Jade: Hi there I decided to do a talk show on Fruits basket, it's kind of a
comical romance thing too so....enjoy?
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or the Dating Game...Jade is not the original host either. Jade was never a host. Btw Jade is me...I wish I did host the show though...
Jade: Welcome to my show, today we have a guest from the cast of Fruits Basket.
*Audience applauds and woots in approval.*
Jade: Well let's get to our guest shall we, everyone please welcome Tohru Honda!
*Everyone claps as she enters she stage*
Tohru: Hello Jade
Jade: Hi Tohru!
*Tohru takes a seat.*
Jade: I know you're here for an interview but do know the true reason why you're here today?
Tohru ( sounding nervous): Umm...no?
Jade: Well we were hoping to play The Dating Game!
Tohru: What?! Are you serious?!
Jade: Very!
Tohru:....
Jade: Behind those three curtains over there * camera pans over to the tree separate stalls with curtains in front of them* are three eligible bachelors....you're allowed to ask them any questions and by the end of the game you must choose one of them to go out with. We'll pay for the date. Sound like fun?
Tohru: I....guess?
Jade ( * completely clueless* ): Great now then let's begin the game, also on a side note the bachelors can't hear each other's replies since they are wearing head sets that only let them hear my voice or Tohru's. Ok Now Tohru ask away.
Tohru: Ummmm bachelor number one?
1 : Yes?
Tohru: What is your ideal first date?
1 : A nice dinner, and an intimate walk in the park.
Audience: Awwww....
Tohru: Number two?
2: Well we would start out with a nice dinner and then do a little dancing. Then catch a movie.
Ladies of the audience: Yeah! * claps*
Tohru: 3?
3: hmm.....A picnic under the stars on a full moon night.
Audience: * is in silent awe*
Tohru: Bachelor number one, what's your favorite movie?
1 : American Beauty.
Tohru: Number two?
2: The Matrix
Tohru: Number three?
3: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
Tohru: Who's your favorite musician?
1: Beethoven.
2. Nirvana.
3: Sting.
Tohru: Bachelor's what color are you and why?
1: Ummm...I'm pink because I'm shy.
2: I'm blue because I'm without you. ( following in the Dating Game fashion of cheesy pick up lines.)
3: Red, because I am filled with passion yet sometimes my vision becomes clouded and troubled...
Tohru: Tell me something I wouldn't know about you from just looking at you.
1: I'm afraid of spiders....*sniffle*
2: I'm Bi...
3: I may act like a tough guy but I really do have a softer side.
Tohru: How do you feel about having a family?
1: It's really up to my partner...
2: If I have to have one I'll take it...
Audience: Boo!!!!!!!!
3: I've always longed to have a family of my own, I would he happy to have kids...someday.
Tohru: How do you like your women?
1: Sweet
2: I like my women hot.
Men in the audience: Yeahhhhhhhh!
3. I like realistic women, they don't have to be too sweet or trampy, I don't really have a prototype in my head of how a woman should be because I know it's not realistic.
Men: Boo!
Ladies: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jade: Well folks, that's all the time we have for today, tune in next show to find out who's who and whom Tohru chose.
*Sappy talk show music plays as the show runs its credits.
Jade: Next time Uo and Hana will make an appearance to help our bachelorette make her decision. Will Hana cheat and tell Tohru who's who or can she refrain? Find out next time!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or the Dating Game...Jade is not the original host either. Jade was never a host. Btw Jade is me...I wish I did host the show though...
Jade: Welcome to my show, today we have a guest from the cast of Fruits Basket.
*Audience applauds and woots in approval.*
Jade: Well let's get to our guest shall we, everyone please welcome Tohru Honda!
*Everyone claps as she enters she stage*
Tohru: Hello Jade
Jade: Hi Tohru!
*Tohru takes a seat.*
Jade: I know you're here for an interview but do know the true reason why you're here today?
Tohru ( sounding nervous): Umm...no?
Jade: Well we were hoping to play The Dating Game!
Tohru: What?! Are you serious?!
Jade: Very!
Tohru:....
Jade: Behind those three curtains over there * camera pans over to the tree separate stalls with curtains in front of them* are three eligible bachelors....you're allowed to ask them any questions and by the end of the game you must choose one of them to go out with. We'll pay for the date. Sound like fun?
Tohru: I....guess?
Jade ( * completely clueless* ): Great now then let's begin the game, also on a side note the bachelors can't hear each other's replies since they are wearing head sets that only let them hear my voice or Tohru's. Ok Now Tohru ask away.
Tohru: Ummmm bachelor number one?
1 : Yes?
Tohru: What is your ideal first date?
1 : A nice dinner, and an intimate walk in the park.
Audience: Awwww....
Tohru: Number two?
2: Well we would start out with a nice dinner and then do a little dancing. Then catch a movie.
Ladies of the audience: Yeah! * claps*
Tohru: 3?
3: hmm.....A picnic under the stars on a full moon night.
Audience: * is in silent awe*
Tohru: Bachelor number one, what's your favorite movie?
1 : American Beauty.
Tohru: Number two?
2: The Matrix
Tohru: Number three?
3: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
Tohru: Who's your favorite musician?
1: Beethoven.
2. Nirvana.
3: Sting.
Tohru: Bachelor's what color are you and why?
1: Ummm...I'm pink because I'm shy.
2: I'm blue because I'm without you. ( following in the Dating Game fashion of cheesy pick up lines.)
3: Red, because I am filled with passion yet sometimes my vision becomes clouded and troubled...
Tohru: Tell me something I wouldn't know about you from just looking at you.
1: I'm afraid of spiders....*sniffle*
2: I'm Bi...
3: I may act like a tough guy but I really do have a softer side.
Tohru: How do you feel about having a family?
1: It's really up to my partner...
2: If I have to have one I'll take it...
Audience: Boo!!!!!!!!
3: I've always longed to have a family of my own, I would he happy to have kids...someday.
Tohru: How do you like your women?
1: Sweet
2: I like my women hot.
Men in the audience: Yeahhhhhhhh!
3. I like realistic women, they don't have to be too sweet or trampy, I don't really have a prototype in my head of how a woman should be because I know it's not realistic.
Men: Boo!
Ladies: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jade: Well folks, that's all the time we have for today, tune in next show to find out who's who and whom Tohru chose.
*Sappy talk show music plays as the show runs its credits.
Jade: Next time Uo and Hana will make an appearance to help our bachelorette make her decision. Will Hana cheat and tell Tohru who's who or can she refrain? Find out next time!