Ed's Revenge
Lennie couldn't believe this had happened. Well, yes he could. It was just that Ed had waited so long to get even that he'd thought maybe he'd forgotten. But when you steal your partner's clothes and leave him naked in the squad locker room, you've got to expect that when you least expect it, he'd get even.
He and Ed had had to run down a couple of perps, who then proceeded to resist arrest. Lennie had managed to mess up his trousers and shirt pretty badly while "subduing" his perp, also known as busting the guy's nose and ribs. So he decided to shower and change clothes before interrogating the suspects, which would have worked just fine, if Ed hadn't pulled the same evil trick on him that he had on Ed - that is hijacking his clothes.
But of course Ed had to do Lennie one better, so Ed made sure that when Lennie exited the shower he'd have an audience. So there, propping the door to the locker room open stood Ed with a digital camera and a quartet of lovely ladies, none other than Lt. Anita Van Buren, M.E. Elizabeth Rodgers, ADA Serena Southerlyn and Detective Ana Cordova.
Lennie decided to just brazen his way through the ordeal. So he turned his back to his audience, removed the towel from around his waist, effectively mooning his tormentor and the ladies, and slowly finished toweling himself dry. As he did so he heard a couple of gasps and an almost school girl sounding giggle from the ladies, and then the authoritative voice of his lieutenant suggesting they 'give the detective some privacy. Detective Green – return your partner's clothes now!'
After Lennie warned his partner that if any pictures of his anatomy got displayed around the squad room in any format that Ed would find himself the victim of a felony, he thought that the incident was over and he'd managed to survive it with his dignity intact. That was until he overheard the ladies, who had been witness to Ed's revenge, discussing him. He'd have survived Ana's comment about his grey chest hair and Serena's remarks about his knobby knees, even Rodgers idle speculation about whether they'd missed much when he turned his back didn't bother him, but he turned crimson when Anita said, "Yeah, but who would have thought Lennie would have such a great ass?"