Disclaimer: Not mine. Still.
AN: At bottom (teehee).
Chapter 8: Ice-men can be dumb
Soon after the Dude fest…
"So, uh…your Bobby, huh?"
"That's what they tell me."
Rogue nodded. "Cool. That's cool."
"Yup."
"…"
After a (long) moment Jubilation spoke up. "God. You're from a totally different universe and all you have to say is cool?"
"Well, I suppose I could talk about my place."
"Anything would be better then the current conversation."
"Right well…Bobby."
"Yeah?"
"I'm kind of going out with you."
Beat.
Then-
"What!?"
"What!?"
"What!?"
"Rogue why are you saying 'what'? It shouldn't be a surprise for you," said Jubilee.
"I felt left out."
Stare. "RIGGHHHT-so any way WHAT!?!"
"I'm going out with Bobby."
"But…but… that's so not canon!"
"What?"
"Never mind."
"Right."
"But I'm not supposed to go out with you!" cried Mr. Icicle pants.
Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Really. So who are you supposed to date, Robert?"
Jubilee grinned and said in a seductive voice, "Yes, Bobby do tell."
Bobby thought for a second and blurted out, "KITTY!"
Silence prevailed for a few seconds. Then the hall grew darker and lighting flashed outside the window. Jubilee stalked towards out dumb little Snowman. She whispered in that creepy if-you-make-any-sudden-movements-I'll-rip-out-your-bladder-and-feed-it-to-a-llama voice, "Bobby Drake. You are the biggest (explicative deleted) head in the entire (explicative deleted) world." With that she turned and walked away with as much dignity as one can muster while one is wearing a banana yellow jacket.
Bobby stared after her. "Dude. What's up with her?"
Rogue stared after her too. "Did she really call you a (explicative deleted) head?"
MEANWHILE WITH THE PROFESSOR…
"Scott I love twiddling my thumbs with you."
"I can say the same thing Professor."
AHEM
"Oh shiznick the scenes with us!"
"Oh (explicative deleted)!"
A FEW MINUTES LATER…
"Well, Scott I believe Magnus is up to something."
"Really Professor? How do you know?"
Xavier sighed, "Scott. I just do, okay?"
"But-"
"Do not question my actions and/or abilities! I am the Professor! And though you are not unconscious, Jean is not dead, and Logan is not sexy; we will bring Rogue!"
"Why? She could put us at risk since we don't know of her capabilities or if she can keep up with us."
"Scott. What did I just say?"
"Logan is not sexy?"
He sighed again, "No. I said 'Do not question my actions and/or abilities'."
"Oh. Right."
"So- X-men and/or X-women to the X-Jet in an X-tremly fast manner!"
"Do you rehearse that before you go to sleep at night?"
"Scott."
"Right. X-men go!"
"Scott."
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
AN: Hey every one, sorry for the lack of updates, just been busy, busy, busy. I'm just a freshie, but school is getting to me. My birthday was yesterday so I wanted to give a present to all my wonderful readers and my even more wonderful reviewers! A bit short, yes, but hey it's a Thursday and I have a cold. I'm also running out of excuses. I promise to be better about it. Updating that is.
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