Interview From Hell
By: Diva'sDream
Rating: PG for mild language and a very insane and scary author
Category: Humor (DUH!!!)
Summary: Well the title pretty much says it all doesn't it? Let's see how long Jareth can stay sane with *ME* bugging him!!! *More Evil Laughter*
Disclaimer: What'd ya think?! No, I *don't* own any of the characters on "Labyrinth" and, sadly, I never will. So please *don't* try to arrest and/or sue me. You'll never win against me anyway you know!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! *Evil Laughter* ...Ahem...Anyways...This is my first "Labby" fanfic. Please be kind and R&R! ENJOY!!!
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Jareth: (Walks into interview room and sits down nervously) Okay, I'm here. Now what?
Suddenly, there's a huge flash of light. One so bright that Jareth has to shield his eyes! The light recedes quickly and then... Jareth uncovers his eyes to reveal the author of this fanfic sitting in the chair across from him!!! BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! *Scary Music*
Author: (Smiles evilly) Jareth! Wuzzup?
Jareth: (Stares at author in disbelief) What the hell?!
Author: (Laughs) Well then. It's obvious that *somebody's* never seen a lady sit down before.
Jareth: (Realizes who the author was) Oh no! Not you!
Author: (Smile grows wider) Yup! *Me*!
Jareth: (Afraid) No! Anything but *that*! NO!!! (Gets up and runs for the door) AHHHHH!!! Get me outta here!!! (Starts pounding on the door) Somebody help me! Let me *out* of here, please! HELP!!!
Author: (Just sits there, laughing, and watches the "all-powerful" Goblin King bang on the door, crying like a little baby) Okay, that's enough. Sit down!
Jareth: (Suddenly starts to fly across the room and lands back in his chair) Where am I?
Author: (Chuckles) Your own, personal hell.
Jareth: (Sarcastically) Oh, like *I haven't* figured that part out yet.
Author: Look! Relax, okay? I just wanna ask you a few questions. All right?
Jareth: (Cautiously) Okay.
Author: (Sniggers menacingly) Perfect...First question. How does it feel to *always* be the one wearing *more* makeup than *many* of us have *ever* used in our entire *lifetime*?
Jareth: (Gets all defensive on me) This is *not* makeup! It's... (Touches eyebrow and has eye shadow come off on fingers) ...Okay, so maybe I *do* wear a *little* makeup. But who *doesn't*?!
Author: (Mockingly) Uhhhh...just about every other *guy* on the planet. Save for a few people that is. (A/n: no offenses to any dude who *does*)
Jareth: (Gives author nasty look) Why, I oughtta throw you into the Bog of Eternal Stench for your mockery!
Author: (Chuckles again) I'd like to see ya try!
And then... *Flash!!!* There's a bright flash of light and the next thing she knew, the author of this fanfic was hanging on to a vine to keep herself from falling into the Bog of Eternal Stench!
Author: (Angrily) That damn Jareth! I'll show him!
She suddenly she snaps her fingers and there is another bright flash of light. And the next thing *Jareth* knew, *he* was the one on the vine and *the author* was back in her chair.
Author: (Laughs) Hmm! That should take care of him.
A few seconds later, Jareth reappears in yet *another* flash of light, soaking wet. The author picks up her chair and moves it to the other end of the room, away from him. It's obvious that he has fallen into the Bog.
Jareth: (Growls in anger) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! That's it! I'm done! This interview is over! I'm going home! (Snaps his fingers and disappears)
Author: (Stares at where the Goblin King just was for a few seconds, then doubles-over with laughter) That was too easy!!! I think I'll do that to Sarah next week! That oughtta be a blast! (Picks up her stuff and goes home, still laughing her head off)
The End
By: Diva'sDream
Rating: PG for mild language and a very insane and scary author
Category: Humor (DUH!!!)
Summary: Well the title pretty much says it all doesn't it? Let's see how long Jareth can stay sane with *ME* bugging him!!! *More Evil Laughter*
Disclaimer: What'd ya think?! No, I *don't* own any of the characters on "Labyrinth" and, sadly, I never will. So please *don't* try to arrest and/or sue me. You'll never win against me anyway you know!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! *Evil Laughter* ...Ahem...Anyways...This is my first "Labby" fanfic. Please be kind and R&R! ENJOY!!!
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Jareth: (Walks into interview room and sits down nervously) Okay, I'm here. Now what?
Suddenly, there's a huge flash of light. One so bright that Jareth has to shield his eyes! The light recedes quickly and then... Jareth uncovers his eyes to reveal the author of this fanfic sitting in the chair across from him!!! BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! *Scary Music*
Author: (Smiles evilly) Jareth! Wuzzup?
Jareth: (Stares at author in disbelief) What the hell?!
Author: (Laughs) Well then. It's obvious that *somebody's* never seen a lady sit down before.
Jareth: (Realizes who the author was) Oh no! Not you!
Author: (Smile grows wider) Yup! *Me*!
Jareth: (Afraid) No! Anything but *that*! NO!!! (Gets up and runs for the door) AHHHHH!!! Get me outta here!!! (Starts pounding on the door) Somebody help me! Let me *out* of here, please! HELP!!!
Author: (Just sits there, laughing, and watches the "all-powerful" Goblin King bang on the door, crying like a little baby) Okay, that's enough. Sit down!
Jareth: (Suddenly starts to fly across the room and lands back in his chair) Where am I?
Author: (Chuckles) Your own, personal hell.
Jareth: (Sarcastically) Oh, like *I haven't* figured that part out yet.
Author: Look! Relax, okay? I just wanna ask you a few questions. All right?
Jareth: (Cautiously) Okay.
Author: (Sniggers menacingly) Perfect...First question. How does it feel to *always* be the one wearing *more* makeup than *many* of us have *ever* used in our entire *lifetime*?
Jareth: (Gets all defensive on me) This is *not* makeup! It's... (Touches eyebrow and has eye shadow come off on fingers) ...Okay, so maybe I *do* wear a *little* makeup. But who *doesn't*?!
Author: (Mockingly) Uhhhh...just about every other *guy* on the planet. Save for a few people that is. (A/n: no offenses to any dude who *does*)
Jareth: (Gives author nasty look) Why, I oughtta throw you into the Bog of Eternal Stench for your mockery!
Author: (Chuckles again) I'd like to see ya try!
And then... *Flash!!!* There's a bright flash of light and the next thing she knew, the author of this fanfic was hanging on to a vine to keep herself from falling into the Bog of Eternal Stench!
Author: (Angrily) That damn Jareth! I'll show him!
She suddenly she snaps her fingers and there is another bright flash of light. And the next thing *Jareth* knew, *he* was the one on the vine and *the author* was back in her chair.
Author: (Laughs) Hmm! That should take care of him.
A few seconds later, Jareth reappears in yet *another* flash of light, soaking wet. The author picks up her chair and moves it to the other end of the room, away from him. It's obvious that he has fallen into the Bog.
Jareth: (Growls in anger) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! That's it! I'm done! This interview is over! I'm going home! (Snaps his fingers and disappears)
Author: (Stares at where the Goblin King just was for a few seconds, then doubles-over with laughter) That was too easy!!! I think I'll do that to Sarah next week! That oughtta be a blast! (Picks up her stuff and goes home, still laughing her head off)
The End