Sauron Baby
(to the tune of Santa Baby)

Sauron baby,
My name is the Witch King of Angmar
I'm a star,
I'll call you Annatar*
Sauron Baby,
Let's go down to Mordor tonight.
Sauron Baby,
A little immortality too,
Like you
I can be evil too
Sauron baby
Take me down to Mordor tonight.
Think of all the hearts I've stilled
Think of all the people that I've yet to kill
I would prefer not to die
Can I be the apple of your Lidless Eye
Sauron baby,
One little thing I really need
The deed
To a mithril mine
Sauron baby,
Hurry down to Mordor tonight.
Come check out all I've done
Way up north in Angmar where I have my fun
I really think it is a sign
I should be the one to lead the Nine
Sauron baby
Forgot to mention one little thing
A Ring
Maybe one of the Nine
Sauron baby
Take me back to Mordor tonight.