The Possibility
By: Kalong-chan
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. You all knew it.
Warning : This fanfic contains shounen-ai/yaoi. So if you're a boy/boy hater, don't read it. And there are OOC-ness everywhere.
Rating : PG-13 ( I think..) .
Authoress's Notes : This is the first time I wrote a fanfic. And English isn't my mother language, so please don't mind if you spotted some mistakes. And don't forget that this is a humor/parody.
Naruto & Sasuke
Naruto: Sasuke…Although I was always tried to deny it…In fact, I WUV you!!!
Sasuke: I love you too, MY SWEETY-BABY! My ice-cold attitude was just an act to hide my damn feelings for you, honey.. So, *wink wink* wanna make-out?
Naruto: Anything to prove my love for you, darling!
Kakashi & Iruka
Kakashi : I like you, Iruka. I always want to FEEL your body sliding under mine..I want to TASTE you…Uhhn.. I want to hear your moans and groans..OHHH, just thinking about it make me REAL HARD… *moans*
Iruka : *blush* PERVERT!!!! *slaps Kakashi in face*
Kakashi : …I suppose you don't want to help me with my 'thing', right?
Sasuke & Itachi
Itachi : You want to have sex with me? But I thought you wanted to kill me? What's with the change of heart?
Sasuke: It's MUST be the work of a rabid fangirl…They have a strange fetish to pair you n' me, DEAR aniki-KUN…*flirt flirt*
Itachi: *grins* It's not like I have an objection, mind you!! Let's shag!
Kakashi & Gai
Gai : Let's 'spar', rival kakashi! I'm going to make our score to 51-49!
Kakashi : Yeah right… See if you can. I'm more skilled than you, you know. I'm not reading those novels for nothing!
Gai : Wanna prove it ?! * immediately drags Kakashi to the nearest love hotel*
Kakashi & Sasuke
Kakashi: You know, you're pretty hot for a 12 years old boy , Sasuke-CHAN.
Sasuke : * gulp * I….I think I must go. My family's waiting for me to return , so ta-ta for now!
Kakashi : ….I'm sorry to remind you, but your family's dead. Don't worry about that, though. Papa's going to 'take care' of you, hottie..
Sasuke : * runs away *
Jiraiya & Orochimaru
Orochimaru : Do you like me, Jiraiya-kun ?
Jiraiya : First, no I don't. Second, don't call me with –kun, PUH-LEASE!!
Orochimaru : * grumbles* ….That's exactly why I turned bad in the first place, dammit !
Jiraiya & Naruto
Jiraiya : Oi Naruto, I'm not going to teach you anything if you don't want to stay in your sexy-no-jutsu!
Naruto : What the heck, old man…?! You said that you don't want me just for my body!! Booohooooooo…!!!!! When I thought I finally found my True Love…* big wobbly eyes*
Jiraiya : Hush…I'm sorry Naruto. I never thought that your feelings for me are THAT deep…I'm not going to force you to do something against your will anymore…I even will teach you any jutsu you want to know.
Naruto : E..ero-sennin ? Hontoni ? * sparkles*
Inner Naruto : Yessssh!!! Who in the world would think that he would fell for it easily? *prances around *
Itachi & Naruto
Itachi : I want you , Naruto.
Naruto : No duh. I'm not going to give myself to someone who killed my teammate's clan just for fun.
Itachi :* grumble grumble* Ohshithedidn'tfallforitnowIhavetochangemyplantogainhispower.
Kakashi & Sasuke (again)
Kakashi : *maniac grin* Why did you run away, Sasuke-poo?
Sasuke : GYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GO AWAY YOU FREAKISH PHEDOPHILE-OF-A-TEACHER!!!!!!!!
Kakashi & Yondaime
Yondaime : Hey Kakashi, how many times do I have to tell you to stop reading those
perverted novels ?!
Kakashi : But sensei……….* puppy eyes *
Yondaime : What I mean is, do you want me to teach you how to do IT, instead of learn it from books ? *winking suggestively*
Kakashi : Haaaii sensei…
Shikamaru & Chouji
Chouji : So, wanna do it ?
Shikamaru : OK, but I want to be the seme. Otherwise I'll be crushed if you get on top.
Chouji : Sheesh, fine.
Sasuke & Neji
Sasuke : I'm on top.
Neji : No, I'm on top.
Sasuke: Just give it up, will ya? Your appearance's more feminime than me!!
Neji : Oh shit. I'm gonna cut my hair after this.
Kiba & Shino
Kiba : * pant pant* Shino, Bay-beeh, just..ooohhh..use your bugs to take the lubricant from the desk…
Shino : * breathing heavily* Why don't you tell Akamaru to do it? Uhhnn….My bugs don't have hands you know!
Shino & Orochimaru
Orochimaru :……
Shino :……..
Orochimaru: Why did the authoress pair us up in the first place?
Shino : …I don't want to know.
Naruto & Iruka (kinda)
Naruto : Iruka-sensei, buy me some ramen pleeeeaseee …?????
Iruka : Okay, but if only you agreed to 'please' me, Naruto.
Naruto : ………!!!!!! Sensei, I don't know that you're that kind of person!!!
Iruka : Just kidding, just kidding. You know that I'm not a phedophile like that Kakashi.
Naruto : How did you know that Kakashi's a phedophile?
Iruka :….Well, I saw him running after Sasuke a few minutes ago.
Naruto :….Oh. And poor Sasuke, by the way.
Sasuke & Kakashi (again and again.)
Kakashi :Yooohoo, Sasuke, cutie-pie, why are you hiding ?
Sasuke : So you can't find me, baka ! * quickly realizes his mistake*
Kakashi : Soo, there you are! And don't even try to resist my-a la-Pimp Daddy's charm!
Sasuke : Kami-sama tasuketeeee!!!!!!
Gai & Rock Lee
Gai : I've watched you for years, Lee. I know what that Sakura girl did to your heart. Just forget her. There's plenty of fish in the sea. You can always talk to me when you're down, you know.
Lee : * teary eyes* SENSEI! I don't know that you cared. I don't understand my feeling for you until now. I..I think I love you, sensei.
Gai : Ohh, Lee! Finally, my prayers are coming true ! I was hoping that you would return my feelings, you know ?
Lee : Sensei!
Gai : Lee!
Lee: Sensei!
Gai: Lee! Oh well, let's just come to my home. I'm going to introduce you to my momma.