Why the professor hates flu season

At two a.m., Charles woke up suddenly to the sound of an explosion. Reaching out telepathically, he groaned. Scott had sneezed, and blown out his window.

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Kurt was getting ready to take his shower, when he sneezed. Next thing he knew he'd teleported into someone's shower. Then he heard a scream, followed by a sharp pain in the back of his head caused by some blunt instrument. He ported again without looking, in fear.

Charles was rolling along, when Kitty phased through the bathroom door and him, in a bathrobe, screaming about killing Kurt.

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That business with the chip in his head, had caused some unique problems for Logan for a day. One of which, was that he seemed to be getting a cold. Beast thought it was just a subconscious response to memories as a child resurfacing, but it was still irritating. Especially since he couldn't control his claws. Every time he sneezed, something got damaged. Just that morning, he'd been reaching for a beer, when he sneezed. All the bottles broke. Xavier chose that moment to roll in. He took one look at Logan, covered in beer, cussing up a storm, and rolled back out again.

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Rogue scared the snot out of everyone when she sneezed, and Juggernauts personality decided to surface. What made matters worse, was that she was in the gym shower. Scott was walking by on his way to the mens shower room, when he got run over by a bunch of girls in towels. Then Jean came along and kicked him between the legs because she thought he'd been peeking.

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Jamie Sneezed, then his duplicates sneezed. One of them sneezed and bowled the professor over as he was rolling toward his office. It took a minute for the 6 copies to remove themselves, and pick the professor back up and put him in the wheelchair.

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Xavier rolled into the entertainment room, and saw chaos. Holes were everywhere. The couch, ceiling, the walls, even the tv was smashed. In the center of it all was an unconscious Cannonball, with a runny nose.

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Kitty sneezed, and phased through the floor, into the Professors bubble bath. It was hard to tell who screamed louder.

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Bobby, the fun loving prankster, was stuck in his bedroom with the flu. As he looked out at everyone playing in the sun and the pool. he just couldn't smile. Then he sneezed.

Wolverine was the only one at the pool, and decided to take a little dip. So he hopped in, right as Iceman sneezed. The pool froze, with Wolverine in mid splash. The roars were heard by the professor in cerebros room. The only place he could find peace and quiet. Bobby quickly lay down in the bed, and stayed there for the rest of the day.