I am soooo touched. 12 reviews on the first day? That's more than I've
EVER gotten on ANYTHING! I feel so loved.anyway, it seemed like a good
idea to do a sequel. Hope it lives up to its predecessor.
Syra Lebru, you wanted to do No Matter What, so I'll choose something else.
The next most annoying song! Face Up Face Down!
Here goes. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or that infernal I MEAN INSPIRATIONAL CD,
Yu-Gi-Oh! Music to Duel By.
Aerobics Class (as taught by Mai Valentine)
(creepy rhythm stuff starts up)
Welcome, all my honored pests
To the ultimate class with the best of the best
At my expense you've come to burnout
For the honor of saying you've gone to work out
Isn't it grand what you're going to pursue
With exercise, diets and too much tofu?
You're paying me now, isn't it sublime?
I'll get rich, you know, after some time
Let's play a game,
I'm sure you won't know how,
I warned you guys to watch yourselves
You're your own downfall
Arms up, arms down,
Turn around and bend,
Arms up, arms down,
You're going to shape your end
Arms up, arms down,
Get on the floor, and hustle,
Arms up, arms down,
Flex your strongest muscle
The final exercise awaits us all
Not for a while- we're playing hardball
I wish this hour hadn't come so fast
You see I truly wanted your pain to last
Arms up, arms down,
Turn around and bend,
Arms up, arms down,
You're going to shape your end
Arms up, arms down,
Get on the floor, and hustle,
Arms up, arms down,
Flex your strongest muscle
All your silly "water breaks"
All the tricks you try
Won't be worth a crap, you know,
Under my watchful eye
What's wrong now, you look so tired,
WHAT, MY BOSS SAYS I'M FIRED?
But that's not fair, what did I do?
I only killed off one, or two!
Let's play a game (evil smirk)
I'm sure you all know how
I've got a blackbelt now, you see,
So you'd better get down and bow!
(Mai pulls gun out)
Hands up, hands down,
Give me all your cash,
Hands up, hands down,
Forget about shaping your ash, (I can't believe I wrote that.)
Arms up, arms down,
Don't you tell,
Arms up, arms down,
Curse you all to hell
(Fade out)
Mai: Oh, crap, now I'm in trouble
Yugi: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Mai: Shut up, you! *shoots Yugi*
Joey: That wasn't nice!
Mai: HEY! They killed you off last time!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Sorry. *dies*
Serenity: Big brother, speak to me, speak to me!
Mai: You're dead, too. In two of Black Shadow Skyheart's stories!
Serenity: Right. *dies*
Duke: Why do you hate me so?
Mai: *shoots Duke* Because you exist.
Black Shadow Skyheart: Okay, now, enough.
Mai: NO! *shoots authoress*
Black Shadow Skyheart: *blink blink* THAT'S IT! OFF THE SET NOW!
Mai: *cowers* what about the gun? That should have worked!
Authoress: You can't kill me, I'M FREE!
Mai: That was random.
Authoress: Shut up. Get off.
EVER gotten on ANYTHING! I feel so loved.anyway, it seemed like a good
idea to do a sequel. Hope it lives up to its predecessor.
Syra Lebru, you wanted to do No Matter What, so I'll choose something else.
The next most annoying song! Face Up Face Down!
Here goes. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or that infernal I MEAN INSPIRATIONAL CD,
Yu-Gi-Oh! Music to Duel By.
Aerobics Class (as taught by Mai Valentine)
(creepy rhythm stuff starts up)
Welcome, all my honored pests
To the ultimate class with the best of the best
At my expense you've come to burnout
For the honor of saying you've gone to work out
Isn't it grand what you're going to pursue
With exercise, diets and too much tofu?
You're paying me now, isn't it sublime?
I'll get rich, you know, after some time
Let's play a game,
I'm sure you won't know how,
I warned you guys to watch yourselves
You're your own downfall
Arms up, arms down,
Turn around and bend,
Arms up, arms down,
You're going to shape your end
Arms up, arms down,
Get on the floor, and hustle,
Arms up, arms down,
Flex your strongest muscle
The final exercise awaits us all
Not for a while- we're playing hardball
I wish this hour hadn't come so fast
You see I truly wanted your pain to last
Arms up, arms down,
Turn around and bend,
Arms up, arms down,
You're going to shape your end
Arms up, arms down,
Get on the floor, and hustle,
Arms up, arms down,
Flex your strongest muscle
All your silly "water breaks"
All the tricks you try
Won't be worth a crap, you know,
Under my watchful eye
What's wrong now, you look so tired,
WHAT, MY BOSS SAYS I'M FIRED?
But that's not fair, what did I do?
I only killed off one, or two!
Let's play a game (evil smirk)
I'm sure you all know how
I've got a blackbelt now, you see,
So you'd better get down and bow!
(Mai pulls gun out)
Hands up, hands down,
Give me all your cash,
Hands up, hands down,
Forget about shaping your ash, (I can't believe I wrote that.)
Arms up, arms down,
Don't you tell,
Arms up, arms down,
Curse you all to hell
(Fade out)
Mai: Oh, crap, now I'm in trouble
Yugi: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Mai: Shut up, you! *shoots Yugi*
Joey: That wasn't nice!
Mai: HEY! They killed you off last time!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Sorry. *dies*
Serenity: Big brother, speak to me, speak to me!
Mai: You're dead, too. In two of Black Shadow Skyheart's stories!
Serenity: Right. *dies*
Duke: Why do you hate me so?
Mai: *shoots Duke* Because you exist.
Black Shadow Skyheart: Okay, now, enough.
Mai: NO! *shoots authoress*
Black Shadow Skyheart: *blink blink* THAT'S IT! OFF THE SET NOW!
Mai: *cowers* what about the gun? That should have worked!
Authoress: You can't kill me, I'M FREE!
Mai: That was random.
Authoress: Shut up. Get off.