Disclaimer: Nope I still don't own them but I will, I will,
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh,......today is going to be fun...isn't it Fredrick?
Fredrick:....... Me: u r totally right!!!! I SHOULD make a platypus circus!!!!!! I better get started right away!!!
Yes, I decided to continue on!!! Run Ann RUN!! No wait, Type Ann TYPE!! But one itsy bitsy problem...I didn't get the reviews in my mail like I usually do...? So I'll just go to my own site and click on the reviews for mgk! No worries be happy!!
Miroku goes kErAzY
Chapter um wait I kno this I kno this...I DON'T KNOW THIS!!! But I think its 5... or 6 Enter Sessho and the mutant squirrel
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Here we meet again ooooooo I love this part!!!! Now it's over cuz we met....on with the story... Fredrick?...*curtain goes up*
We're in the jungle/forest.....again-where we find the pervertest mammal of all the mammals, it's called the Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, perfect for the ladies if he wasn't so perverted.
"Owie, that hurt...INVISABLE MONKEY!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Miroku runs away from the "invisible" monkey....then he trips on his staff and falls on a rock, knocked unconscious. He's so graceful.
Then a dark figure comes from the shadows of the forest...WHAT THE HELL ARE U DARK FIGURE?!!?!??!?!?!?!! HAVE YOU COME TO BITE OUR HEADS OFF?!?!?!?!?!??!!! WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?!??!?!?!?! Was it when I ate that burrito? Cuz right now I'm not feeling so-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh, it's a squirrel, nothing to fear people it's just a squirrel...an adorable innocent little squirrel. Yes you are, yes you are!!! Yes you are, yes you ar-
Squirrel: ROAR!!!!
EN'T!!! AREN'T!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT'S A MUTANT MAN EATING SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUISH*
ewwwwwww.....it's DEAD.
By SESSHOMARU!!!!!
Now we're gettin to da juicy stuff!
"Lord Sesshomaru isn't that the monk that is traveling with your half- brother Inuyasha?" Jaken asks as they come into the clearing.
"He doesn't look good. Can we help him Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin asks.
Sesshomaru stares at Miroku with that poker-face that he's always wearing, and out of pity decides to take him back to Inuyasha.
"Ah, Un." He picks him up. "Take this back to Inuyasha."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(he's awake...* depressed sigh*)
"What is it?" Sesshomaru says, obviously agitated.
"You forgot my staff."
*WHACK!*
(Oh look he's unconscious, how did that happen? Fredrick:..... You're right Fredrick must've been aliens.)
"As I said, take this back to Inuyasha." He repeated.
Ah and Un were about to take off when,
"Lord Sesshomaru?"
"Yes, Rin?"
"Rin is worried for the monk, may Rin go with him to make sure he is ok?"
"Fine. Jaken please escort Rin, find me when your work is done."
Rin and Jaken got on Ah and Un and rode off.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kagome was running backwards around a tree, Inuyasha was in the tree watching Kagome run around it, occasionally turning to see her better. Sango and Shippo were staring at Shippo's wife, simply amazed by it.
*Flashback (I love these!)*
"Ok, I think you two should be separated." Sango said.
Inuyasha shook his head "no" and Kagome the opposite.
"Well, Kagome is my best friend, so I guess I should...ASK SHIPPO!!!!......... 'S WIFE!!!!"
*sweatdrop*
She grabbed the leaf from Shippo's kimono and started talking to it. She held it close to her ear as she said,
"Yes....yes....uh huh.....mmmhm...yup...OOOOOOOK, THANK YOU!"
She took it down from her ear and announced,
"Everybody I have an announcement to make!!! (no kiddin?!) Good news and bad news! Good news is, she told me to separate you two! *points to Keg and in* the bad news is...she is a HE!" (Amazing what plastic surgery can do these days!!)
*sweatdrop*
"Ok, hold still." She took her boomerang and
*SWISH!!!!!*
The boomerang missed them and Sango started counting.....
"5!!!!!!!"
*CATCH!!*
"Here's my anti-crazy glue!!"
*Sweatdrop*
"I love throwing my boomerang..."
She puts some on the anti on them....
*End Flashback(It's over?!?! ALREADY?! I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT!)*
As I was saying before the wonderful flashback.
"So do you think it'll be ok if I'm married to her-er,him?" Shippo asked curiously.
"Mew!" Kilala mewed.
"You're probably right Kilala! I mean they don't make that law until 2004 so I think it'll be ok for about 1504 more years. What do you think Kagome?"
Kagome was deep in thought about how firm Inuyasha's butt was and how luscious his lips were. I guess fighting demons and stuff really did pay off, it gets your buns firm!! But why such soft lips? Was it because the punches he got left his face soft??
"Kagome!!!" Sango and Shippo yelled together.
"Eh?"
"We've been yelling at you for the past 5 minutes!" Sango said.
"Come here, Kagome! You've got some splainin' to do!!" Shippo yelled.
As Kagome, Sango, and Shippo talked Inuyasha took the time to notice Kagome's butt. (Here we go again...) Miroku was over confident, his butt wasn't as bubbly as Kagome's. But Kagome's wasn't big like Sango's it was smaller, not a whole lot smaller but you could tell the difference. As for Shippo, his butt had to be the sma- what's that?
'I smell something...and it doesn't smell good...' Inuyasha thought to himself.
"Chipmunks!!" he called to the slightly smaller gang. They turned their heads interestedly looking at him.
"I smell something...and it's not good..." (I knew that I shouldn't have eaten that burrito!!!)
"Mew!"
"You're a smart two-tailed fire cat demon Kilala!! It DOES smell like frogs!"
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"There they are master Jaken! Do you see them?"
"Yes, I do, Rin."
Ah and Un flew down to them, nearing knocking Inuyasha off the tree.
"We are here in peace...show us your leader!" Inuyasha said in a weird voice
For a minute they just stared at him.
"That's the way to use your eyes!!" Kagome yelled from behind him.
"Are you Santa?!?!? DID YOU BRING ME GIFTS?!?!?!?!?....HEY, aren't you supposed to have a big bowl of jelly, too?" Sango yelled.
Ah and Un walked over and dumped Miroku in front of her.
"HEY! This is a stinky present! Did you feed him burritos?...and where's my jelly?"
Rin began whispering to Jaken whilst Sango complained to the "Santa Claus", "Master Jaken, I feel a sensation in the air, and it's telling me to do the Macarena."
Jaken started whispering back "That's nonsense Rin! Get those unusual thoughts out of your head! It's clearly telling us to the Cha Cha slide!"
"I hear what you're saying, frog man! But it's telling us to do a Hawaiian dance! Turn up the radio Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled to Jaken and Kagome. Kagome kicks a tree and amazingly music comes out of it. They start dancing like Hawaiians and ALL over Miroku.
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I um got bored ....^.... So tell me what u think and I'll post again soon! I think this is 5 pages long! And I got an Inuyasha shirt....i'm a babbling idiot...maybe I should change my pen name to that....?
Fredrick:....... Me: u r totally right!!!! I SHOULD make a platypus circus!!!!!! I better get started right away!!!
Yes, I decided to continue on!!! Run Ann RUN!! No wait, Type Ann TYPE!! But one itsy bitsy problem...I didn't get the reviews in my mail like I usually do...? So I'll just go to my own site and click on the reviews for mgk! No worries be happy!!
Miroku goes kErAzY
Chapter um wait I kno this I kno this...I DON'T KNOW THIS!!! But I think its 5... or 6 Enter Sessho and the mutant squirrel
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Here we meet again ooooooo I love this part!!!! Now it's over cuz we met....on with the story... Fredrick?...*curtain goes up*
We're in the jungle/forest.....again-where we find the pervertest mammal of all the mammals, it's called the Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, perfect for the ladies if he wasn't so perverted.
"Owie, that hurt...INVISABLE MONKEY!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Miroku runs away from the "invisible" monkey....then he trips on his staff and falls on a rock, knocked unconscious. He's so graceful.
Then a dark figure comes from the shadows of the forest...WHAT THE HELL ARE U DARK FIGURE?!!?!??!?!?!?!! HAVE YOU COME TO BITE OUR HEADS OFF?!?!?!?!?!??!!! WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?!??!?!?!?! Was it when I ate that burrito? Cuz right now I'm not feeling so-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh, it's a squirrel, nothing to fear people it's just a squirrel...an adorable innocent little squirrel. Yes you are, yes you are!!! Yes you are, yes you ar-
Squirrel: ROAR!!!!
EN'T!!! AREN'T!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT'S A MUTANT MAN EATING SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUISH*
ewwwwwww.....it's DEAD.
By SESSHOMARU!!!!!
Now we're gettin to da juicy stuff!
"Lord Sesshomaru isn't that the monk that is traveling with your half- brother Inuyasha?" Jaken asks as they come into the clearing.
"He doesn't look good. Can we help him Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin asks.
Sesshomaru stares at Miroku with that poker-face that he's always wearing, and out of pity decides to take him back to Inuyasha.
"Ah, Un." He picks him up. "Take this back to Inuyasha."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(he's awake...* depressed sigh*)
"What is it?" Sesshomaru says, obviously agitated.
"You forgot my staff."
*WHACK!*
(Oh look he's unconscious, how did that happen? Fredrick:..... You're right Fredrick must've been aliens.)
"As I said, take this back to Inuyasha." He repeated.
Ah and Un were about to take off when,
"Lord Sesshomaru?"
"Yes, Rin?"
"Rin is worried for the monk, may Rin go with him to make sure he is ok?"
"Fine. Jaken please escort Rin, find me when your work is done."
Rin and Jaken got on Ah and Un and rode off.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kagome was running backwards around a tree, Inuyasha was in the tree watching Kagome run around it, occasionally turning to see her better. Sango and Shippo were staring at Shippo's wife, simply amazed by it.
*Flashback (I love these!)*
"Ok, I think you two should be separated." Sango said.
Inuyasha shook his head "no" and Kagome the opposite.
"Well, Kagome is my best friend, so I guess I should...ASK SHIPPO!!!!......... 'S WIFE!!!!"
*sweatdrop*
She grabbed the leaf from Shippo's kimono and started talking to it. She held it close to her ear as she said,
"Yes....yes....uh huh.....mmmhm...yup...OOOOOOOK, THANK YOU!"
She took it down from her ear and announced,
"Everybody I have an announcement to make!!! (no kiddin?!) Good news and bad news! Good news is, she told me to separate you two! *points to Keg and in* the bad news is...she is a HE!" (Amazing what plastic surgery can do these days!!)
*sweatdrop*
"Ok, hold still." She took her boomerang and
*SWISH!!!!!*
The boomerang missed them and Sango started counting.....
"5!!!!!!!"
*CATCH!!*
"Here's my anti-crazy glue!!"
*Sweatdrop*
"I love throwing my boomerang..."
She puts some on the anti on them....
*End Flashback(It's over?!?! ALREADY?! I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT!)*
As I was saying before the wonderful flashback.
"So do you think it'll be ok if I'm married to her-er,him?" Shippo asked curiously.
"Mew!" Kilala mewed.
"You're probably right Kilala! I mean they don't make that law until 2004 so I think it'll be ok for about 1504 more years. What do you think Kagome?"
Kagome was deep in thought about how firm Inuyasha's butt was and how luscious his lips were. I guess fighting demons and stuff really did pay off, it gets your buns firm!! But why such soft lips? Was it because the punches he got left his face soft??
"Kagome!!!" Sango and Shippo yelled together.
"Eh?"
"We've been yelling at you for the past 5 minutes!" Sango said.
"Come here, Kagome! You've got some splainin' to do!!" Shippo yelled.
As Kagome, Sango, and Shippo talked Inuyasha took the time to notice Kagome's butt. (Here we go again...) Miroku was over confident, his butt wasn't as bubbly as Kagome's. But Kagome's wasn't big like Sango's it was smaller, not a whole lot smaller but you could tell the difference. As for Shippo, his butt had to be the sma- what's that?
'I smell something...and it doesn't smell good...' Inuyasha thought to himself.
"Chipmunks!!" he called to the slightly smaller gang. They turned their heads interestedly looking at him.
"I smell something...and it's not good..." (I knew that I shouldn't have eaten that burrito!!!)
"Mew!"
"You're a smart two-tailed fire cat demon Kilala!! It DOES smell like frogs!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"There they are master Jaken! Do you see them?"
"Yes, I do, Rin."
Ah and Un flew down to them, nearing knocking Inuyasha off the tree.
"We are here in peace...show us your leader!" Inuyasha said in a weird voice
For a minute they just stared at him.
"That's the way to use your eyes!!" Kagome yelled from behind him.
"Are you Santa?!?!? DID YOU BRING ME GIFTS?!?!?!?!?....HEY, aren't you supposed to have a big bowl of jelly, too?" Sango yelled.
Ah and Un walked over and dumped Miroku in front of her.
"HEY! This is a stinky present! Did you feed him burritos?...and where's my jelly?"
Rin began whispering to Jaken whilst Sango complained to the "Santa Claus", "Master Jaken, I feel a sensation in the air, and it's telling me to do the Macarena."
Jaken started whispering back "That's nonsense Rin! Get those unusual thoughts out of your head! It's clearly telling us to the Cha Cha slide!"
"I hear what you're saying, frog man! But it's telling us to do a Hawaiian dance! Turn up the radio Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled to Jaken and Kagome. Kagome kicks a tree and amazingly music comes out of it. They start dancing like Hawaiians and ALL over Miroku.
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I um got bored ....^.... So tell me what u think and I'll post again soon! I think this is 5 pages long! And I got an Inuyasha shirt....i'm a babbling idiot...maybe I should change my pen name to that....?