Disclaimer: I don't own yyh or any of the characters other then Kari and the frying pan.
Klw" Thank you everyone for the reviews!!! And sorry that it took so long to get this chapter up but I had alot of things to do.
Hiei", No, You were just too lazy.
Klw glares at Hiei.
Kurama sighs", Could you two please not fight for once."
Klw", I should get a new Hiei, cause this one is a too big of a hassle."
Kurama", what number are you anyway??"
Hiei", Hn. 123456789098765432112345678909876543212345678909876543211234567890."
Kurama", o.o
Klw", I should've gotten number 87264. He looked better.
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Chapter 3
Koenma's secret evil plot
The mysterious hooded figure has gone to Koenma's palace.
In Koenma's office
There's stacks upon stacks of paperwork.
Koenma is repeatedly hitting his head on his desk". Goddamn paperwork. I hope that hooded mysterious figure gets the information for me than I could create an evil secret plot ,that shall probably be revealed soon, so i could torture the reikai tentai!" Very cheap lightening, that sounds like a frying pan being hit with a baseball bat, goes off in background which makes the piles of paperwork fall.
Koenma glares", dammit -_-
The mysterious hooded figure walks into room and bows.", Koenma-sama. I have gotten the information that you requested."
"Good good! Now tell me why Hiei was laughing like that." Koenma says.
" It was because he had read a fanfic on fanfiction.net which Kurama had written inorder to get even with Yusuke and Kuwabara. Now am I getting my 50000 yen?" The mysterious hooded figure asked impatiently.
"Yes, I see. I have heard of that site. Aha! I will also get revange on them but I shall make it more interesting. Oh and here's the payment."Koenma throws a small black bag bag to mysterious hooded figure.
Mysterious hooded figure catches the bag and takes off hood revealing that he/she is *gasp* Botan.( a/n: Anyone not suprised by this or is it just me?)
Botan jumps up in joy", Finally! I could get out of this place and go work at a decent place! GayRonalds here I come!!!"
Koenma looks over at Botan", Why do you want to work at GayRonalds?"
" Easy, they pay you and you don't have to worry about guys hitting on you cause they're all gay just like you." Botan says as she glares a Koenma.
" Fine fine, get out." Says Koenma.
" FINE!! Damn little pacifier breath. I never liked you anyway." Botan says under her breath.
Koenma jumps up on his desk", Anyway I shall Get my revange on that onna that tied me to a tree, while the rabid man-eating blue squirel army surrounded me."
~~~Flashback~~~~
Koenma was tied to a tree, while surrounded by the rabid man-eating blue squirel army, with Kari sitting in a branch above Koenma.
Koenma was kicking and screaming". LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!!"
Kari grins", Free yourself.
" WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?!? Sreams a scared to death Koenma
" That's easy. First off you made me miss my Dir-en-Grey and Murderdolls concert and do you know how much that front row ticket and backstage pass cost me?! Second, you're annoying and you don't pay me enough. No you don't pay me at all. Third off, I like to torture random people. Now BLUE SQUIRREL ARMY!!! ATTACK!!" Kari yells
The blue squirrel army attacks Koenma and screams of pain are heard
~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues talking", And the basterd fox who stole all my shiney objects and sold them at an auction.
~~~~Flashback~~~~~
Kurama was at an auction." Do I hear 10 million? I have 10 million. Do I hear 20 million. 20 million 20 million. I HAVE 20 MILLION! Do I hear 30 million. WE HAVE 30 MILLION! 30 million going once, twice, SOLD TO RAIZEN'S SON!!!"
Yusuke walks up on stage and hands Kurama his money. Kurama gives Yusuke a gold picture frame, with a picture of koenma running around naked in it.", This is the best blackmail material ever. I HAVE TO POST THIS ON THE NET!!! Thanks Kurama."
Kurama smiles", No problem. Anyway next we have Koenma's really shiney stretchable thong. We'll start the bidding at 500 million."
~~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues on", The basterd detective that statred choaking me with my really shiney stretchable thong that he got from Kurama.
~~~Flashback~~~~~
Yusuke was choaking Koenma with the really shiney stretchable thong.
Koenma's face was turning different shades of blue red and purple.
" NOW GIVE ME IT!!!" Screams Yusuke angerily at Koenma.
Koenma,whose face was now green, nods his head and throws Yusuke his hair glue.
Yusuke drops Koenma and catches the hair glue" Ahhh.... my precious secret ingredient that I put in my hair gel has been recovered." He starts stroking the glue bottle gentlely, while singing it to sleep.
~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues his talking", That idiot that kicked me out the window."
~~~Flashback~~
Kuwabara's holding Koenma then drops him and kicks him out the window along with his shoe.
Kuwabara proudly turns around", See shorty I know how to tie my shoelaces!"
Hiei just glares and wonders how somebody could be so utterly stupid.
~~End Flashback~~~
Koenma continues talking", And that damn hi youkai who threaten to kill me and killed my strawberry filled donut.
~~~Flashback~~~
Hiei is in Koenma's office and has just sliced up Koenma's strawberry filled doughnut into tiny pieces.
Hiei glares deeply", And that will be your head runt if you dare try to tell Yukina that I'm her brother. NOW GO GET ME SOME FUCKING SWEET SNOW!!!"
Jorge nods his head and gets Hiei some sweet snow. He hads the box of sweet snow to Hiei.
Hiei starts eating the sweet snow.
Koenma was just looking at his cut up strawberry filled doughnut", Y.Y My poor doughnut"
~~End Flashback~~~
Koenma jumps up on his desk", I shall get my revange one way or another. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Once again the cheap lightening goes off in the background.
Jorge runs into the room with a frying pan and a baseball bat", Koenma-sama, was that lightening sound effect better??"
" Yes it was." Koenma says while thinking of an evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about.
" So Koenma-sama, what is your evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about." Asked Jorge.
" QUIET!! I'M STILL THINKIING!!! I GOT IT!!" Koenma screams.
" SHUT UP KOENMA!! YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE BUSY UP HERE!!!" King Yama roars from upstairs, as moaning sounds are heard also coming from upstairs.
Koenma gulps", Yes father."
Jorge walks over to Koenma", So was is the evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about??"
" I'll tell you. You know that fanfics aren't real right?" Koenma says.
Jorge nods his head.
" Well," Koenma continued," What were to happen if I made whatever fanfic they wrote and any other fanfic that I find interesting real?"
Jorge shrugs", I don't know sir."
Koenma grins", That is what we shall find out because I SHALL MAKE EVERY FANFIC THAT THEY WRITE AND ANY OTHER FANFIC THAT I FIND INTERESTING REAL!!!!! THAT IS MY SECRET EVIL PLOT!!!"
Jorge hits the frying pan with the bat and the cheap lightening goes off again.
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Klw", Hope you all enjoyed that."
Kurama", Klw-chan, I have one question."
Klw", Nani?"
Kurama", Could I hurt Kuwabara later on?"
Klw", Sure!"
Kurama" YAY! Now how to kill him" He gets out a book called 2657 ways to kill a baka.
Klw", o.o
Kurama was looking through the book",no too messy. too pointless. too much work involved. Too much blood. Too many body parts to cut off...
Klw", Just tell me later how you want to kill him."
Kurama", Okay, but first I got to pick how.
Klw sighs.
Klw" Thank you everyone for the reviews!!! And sorry that it took so long to get this chapter up but I had alot of things to do.
Hiei", No, You were just too lazy.
Klw glares at Hiei.
Kurama sighs", Could you two please not fight for once."
Klw", I should get a new Hiei, cause this one is a too big of a hassle."
Kurama", what number are you anyway??"
Hiei", Hn. 123456789098765432112345678909876543212345678909876543211234567890."
Kurama", o.o
Klw", I should've gotten number 87264. He looked better.
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Chapter 3
Koenma's secret evil plot
The mysterious hooded figure has gone to Koenma's palace.
In Koenma's office
There's stacks upon stacks of paperwork.
Koenma is repeatedly hitting his head on his desk". Goddamn paperwork. I hope that hooded mysterious figure gets the information for me than I could create an evil secret plot ,that shall probably be revealed soon, so i could torture the reikai tentai!" Very cheap lightening, that sounds like a frying pan being hit with a baseball bat, goes off in background which makes the piles of paperwork fall.
Koenma glares", dammit -_-
The mysterious hooded figure walks into room and bows.", Koenma-sama. I have gotten the information that you requested."
"Good good! Now tell me why Hiei was laughing like that." Koenma says.
" It was because he had read a fanfic on fanfiction.net which Kurama had written inorder to get even with Yusuke and Kuwabara. Now am I getting my 50000 yen?" The mysterious hooded figure asked impatiently.
"Yes, I see. I have heard of that site. Aha! I will also get revange on them but I shall make it more interesting. Oh and here's the payment."Koenma throws a small black bag bag to mysterious hooded figure.
Mysterious hooded figure catches the bag and takes off hood revealing that he/she is *gasp* Botan.( a/n: Anyone not suprised by this or is it just me?)
Botan jumps up in joy", Finally! I could get out of this place and go work at a decent place! GayRonalds here I come!!!"
Koenma looks over at Botan", Why do you want to work at GayRonalds?"
" Easy, they pay you and you don't have to worry about guys hitting on you cause they're all gay just like you." Botan says as she glares a Koenma.
" Fine fine, get out." Says Koenma.
" FINE!! Damn little pacifier breath. I never liked you anyway." Botan says under her breath.
Koenma jumps up on his desk", Anyway I shall Get my revange on that onna that tied me to a tree, while the rabid man-eating blue squirel army surrounded me."
~~~Flashback~~~~
Koenma was tied to a tree, while surrounded by the rabid man-eating blue squirel army, with Kari sitting in a branch above Koenma.
Koenma was kicking and screaming". LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!!"
Kari grins", Free yourself.
" WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?!? Sreams a scared to death Koenma
" That's easy. First off you made me miss my Dir-en-Grey and Murderdolls concert and do you know how much that front row ticket and backstage pass cost me?! Second, you're annoying and you don't pay me enough. No you don't pay me at all. Third off, I like to torture random people. Now BLUE SQUIRREL ARMY!!! ATTACK!!" Kari yells
The blue squirrel army attacks Koenma and screams of pain are heard
~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues talking", And the basterd fox who stole all my shiney objects and sold them at an auction.
~~~~Flashback~~~~~
Kurama was at an auction." Do I hear 10 million? I have 10 million. Do I hear 20 million. 20 million 20 million. I HAVE 20 MILLION! Do I hear 30 million. WE HAVE 30 MILLION! 30 million going once, twice, SOLD TO RAIZEN'S SON!!!"
Yusuke walks up on stage and hands Kurama his money. Kurama gives Yusuke a gold picture frame, with a picture of koenma running around naked in it.", This is the best blackmail material ever. I HAVE TO POST THIS ON THE NET!!! Thanks Kurama."
Kurama smiles", No problem. Anyway next we have Koenma's really shiney stretchable thong. We'll start the bidding at 500 million."
~~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues on", The basterd detective that statred choaking me with my really shiney stretchable thong that he got from Kurama.
~~~Flashback~~~~~
Yusuke was choaking Koenma with the really shiney stretchable thong.
Koenma's face was turning different shades of blue red and purple.
" NOW GIVE ME IT!!!" Screams Yusuke angerily at Koenma.
Koenma,whose face was now green, nods his head and throws Yusuke his hair glue.
Yusuke drops Koenma and catches the hair glue" Ahhh.... my precious secret ingredient that I put in my hair gel has been recovered." He starts stroking the glue bottle gentlely, while singing it to sleep.
~~~End flashback~~~
Koenma continues his talking", That idiot that kicked me out the window."
~~~Flashback~~
Kuwabara's holding Koenma then drops him and kicks him out the window along with his shoe.
Kuwabara proudly turns around", See shorty I know how to tie my shoelaces!"
Hiei just glares and wonders how somebody could be so utterly stupid.
~~End Flashback~~~
Koenma continues talking", And that damn hi youkai who threaten to kill me and killed my strawberry filled donut.
~~~Flashback~~~
Hiei is in Koenma's office and has just sliced up Koenma's strawberry filled doughnut into tiny pieces.
Hiei glares deeply", And that will be your head runt if you dare try to tell Yukina that I'm her brother. NOW GO GET ME SOME FUCKING SWEET SNOW!!!"
Jorge nods his head and gets Hiei some sweet snow. He hads the box of sweet snow to Hiei.
Hiei starts eating the sweet snow.
Koenma was just looking at his cut up strawberry filled doughnut", Y.Y My poor doughnut"
~~End Flashback~~~
Koenma jumps up on his desk", I shall get my revange one way or another. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Once again the cheap lightening goes off in the background.
Jorge runs into the room with a frying pan and a baseball bat", Koenma-sama, was that lightening sound effect better??"
" Yes it was." Koenma says while thinking of an evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about.
" So Koenma-sama, what is your evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about." Asked Jorge.
" QUIET!! I'M STILL THINKIING!!! I GOT IT!!" Koenma screams.
" SHUT UP KOENMA!! YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE BUSY UP HERE!!!" King Yama roars from upstairs, as moaning sounds are heard also coming from upstairs.
Koenma gulps", Yes father."
Jorge walks over to Koenma", So was is the evil secret plan that eventually everyone will find out about??"
" I'll tell you. You know that fanfics aren't real right?" Koenma says.
Jorge nods his head.
" Well," Koenma continued," What were to happen if I made whatever fanfic they wrote and any other fanfic that I find interesting real?"
Jorge shrugs", I don't know sir."
Koenma grins", That is what we shall find out because I SHALL MAKE EVERY FANFIC THAT THEY WRITE AND ANY OTHER FANFIC THAT I FIND INTERESTING REAL!!!!! THAT IS MY SECRET EVIL PLOT!!!"
Jorge hits the frying pan with the bat and the cheap lightening goes off again.
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Klw", Hope you all enjoyed that."
Kurama", Klw-chan, I have one question."
Klw", Nani?"
Kurama", Could I hurt Kuwabara later on?"
Klw", Sure!"
Kurama" YAY! Now how to kill him" He gets out a book called 2657 ways to kill a baka.
Klw", o.o
Kurama was looking through the book",no too messy. too pointless. too much work involved. Too much blood. Too many body parts to cut off...
Klw", Just tell me later how you want to kill him."
Kurama", Okay, but first I got to pick how.
Klw sighs.