A Nightmare After Christmas

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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except myself. And Amanda AKA Door owns herself. R/R

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It was an ordinary day. A very calm, nice day. Well, in all places but one. In a small loft in Moscow, Russia sat a pale red-haired girl. This girl had short spiky hair and sat at a computer. She was also bored. And insane.

Anastasia: Boredom……….Boredom…………….

Amanda: Why don't you talk to your door?

Anastasia: Door! How the hell'd you get to Russia?

Door/Amanda: Hello, private jet!

Anastasia: But we're only 14.

Door: Well, you're here.

Anastasia: It's my fantasy.

Door: Well, I should get some say.

Anastasia: Really?

Door: Yes. (snaps fingers and Jack Skellington appears)

Much better.

Jack: Where am I?

Anastasia: Somewhere you shouldn't be . (smacks Door)

Door: (hugs Anastasia) Take that!

Jack: Where's Halloween Town? What is this horrible place?

Anastasia: Hey, this isn't that bad!

Jack: (shudders) I miss Sally.

Door: She doesn't love you anymore. But I do.

Anastasia: Hold on. (types a little. Sally appears with Lock, Shock, Barrel, and Oogie)

Lock: Wow!

Shock: Where are we?

Jack: Sally! (they hug all nice and prettily)

Door: I'm gonna kick your ass!!

Anastasia: Nazi.

Door: Bolshevik.

Oogie Boogie: Well, now this seems interesting. (taps computer with dice) Why didn't anything happen?

Door: Ooh!! The big, fluffy pillow!! (grabs Oogie and cuddles him)

Oogie Boogie: What do you think you're doing? I'm the Boogey Man! You're supposed to be terrified of me!!

Door: But you're so cuddly!

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: He is?

Oogie Boogie: No I'm not!

Jack: Well, he always did look a little too stuffed to me.

Anastasia: I can fix that. (types) There. (Oogie Boogie is reduced to Jack's stick-like figure)

Oogie Boogie: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!

LSB: Cool. (they begin smacking Oogie)

Sally: Ooh! He's like Jack. Well, Jack's king. And hotter.

Jack: That's right. I am the Pumpkin King! (makes creepy face from song on the angel)

Anastasia: Can we say "Big Ego"?

Jack: But I am King.

Door: And I love you more than her. (points to Sally)

Sally: No, you don't!! (cat fight ensues)

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