phenomenon. Another person on the planet, that was like Teddy?
"This is too weird..." Gordie said looking over his shoulder at Teddy, Kerry, and Vern.
"I know. I mean, they both have glasses and they are both hyperactive. Even their names sound alike for Christ sakes!" Chris said.
"One Teddy is enough, but two? That's just plain creepy."
Who should they run into but Ace, Eyeball, and Billy. Gordie and Chris stopped dead in their tracks, but Teddy and Kerry kept walking. That is, until the slammed into Chris and Gordie.
"Hiya girls." Eyeball said as Billy peered at Kerry strangely.
"Billy fuckin' Tessio..." Kerry said, surprised to see Vern's brother, associating with these hoods.
"I thought that was you Kerr..." He said smiling. Kerry walked up to him and they did a handshake that no one but them understood.
"How the hell are ya?" Kerry said laughing.
"I didn't know you were coming back."
"Just for the summer."
"Billy, you know this dip-shit?" Ace asked in a smooth voice.
"Could you be more of an asshole..." She said, standing in front of Ace.
"'Excuse me, do I know you?"
"Like you'd remember anything you haven't fucked?"
"I know you!" Eyeball shouted out of the blue.
"Very good Eyeball..."
"Kerry Piccolo, right? Or Perkus, some shit like that..."
"Close enough. So what are you hoods doing out during the day?"
"Looking for little shits to torture..." Billy, said laughing.
"I guess you found us then."
"What a smart ass you are..." Ace said with a smile.
"Don't you have a store to rob or something? Come on guys..." Kerry took Gordie and Chris' hands, and went into the candy store, Vern and Teddy following.
~ The BliSh Lady
Chapter 1:
Chris, Teddy, and Gordie sat in the tree house, listening to Vern ramble on about Billy's latest girlfriend.
"Her name is Tessa, and she is so boss. She's the nicest person ever and she's super pretty. You have to see her guys!"
"Congratulations Vern, you have a crush on your brother's girlfriend." Chris said laughing. Teddy and Gordie chimed in with their own laughs.
"I do not!" Vern stated defensively. "I just think she's really nice. That's all, sincerely."
The guys had stopped listening to Vern at this point. Chris and Teddy continued their game of three-penny scat. While Gordie tuned into the radio. Then, unexpectantly, there was a knock on the tree house door. The guys looked at each other strangely.
"One, two, three..." Gordie's counting was interrupted by another knock. "Who is it?" Gordie asked just as confused as the other guys.
"Is there a Duchamp up there?" A voice called. They all looked at Teddy.
"Who want's to know?" Teddy called back.
"I do."
"And you are?" Chris put in his two cents.
"Holy shit, would you just let me up!" The guys whispered among themselves, making a decision.
"It sounds like a girl..." Vern said, and Chris glared at him intently.
"Gee Vern, ya think?" Chris said, sighing at the disbelief that anyone could be so stupidly obvious.
"What does she want with you?" Vern asked Teddy.
"If we knew, we would be talking about that... Idiot..." Teddy sighed.
"I say, let her up. It's obvious the broad's not going to tell us who she is until we do..." Gordie added.
"Alright, lets take a chance." Teddy said, and the boys moved the table, letting up a slender girl, with shoulder-length strawberry blonde hair. She had on really short jean shorts, and a snug, pink t-shirt. Covering her light brown eyes, were white glasses that were curved at the ends, giving them a feminism look. As she came up, the only thing the guys, with the exception of Vern, noticed was her chest.
"Wow... Those are the shortest shorts I've ever seen..." Vern said as Chris glared at him.
"What an idiot..." Chris mumbled.
"And what exactly are you looking at Teddy Duchamp..." She said, and Teddy looked up.
"Holy shit! Kerry!" Teddy stood up quickly.
"Well don't just stand there you cock knocker, give me a hug!" She laughed, and they hugged.
"Kerry, these are my friends, Chris and Gordie. Oh, and that reject over there is Vern." Kerry giggled, and Teddy got her a seat to sit down.
"Wait, wait, I know these people..." Kerry said, recognizing Teddy's friends.
"Good job Kerry..."
"You're Chambers right? Eyeball's kid brother."
"Last time I checked..." Chris said.
"And that half starved scarecrow is Denny's brother."
"Yeah..." Gordie said, suddenly uneasy.
"And how could I forget Verno." She said giving Vern a hug.
"Hi Kerry..." He said humbly.
"I completely forgot you were coming!" Teddy yelled.
"Well duh, you're mom picked us up at the train station, and when I asked where you were, she said with your friends. I was actually surprised to see that you'd gain any other friends."
"Oh yeah, 'cause you're so popular and loved. Right, sure."
"Alright, alright, let me hear it..."
"No way!"
"Come on, say it. You know you missed me."
"Yeah right, a flat-as-a-board babe like you?" Teddy laughed, as Kerry hit him gently.
"Flat as a board, huh? Yeah, that's why you couldn't keep your eyes off these babies when I came up." She laughed.
"Right... You just keep telling yourself that."
"You're asking for it Teddy..."
"What are you going to do? You're just a girl remember?" He teased. "Or have you forgotten. I don't blame you. I would've too, with your masculine features." Teddy laughed, and flew out of the tree house.
"That's it Duchamp!" She chased after him, and the guys ran down to watch. Kerry leapt on Teddy, punching him playfully, and giving him nuggies. Teddy yelled helplessly. Chris, Vern, and Gordie just stood there watching their best friend wrestle with the new comer.
"Does... She..." Gordie started.
"Remind you of anyone?" Vern finished.
"She's like Teddy with tits..." Chris said blandly. Gordie and Vern looked at him, but Chris did not look away from Teddy and Kerry. Vern and Gordie looked back at the two.
"Yeah..." They said in sync.
After Teddy and Kerry were both wiped out from wrestling and laughing, they all decided to fuel up with some candy. Teddy and Kerry kept laughing and teasing each other. The other guys were amazed at this phenomenon. Another person on the planet, that was like Teddy?
"This is too weird..." Gordie said looking over his shoulder at Teddy, Kerry, and Vern.
"I know. I mean, they both have glasses and they are both hyperactive. Even their names sound alike for Christ sakes!" Chris said.
"One Teddy is enough, but two? That's just plain creepy."
Who should they run into but Ace, Eyeball, and Billy. Gordie and Chris stopped dead in their tracks, but Teddy and Kerry kept walking. That is, until the slammed into Chris and Gordie.
"Hiya girls." Eyeball said as Billy peered at Kerry strangely.
"Billy fuckin' Tessio..." Kerry said, surprised to see Vern's brother, associating with these hoods.
"I thought that was you Kerr..." He said smiling. Kerry walked up to him and they did a handshake that no one but them understood.
"How the hell are ya?" Kerry said laughing.
"I didn't know you were coming back."
"Just for the summer."
"Billy, you know this dip-shit?" Ace asked in a smooth voice.
"Could you be more of an asshole..." She said, standing in front of Ace.
"'Excuse me, do I know you?"
"Like you'd remember anything you haven't fucked?"
"I know you!" Eyeball shouted out of the blue.
"Very good Eyeball..."
"Kerry Piccolo, right? Or Perkus, some shit like that..."
"Close enough. So what are you hoods doing out during the day?"
"Looking for little shits to torture..." Billy, said laughing.
"I guess you found us then."
"What a smart ass you are..." Ace said with a smile.
"Don't you have a store to rob or something? Come on guys..." Kerry took Gordie and Chris' hands, and went into the candy store, Vern and Teddy following.