. ;; Hi? Sorries for not updating in over…. What, a year? Eppy… sorries! Gomen!. In any case, if anyone cares, I'm in the second year of college and Frost in in her first. I think.. that its time to continue this rant.
Okay, after a long pause, My next and favorite target is the one, the only, birdman wanna be, MILLIARDO PEACECRAFT!
Er, yeah. Him. Zechs Merquise. The pretty bishy with the mask that is soo fun to pick on!
Lets see, where to start. There are sooo many choices. Though I have to say I'm starting with Birdman. Take a good look at the mask. It's freakishly similar to birdmans… well to me it is. What, did Milli stay up late one night watching old cartoons and suddenly got the idea of 'Hey, why don't I wear a mask like that cause I'm an angsty teenager that wants to hide from the world' ? Makes ya wonder, well, It makes me wonder. Why a mask? Why birdman ish? Why? This demands a scenario!
Milliardo stays up late one night watching old cartoons and munching on popcorn. Suddenly an old Birdman cartoon comes up and he practically spills his popcorn.
"That's it! That's what kinda mask I want!" he grins insanely and starts making calls, looking for someone to make the monstrosity for him.
That brings me to another thing. Milliardo's 19 at the time that GW takes place… arent you supposed to be atleast 18 to join the army? What is Oz accepting them young? Like say, on I don't know, 15/16? Seriously. Milliardo would have to have been in the military for longer than a year to get that renouned of a reputation. Perhaps he lied on his application. Yeah that has to be it.
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A young Milliardo sits infront of the recruiter.
"It says here that you're 18… Mister Merquise is it?"
Millardo just gives an conferming nod and remains silent.
The recruiter just gives the masked solider infront of him an odd look. "You don't look 18."
Mill sweatdrops "It's a genetic thing…"
------Riight… sure, whatever. Moving right along. Next up, has anyone else noticed that Milliardo has one hell of an angst problem. And this is a stretch but, I think it may just be worse than Wufei's or just as bad. Creepy. I mean.. He's not worthy of the Peacecraft name cause he's a solider? Someone hit him. His parents are dead so they cant yell at him for it. His sister didn't even know she had a brother until she told everyone's favorite gun weilding anti-social psychopath to kill him. So whats sexy Zechsy's problem? Perhaps he go hit one to many times while fighting in that mobile suit of his.
That leads me into another thing that bugs me and that a reveiwer brought up, Why the hell did he pick an alias like Zech Merquise? And why Zechs? It sounds like sex! Hm.. perhaps he was a hormonal teenager at the time and thought it would be clever to pick a name that sounded like sex. Yeah, that has to be it. Right..
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Duo runs into Milli around Preventers HQ and pauses for a moment. "He Zechs, why did you pick a name that sounds like sex?"
Milliardo freezes and blushes crimson. "Duo, if you value your braid, stop this line of questioning."
Duo snickers and winks at him. "whatever you say Sexy Zechsy."
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Yeah.. that could be embarassing of Duo ever made that connection. Milli-chan would never live it down!
Another thing, anyone else realized that he's slightly obsessed with Treize, Heero and fighting? I mean.. I can understand the fighting, I'm a violent person myself. But he obsesses over whether or not he can me Treize's friend or enemy. Pick one! Either you're his friend or your not! Though… Treize does manipulate him like a pawn just like everyone else… but yeah… That's besides the point. And what about his Heero obsession. He's just as bad as Relena, minus the 'HEERO COME KILL ME HEERO!' shouting out of windows thing. He practically chases him around just as much, or is it 'coincidental' running into. And of course everytime they meet, they attempt to kill each other. Perhaps the two are madly in love and don't know how to show it except for shooting at each other? Talk about messed up. Plausable, but messed up. Poor Milly. v.v
And what is it with him and taking dangerous MS? I know that the challenge to master the monsters is there… but, He practically killed himself with Tallgeese. Does he have a death wish? Looks that way to me. And then there was Wing Zero and then finally Epyon. Sorry but I think The Zero System has messed up everyones favorite platinum blonde more than his self loathing. Hell, He still hates himself by the end of GW, but is getting better. About bloody damned time!
Also makes me wonder. Why the hell doesn't he put the moves on Noin? She's practically throwing herself at him! Especially in the one episode when they were in the club. Perhaps his self loathing is due to sexual tension. Makes sense. Perhaps that's why he took that name. Perhaps he needs to get laid. Hello! Noin's probally more than willing. So why doesn't he? Someone kick him in the ass. Please? Someone? v.v
Something else that bugs me, Milliardo is a hell of a lot prettier than Relena. You would think that would give him a complex. He could beat his sister in a beauty contest hands down. Its hilarious! Not to mention that beautiful long platinum blond hair that's to die for. Makes you wonder what shampoo he uses. Herbal Essense perhaps? He's got the urge! Sorry, just had to. Though you would think with all that hair, he'd have similar problems as Du-chan. I mean.. it would get caught in everything wouldn't it? And as someone pointed out with Duo's hair, wouldn't it be heavy? Though he'd definatly have the muscles to wash it… Ooo, the thought of a naked Zechs in the shower , now that's something to drool over. . ;;
That leads me to another thing to rant about. He probally looks better in a dress than Relena. Hell, he'd make a wonderfull Sailor Zechs! His hair's long enough to do the odangos like Sailor Moon. Or perhaps he could do the Minako thing. You know, long blond hair and a big red bow. Though the thought of Milli in a sailor scout outfit is hilarious enough !
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Zechs models a Sailor Moon outfit in a dressing room.
"Oh come on Milli, get your ass out here so we can see!" Une shouts as she stands there with Treize and Noin.
Zechs steps out and Une and Noin immediately swoon. Treize snickers.
"Are you sure you're not a girl?"
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Er yeah, that makes you wonder. Or atleast It makes me wonder. n.n;;
Well that wraps up this rant. Hope it was as good as the others. Let me know if I've lost my touch in the last year n.n;; I'm afraid college may have done that to me. . ;;
And as always, flames welcomed. Especially since I have a roommate that loves to sleep with the window open and its freezing up here.