Super Smash Brothers Melee vs. Soul Calibur II
Lauren: After a LOONNNGGG hiatus, we're back! And we'll work on some of our other incomplete stories later.
Andrea: Right now, this is a story on what would happen if the Soul Calibur II characters met the SSBM crew.
Link: Lauren and Andrea don't own SSBM or Soul Calibur, so please don't sue them. Thank you. ^_^
Comet: I'm not in this story! That really sucks! -_- Oh well. Let's get on with this crazy story!
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Chapter 1: Soul Edge
"Hey guys, look what I found!" Young Link yelled, running into the SSBM HQ. "I found a nifty sword with an eye on it! Cool!"
"Eww! Get it away from me!" Peach and Zelda shrieked.
"Aw, come on ladies, it's just a sword," Marth said, taking it from Young Link's hands. "Hmm. . .a most peculiar design. . ."
"I think I've seen this before," Link said, holding out his hand. "Let me take a closer look at it. . ."
Marth handed Link the sword and Link examined it closely. After a few minutes, the other Smashers started to get impatient. Link didn't notice. He continued to stare blankly at the sword.
"Well? What is it?" Ganondorf growled.
"I. . .have no idea," Link answered.
All the Smashers fell over and sweat-dropped. Link the idiot, typical. Zelda got up and asked, "Well, if you don't know what it is, then why'd you say that you saw it before, Link?"
"Because I have," Link answered. "I just don't know when, where, why, or how, but I just know that I've seen this before. . ."
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"What's wrong with you, Siegfried?" Cassandra demanded, putting her hands on her hips. "Why'd you call us here?"
"I'm afraid that I have bad news," Siegfried answered. "Yesterday night, Inferno came to life again and. . .uh. . .I lost and. . .er. . .Soul Edge. . .erm. . .disappeared. . ."
"Why didn't you just say so?" Yunsung asked. "Now we have to look around the entire world, again, to search for that stupid sword! Again!"
"I have a feeling that it's no longer in this world. . ." Ivy interrupted. "I can feel that it's gone far, far, far, far, far away."
"Great! How do we get to another world!" Maxi asked.
"Sheyyah! Hyaah!" Link started jumping up and down excitedly. "Soyaah! Sheyahh!" He pointed at his ocarina in his hand.
"Link, this is NO time to be playing an ocarina," Kilik scolded, shaking his head and leaning on his rod.
"No, no! I think he's trying to tell us something!" Seung Mina disagreed. "What is it, boy? Is Siegfried trapped inside a crevasse?"
"Hey!"
"I think he's saying," Raphael stared at Link's peculiar movements. "He says that he wants to play charades!"
Everyone gave Raphael a stupid stare, and then Link started acting up again. Talim took a guess. "Talim says that Link wants to dance with the wind!"
Everyone gave her an even weirder stare. Link was on the verge of giving up, but he took his ocarina, pretended to play it, and made even more jumping and absurd movements. Everyone was confused.
"I think. . .that. . ." Sophitia paused and thought for a while. "That if he plays his ocarina. . .then. . .something will happen."
"Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer! Call on me, teacher!" Xianghua said, waving her hand in the air like she was in school.
"Yes, Xianghua?" Taki asked.
"He thinks that if we hold onto him while he's playing his ocarina, then we'll all be transported to a different world!" Xianghua made a ridiculous pose.
". . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everybody clutched their stomachs and fell over, laughing at Xianghua's answer. "NO WAY, XIANGHUA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Soyaah! Hyah!" Link jumped up and down and nodded frantically at Xianghua's answer. "Sheyyah!"
"O_o Guys, Link's saying that Xianghua's right," Mitsurugi said.
"O_______o"
"^_______^ I'm smart!" Xianghua said.
"So. . . Now what?" Maxi asked, recovering from the surprise. "How are we supposed to get to another world?"
". . .Let's grab onto Link while he plays his ocar-ee-whatever!" Cassandra answered. "^___^"
"Ooh! Ooh! Piggyback ride!" Xianghua leaped onto Link's back. "^__________________^"
"O___________o"
Eventually, everybody put their hands on Link's shoulders (poor Link!) and waited for him to play the ocarina.
"Ouch! Ivy, your sword is poking me in the gut!"
"Sophitia, could you kindly remove your foot from my face?"
"Talim is squished!"
"Ouch! My arm!"
"Xianghua, you just kicked me in the face! Will you please get off Link's back and stop kicking my face?"
"No!"
"Link, hurry up and play that stupid ocarina! We're all squished here, darn it! Ouch! Kilik, watch that rod!"
Poor Link was even more squished than everyone else. He tried to play the ocarina to transport back to Hyrule, but his finger slipped on the last note and hit another key. Before they knew what was happening, they were being warped to. . .
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"The SSBM HQ must have some books about swords with eyes on them!" Mewtwo grumbled, psychically reading the titles of books in the library and chucking them at the other Smashers.
"Ouch! Mewtwo! You hit me!"
"Sorry, Popo." Mewtwo tossed another book away and it hit Samus' metal armor suit and bounced off with a clank. "Oops."
"Mewtwo, if you don't watch what you're doing, I'll disintegrate that ladder!" Samus threatened.
"Ah-ha! I found a book called "The Legacy of Soul Edge!" Mewtwo announced triumphantly. He was about to float down towards the other Smashers when a sudden noise stopped him. "What the. . ."
Just that minute, Sophitia, Seung Mina, Kilik, Xianghua, Maxi, Siegfried, Talim, Yunsung, Cassandra, SCII Link, Mitsurugi, Taki, Raphael, and Ivy landed on the Smashers (minus Mewtwo). It was a mad jumble to get untangled. . .
"Ouch! Someone else's foot is in my face!"
"Who are these freaks!?"
"Who are you calling freaks!?"
"Ouch! Watch that stupid rod, Kilik!"
"Sorry!"
"Talim is hurt! Talim want out! Talim no like this! Talim think that little shorter elf boy looks cute. . ."
"Two Links!?"
"Sheeyyaahhh!?"
"What the HECK!?"
"Roy! Your sword is poking my butt!"
"That's not my sword!"
"Eyyah! Pervert! Someone just slapped my butt!"
"Help. . me. . .I'm. . .being squashed. . .by. . .a suit of. . .metal. . ."
"Help! Help!"
"Oh no! I dropped the sword!"
"IT'S SOUL EDGE!" all the Soul Calibur II fighters who were there at the minute hollered in unison.
"SHEYYAAAHHH!" SCII Link cried.
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Lauren: Uh-oh! Our favorite group of fighters is being squashed by the SCII fighters! And there are two Links and one of them doesn't speak English! And the SSBM crew has Soul Edge! What'll happen next!
Andrea: And why does Talim always speak in third person? And who does she think is cute?
Link: HAHAHAHAHA! This is TOOOOOOOO funny! I feel sorry for my two selves, though. . .
Comet: I don't! And I'm starting to feel relieved that I'm NOT in this story! Well, we'll see you readers later!
Lauren: After a LOONNNGGG hiatus, we're back! And we'll work on some of our other incomplete stories later.
Andrea: Right now, this is a story on what would happen if the Soul Calibur II characters met the SSBM crew.
Link: Lauren and Andrea don't own SSBM or Soul Calibur, so please don't sue them. Thank you. ^_^
Comet: I'm not in this story! That really sucks! -_- Oh well. Let's get on with this crazy story!
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Chapter 1: Soul Edge
"Hey guys, look what I found!" Young Link yelled, running into the SSBM HQ. "I found a nifty sword with an eye on it! Cool!"
"Eww! Get it away from me!" Peach and Zelda shrieked.
"Aw, come on ladies, it's just a sword," Marth said, taking it from Young Link's hands. "Hmm. . .a most peculiar design. . ."
"I think I've seen this before," Link said, holding out his hand. "Let me take a closer look at it. . ."
Marth handed Link the sword and Link examined it closely. After a few minutes, the other Smashers started to get impatient. Link didn't notice. He continued to stare blankly at the sword.
"Well? What is it?" Ganondorf growled.
"I. . .have no idea," Link answered.
All the Smashers fell over and sweat-dropped. Link the idiot, typical. Zelda got up and asked, "Well, if you don't know what it is, then why'd you say that you saw it before, Link?"
"Because I have," Link answered. "I just don't know when, where, why, or how, but I just know that I've seen this before. . ."
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"What's wrong with you, Siegfried?" Cassandra demanded, putting her hands on her hips. "Why'd you call us here?"
"I'm afraid that I have bad news," Siegfried answered. "Yesterday night, Inferno came to life again and. . .uh. . .I lost and. . .er. . .Soul Edge. . .erm. . .disappeared. . ."
"Why didn't you just say so?" Yunsung asked. "Now we have to look around the entire world, again, to search for that stupid sword! Again!"
"I have a feeling that it's no longer in this world. . ." Ivy interrupted. "I can feel that it's gone far, far, far, far, far away."
"Great! How do we get to another world!" Maxi asked.
"Sheyyah! Hyaah!" Link started jumping up and down excitedly. "Soyaah! Sheyahh!" He pointed at his ocarina in his hand.
"Link, this is NO time to be playing an ocarina," Kilik scolded, shaking his head and leaning on his rod.
"No, no! I think he's trying to tell us something!" Seung Mina disagreed. "What is it, boy? Is Siegfried trapped inside a crevasse?"
"Hey!"
"I think he's saying," Raphael stared at Link's peculiar movements. "He says that he wants to play charades!"
Everyone gave Raphael a stupid stare, and then Link started acting up again. Talim took a guess. "Talim says that Link wants to dance with the wind!"
Everyone gave her an even weirder stare. Link was on the verge of giving up, but he took his ocarina, pretended to play it, and made even more jumping and absurd movements. Everyone was confused.
"I think. . .that. . ." Sophitia paused and thought for a while. "That if he plays his ocarina. . .then. . .something will happen."
"Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer! Call on me, teacher!" Xianghua said, waving her hand in the air like she was in school.
"Yes, Xianghua?" Taki asked.
"He thinks that if we hold onto him while he's playing his ocarina, then we'll all be transported to a different world!" Xianghua made a ridiculous pose.
". . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everybody clutched their stomachs and fell over, laughing at Xianghua's answer. "NO WAY, XIANGHUA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Soyaah! Hyah!" Link jumped up and down and nodded frantically at Xianghua's answer. "Sheyyah!"
"O_o Guys, Link's saying that Xianghua's right," Mitsurugi said.
"O_______o"
"^_______^ I'm smart!" Xianghua said.
"So. . . Now what?" Maxi asked, recovering from the surprise. "How are we supposed to get to another world?"
". . .Let's grab onto Link while he plays his ocar-ee-whatever!" Cassandra answered. "^___^"
"Ooh! Ooh! Piggyback ride!" Xianghua leaped onto Link's back. "^__________________^"
"O___________o"
Eventually, everybody put their hands on Link's shoulders (poor Link!) and waited for him to play the ocarina.
"Ouch! Ivy, your sword is poking me in the gut!"
"Sophitia, could you kindly remove your foot from my face?"
"Talim is squished!"
"Ouch! My arm!"
"Xianghua, you just kicked me in the face! Will you please get off Link's back and stop kicking my face?"
"No!"
"Link, hurry up and play that stupid ocarina! We're all squished here, darn it! Ouch! Kilik, watch that rod!"
Poor Link was even more squished than everyone else. He tried to play the ocarina to transport back to Hyrule, but his finger slipped on the last note and hit another key. Before they knew what was happening, they were being warped to. . .
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"The SSBM HQ must have some books about swords with eyes on them!" Mewtwo grumbled, psychically reading the titles of books in the library and chucking them at the other Smashers.
"Ouch! Mewtwo! You hit me!"
"Sorry, Popo." Mewtwo tossed another book away and it hit Samus' metal armor suit and bounced off with a clank. "Oops."
"Mewtwo, if you don't watch what you're doing, I'll disintegrate that ladder!" Samus threatened.
"Ah-ha! I found a book called "The Legacy of Soul Edge!" Mewtwo announced triumphantly. He was about to float down towards the other Smashers when a sudden noise stopped him. "What the. . ."
Just that minute, Sophitia, Seung Mina, Kilik, Xianghua, Maxi, Siegfried, Talim, Yunsung, Cassandra, SCII Link, Mitsurugi, Taki, Raphael, and Ivy landed on the Smashers (minus Mewtwo). It was a mad jumble to get untangled. . .
"Ouch! Someone else's foot is in my face!"
"Who are these freaks!?"
"Who are you calling freaks!?"
"Ouch! Watch that stupid rod, Kilik!"
"Sorry!"
"Talim is hurt! Talim want out! Talim no like this! Talim think that little shorter elf boy looks cute. . ."
"Two Links!?"
"Sheeyyaahhh!?"
"What the HECK!?"
"Roy! Your sword is poking my butt!"
"That's not my sword!"
"Eyyah! Pervert! Someone just slapped my butt!"
"Help. . me. . .I'm. . .being squashed. . .by. . .a suit of. . .metal. . ."
"Help! Help!"
"Oh no! I dropped the sword!"
"IT'S SOUL EDGE!" all the Soul Calibur II fighters who were there at the minute hollered in unison.
"SHEYYAAAHHH!" SCII Link cried.
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Lauren: Uh-oh! Our favorite group of fighters is being squashed by the SCII fighters! And there are two Links and one of them doesn't speak English! And the SSBM crew has Soul Edge! What'll happen next!
Andrea: And why does Talim always speak in third person? And who does she think is cute?
Link: HAHAHAHAHA! This is TOOOOOOOO funny! I feel sorry for my two selves, though. . .
Comet: I don't! And I'm starting to feel relieved that I'm NOT in this story! Well, we'll see you readers later!