-The entire Cyber Freak army bolts towards the Fairy Council, which is now beginning to crumble with the earthquakes-
Legionary 1: Just a little further.
Legionary 2: We need to get back to Cyberspace before this place blows!
Legionary 1: Well jeez, thanks a lot, Mr. Obvious.
Legionary 2: Hey, I find that offensive, stinkwad!
Elite: Both of you SHUT UP! We need to get to the computer, pronto! Accept no distractions!
-The legionaries are about to enter the council, when Globox, Murfy and Clyde block their way-
Elite: What the... GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Clyde: Righty-o, fat chance.
Murfy: You'll go no further!
Elite: Oh, really? What makes you think you three can stand up to the entire Cyber Freak brigade?
Globox: ............ah, to heck with this. I'm getting outta here!!! -runs into the council-
Murfy: Coward!
Clyde: Nah, let him go. Something tells me he's doing the right thing.
Elite: I've got no time for this. CHARGE!
-The Cyber Legionaries easily plow past Murfy and Clyde-
Murfy: Any more bright ideas?
Clyde: Well, at least that bought us a bit of time. Anyway, we need to do something quickly, the planet's prone to explode in an hour!
Murfy: ...say, there's something you're not telling me. How do you know so much about this planet, anyway?
Clyde: Let's just say I had a lot of time to study while I was banished up there. Now come on, I have a plan B...
-Murfy and Clyde fly towards the top of the council. Meanwhile...-
Grand Minimus 1: Oh, there must be something we can do...
Otto: Get a hold of yourself! We're doomed, why can't you just accept it?!
Grand Minimus 2: Hey, wait a second! What about Murfy's computer?
Otto: Yeah, what about it?
Grand Minimus 2: It connects our world to Cyberspace. If we can get to it, there's a small chance that we can escape by teleporting into the network!
Otto: By George, I think you've got something there! Okay, listen up, everyone! We need to get to the computer, pronto! Accept no distractions!
-All the Teensies flood out of the room towards the computer. Meanwhile...-
Elite: There it is! The gateway to our sanctuary! Come on now, every Freak for himself!
-As the Cyber Legionaries bolt towards it, Murfy and Clyde fly out of seemingly nowhere, toting a large chunk of lodestone-
Elite: Oh, not you two again!
Murfy: One more step, and the computer gets it!
Elite: Don't be a fool! If you take out the portal, we're all doomed!
Clyde: Exactly. Everyone wins as long as you lose. We don't care about ourselves anymore, but we can't allow you to terrorize any more worlds!
Elite: What a moronic time to be bold. Everyone, CHARGE!
Murfy: Bleh! They won't stop!
Clyde: On three then. One... two...
???: HALT!
-Everyone stops-
Murfy: Wuh... what was that?
-The computer begins to flash and the teleporter is initiated. As the figure takes shape, everyone gasps-
Elite: Oh, crud.
Clyde: Oh, I knew you'd make it!
-As the dust clears, out comes Rayman!-
Rayman: Don't throw that rock!
Clyde: But... how... GL47?
Rayman: Let's just say I had another gruesome malfunction. Now, as for you punks...
-Rayman throws a curved punch. His fist has a brilliant glow. It strikes a Cyber Legionary, where it then explodes, vaporizing a large cluster of them-
Elite: What's happening here? How did you do that???
Rayman: I'm running on backup power from Cyberspace, so my powers are as they would be in there. However, I can't last long out here.
Clyde: Fine! We need to get to Cyberspace NOW! The planet's going to blow!
Rayman: Yes, I know, I saw everything. Where's Globox and the others?
Murfy: I have no clue! Look, we can't wait here any longer. WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!
Rayman: I suppose we do. Goodbye, my friend...
-As Rayman, Murfy and Clyde trudge towards the computer, Globox's screams of horror can be heard barreling down the hallway-
Globox: Gotta be brave, gotta be brave...
Otto: -is riding via piggyback- There's the computer! And... Rayman?!?
Rayman: No time to explain! Globox! Otto! Get inside, NOW!
Globox: All right, here I come!
Elite: Not so fast!
-The Elite Legionary moves in to obstruct Globox and Otto, but he gets knocked back. The three enter the teleporter and are transported back to Cyberspace-
Clyde: That's all the time we can spare. Move out, now!
-Clyde and Rayman teleport to Cyberspace-
Murfy: -sniff- I'm really gonna miss this planet...
Legionary 1: Ah, who cares about us, we're nothing but low ranked foot soldiers.
Murfy: Maybe, but you're still Cyber Freaks. Bye!
-As Murfy flies towards the computer, a rock jars loose from the ceiling and lands right on it!-
Murfy: OH ----!
Legionary 2: He who hesitates is lost. Now, what do we do now?
Murfy: Good question... -chuckles-
Legionary 3: Are you mad? What could possibly be funny?
Murfy: Think about it. The planet's about to go kablooie and I'm trapped on it in front of my enemies.
Legionary 3: I'm still not following you.
Murfy: And all this time, I haven't told Ly that I...
-Before Murfy can finish his sentence, the surface of the planet crumbles and everything is sucked into a singularity. It seemingly remains stable, but then explodes in a fiery fury similar to that of a supernova. The planet is gone. Now all that is left is Rayman, Globox, Clyde, Otto and the lone Elite Legionary. What will become of them?-
Rayman: -awakens to see a bright light- ...where are we?
Globox: My head... feels like Plum-O-Rama day at the council all over again...
Clyde: Brother...
Otto: Everything's gone... are we in Cyberspace?
Elite: No. We're on solid ground. That must mean...
-Some shadowy figures appear over the five-
All: ...we escaped...
-They all collapse in exhaustion-
THE END!
STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL! WHAT'S ITS TITLE? LIKE I'LL SPOIL THAT! BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. THINK BADDIES UNITE...