Hi this is Caesar and I have decided to write a couple humorous fics about
the bad days of different X-Men: Evolution characters. Now on with the
first chapter staring Rogue!
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*SLAM* Rogue hit her alarm clock only seconds after it went off. She could
tell that today would not be a good day. She had stayed up till 5 doing an
English paper that counted for half her grade, so she had only gotten an
hour of sleep. "Like morning Rogue," Kitty said sleepily.
"DO YOU HAVE TO SAY LIKE IN EVERY FREAKIN SENTENCE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN WAY-TOO-BIG MOUTH!?" Rogue then took the stapler off the desk and stapled Kitty's mouth shut. Kitty eyes were as wide as, well something really wide uhh pancakes I guess, upon being screamed and having her mouth stapled shut by Rogue. She did not speak, well she really couldn't speaks so she just watched as Rogue stormed out of the room with steam pouring out of her ears.
In the dining room
Rogue stomped into the dining room and upon seeing that there were no seats she grabbed Jamie shoved his face into his food and then threw him out the window and half way across town. He landed in Joe's Diner, right in a pile of dirty dishes breaking most of them and causing about 10 copies of himself to pop out. "Ow," was all he could say before fainting. Back at the institute everyone stared at Rogue. Seeing this made her even more angry causing her to flip over the table, break off one of the legs and start beating people with it.
"OW ROGUE THAT HURTS!"
"PLEASE STOP, I SWEAR I'LL NEVER STARE AT YOU AGAIN!"
"ROGUE STOP THIS MADNESS OR I'M TELL THE. . ." *CLONK* "Look at the pretty birdies."
"S***! ROGUE'S GONE PHSYCO!"
"WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!"
"I WANT MY MOMMY!"
~10 MINUTES LATER~
Everyone was unconscience on the floor and Rogue was still angry. I mean hello, she knocked over the table and now there was no food. Suddenly Beast walked in with a plate of food. He looked on the floor at all the unconscience X-Men and then at Rogue with table leg still in hand. "My eggs were'nt that bad, were they?" Rogue responded by taking his eggs and then hitting with him the table leg and walking out the door.
On the Bus
Stepping onto the Rogue looked down the aisle for a seat. "Where's the rest of them?" asked Marty the Busdriver, or was it Joe, or maybe Kevin or Bob. Well whatever his role is minor anyway.
"They're sick," Rogue said as she walked down the aisle. There was only one empty seat and it was by the football players and cheerleaders and even though Duncan and company had graduated the group hadn't improved.
"Hey it's the mutie FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" one of them yelled as he was thrown out the window onto an oncoming car. The people on the bus cringed as he splattered on the windsheild of one of the cars. "Ow." The people of the bus stared but quickly went back to their conversatsions after Rogue gave them and Ultra-Super-Mega Deathglare x 300. From then on the bus ride went smoothly except when Rogue had to tear a kid's backpack apart with her teeth when he tried to sit next to her.
At School
Well this I can't really write about because I really want to try to keep a rating under R. Just picture it this way, take the most gruesome horror movie you have ever seen and times it by say, 50, add to that more curse words then you have ever heard in your life and you'll get what happened at school that day.
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Now the moral of this story is . . . well there isn't really a moral except for avoid homicidal maniacs who are beating people with table legs. Or maybe it's get lots of sleep so that you don't end up like that homicidal table leg murderer. Now if you would like me to write about more bad days from various characters review the story and don't forget to tell me who you want to see next.
"DO YOU HAVE TO SAY LIKE IN EVERY FREAKIN SENTENCE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN WAY-TOO-BIG MOUTH!?" Rogue then took the stapler off the desk and stapled Kitty's mouth shut. Kitty eyes were as wide as, well something really wide uhh pancakes I guess, upon being screamed and having her mouth stapled shut by Rogue. She did not speak, well she really couldn't speaks so she just watched as Rogue stormed out of the room with steam pouring out of her ears.
In the dining room
Rogue stomped into the dining room and upon seeing that there were no seats she grabbed Jamie shoved his face into his food and then threw him out the window and half way across town. He landed in Joe's Diner, right in a pile of dirty dishes breaking most of them and causing about 10 copies of himself to pop out. "Ow," was all he could say before fainting. Back at the institute everyone stared at Rogue. Seeing this made her even more angry causing her to flip over the table, break off one of the legs and start beating people with it.
"OW ROGUE THAT HURTS!"
"PLEASE STOP, I SWEAR I'LL NEVER STARE AT YOU AGAIN!"
"ROGUE STOP THIS MADNESS OR I'M TELL THE. . ." *CLONK* "Look at the pretty birdies."
"S***! ROGUE'S GONE PHSYCO!"
"WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!"
"I WANT MY MOMMY!"
~10 MINUTES LATER~
Everyone was unconscience on the floor and Rogue was still angry. I mean hello, she knocked over the table and now there was no food. Suddenly Beast walked in with a plate of food. He looked on the floor at all the unconscience X-Men and then at Rogue with table leg still in hand. "My eggs were'nt that bad, were they?" Rogue responded by taking his eggs and then hitting with him the table leg and walking out the door.
On the Bus
Stepping onto the Rogue looked down the aisle for a seat. "Where's the rest of them?" asked Marty the Busdriver, or was it Joe, or maybe Kevin or Bob. Well whatever his role is minor anyway.
"They're sick," Rogue said as she walked down the aisle. There was only one empty seat and it was by the football players and cheerleaders and even though Duncan and company had graduated the group hadn't improved.
"Hey it's the mutie FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" one of them yelled as he was thrown out the window onto an oncoming car. The people on the bus cringed as he splattered on the windsheild of one of the cars. "Ow." The people of the bus stared but quickly went back to their conversatsions after Rogue gave them and Ultra-Super-Mega Deathglare x 300. From then on the bus ride went smoothly except when Rogue had to tear a kid's backpack apart with her teeth when he tried to sit next to her.
At School
Well this I can't really write about because I really want to try to keep a rating under R. Just picture it this way, take the most gruesome horror movie you have ever seen and times it by say, 50, add to that more curse words then you have ever heard in your life and you'll get what happened at school that day.
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Now the moral of this story is . . . well there isn't really a moral except for avoid homicidal maniacs who are beating people with table legs. Or maybe it's get lots of sleep so that you don't end up like that homicidal table leg murderer. Now if you would like me to write about more bad days from various characters review the story and don't forget to tell me who you want to see next.