Here it is. My stupid little "Christmas Special" thing. Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," it's...

*dramatic pause*

YAMI THE FORMER PHARAOH!!!!!!

(Bum bum BUM!)

I wanted to do a Christmas, but I posted a "12 Days of Christmas" sometime in September. I toyed with "Frosty the Snowman" for a while ("Malik the Psycho / Had a shiny golden rod") but I don't know the lyrics to well... so I'm doing Rudolph, complete with the little phrases we love to add. (You know... "They wouldn't let poor Rudolph [Rudolph] / Join in any reindeer games [Like Monopoly!]")

And now, so my A/N doesn't become longer than the fic...

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... yet.

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Yami the former pharaoh [pharaoh]

Had very spiky hair [Like a porcupine!]

He couldn't wear a hat [hat]

'Cause if he did it's tear [Like Grandpa's Blue Eyes!]

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All of the hair dressers [dressers]

Were mortally afraid of him [Like his hair gel!]

If they ever saw him [saw him]

They'd jump off a bridge and swim [Like Ryouta!]

.

Then one boring summer day

Anzu came to say [Friendship!]

Yami with your hair so high,

Won't you use it to play by?

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So they all chased him around ['round]

And even tied him up with floss [Like a dentist!]

They chucked things at poor Yami [Yami]

For a lil' game of ring toss! [Like Horseshoe!!]

Yeah... the "Friendship!" thing was low, but it's all in good humor, 'kay?

Anyhoos... please review and tell me what you got for Christmas!! I got a card that says my Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie is in the mail and an Inu-Yasha T- shirt that's so big it'll end along side my YGO one in my pajama drawer...

REVIEW!!!!!!!

(And yes, I DID come up with this at 3 AM.)