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A bunch of girls huddled together giggling talked about the girls ask guys dance. "So who are you asking Steph?" asked one "I'm asking that guy Artemis." Answered Steph. The girls giggled "what the vampire?" asked one grinning. "Yep chase music please." Steph's friend pressed a button on her walkman and took off the headphones. Steph ran after artemis along with a crowd of girls.

One way or another Im gonna find ya

Im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya

One way or another Im gonna win ya

Im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya

One way or another Im gonna see ya

Im gonna meet ya meet ya meet ya meet ya

One day maybe next week Im gonna meet ya

Im gonna meet ya Ill meet ya

I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down Ill see whos

around

One way or another Im gonna find ya

Im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya

One way or another Im gonna win ya

Ill get ya Ill get ya

One way or another Im gonna see ya

Im gonna meet ya meet ya meet ya meet ya

One day maybe next week Im gonna meet ya

Ill meet ya ah

And if the lights are all out Ill follow your bus downtown see whos

hangin out

One way or another Im gonna lose ya

Im gonna give you the slip

A slip of the lip or another Im gonna lose ya

Im gonna trick ya Ill trick ya

One way or another Im gonna lose ya

Im gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya

One way or another Im gonna lose ya

Im gonna give you the slip

Ill walk down the mall stand over by the wall where I can see it all find

out who ya call

Lead you to the supermarket check out some specials and rat food

Get lost in the crowd

One way or another Im gonna get ya

Ill get ya

Ill get ya get ya get ya get ya

Where I can see it all find out who ya call

Artemis couldn't take it any longer he ducked into the library and hid behind a bookshelf. Suddenly holly unshielded before him. "Boy you have to beat them off with a stick don't you?" she smirked. Artemis scowled "if you must know it's a girls ask guys dance and I have no intension of going." "Yeah right lover boy!" said holly and pushed him out right into Steph. "Oh! Um hi? Would you. Uh I mean if you don't mind.err if you don't have other plans. Will you go to the dance with me?!" Holly snickered from behind the girl. Artemis directed a glare and then looked at the girl she was the only one who looked in the library for him.

Steph skipped away from the library he had said yes!! The weird thing was he kept looking at the air right behind her???

Back underground Foaly snickered so fowl did have a love life that won him a bag of carrots from Root.

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