Chapter 1
The Spell
One bright sunny day, Our hero, Harry Potter, was walking down the hall to get ready for the hogsmeade trip with his girlfriend, Hermione Granger. It was their final year at Hogwarts, and they had gotten together over the summer. Suddenly they heard a sneering voice behind him.
"Who's that you're with, Harry Putter? Not Hormone Groanger, the mudblood?" Malfoy asked, deliberately messing up their names to annoy them.
'look who's talking, DRANO, you're going out with Parkinson, right?"
Malfoy turned bright red and pulled out his wand. Before Harry could react, he had pulled out his wand and shot Harry with a light pink spell. Harry fell over.
"HA!" said Malfoy, looking very triumphant. "Soon Granger won't be your girlfriend anymore, and you'll have to find someone else who's- not the same" and with that he spun around and walked off toward the great hall.
"Ugh." Said Harry, "What did he do to me? Do I look okay?"
"yes, Harry, you look fine. I don't know what he tried to do to you, but it seems to have been pretty pointless," said Hermione. "C'mon! we'll be late!"
so they headed to the entrance hall together and were soon at hogsmeade.
* * *
When they got to Hogsmeade, Harry realized that he was thirsty. He told Hermione that he would be right back, and went to a drugstore to get a drink. As he went up to pay for his water, he suddenly saw the make-up aisle. . .
Harry came out about fifteen minutes later with a huge bag full of makeup. He didn't tell anyone what it was, but Hermione wondered what he got.
"Harry, I thought you were just going to get a bottle of water! It looks like you bought 20!"
"yeah, well, I was thirsty."
Hermione shrugged and kept walking, but as soon as they got back to the school, Harry went to moaning Myrtle's bathroom and tried on all the make- up he got. 'Wow' thought Harry 'I should have done this ages ago!' as soon as he thought this, though, Myrtle came out and started laughing at him.
"WHAT are you DOING, Harry?! I thought you were a boy!"
"Ummm. . . I'm trying on a new Halloween costume," Said Harry. " I'm going as a girl."
"Oh." Myrtle, looked disappointed. "OK then. Well, see ya."
Harry quickly ran back to Gryffindor tower.
* * *
the next day was a disaster. In he middle of transfiguration, Lavender and Parvati started giggling about something that Professor McGonagle did. Harry, who was sitting next to them started giggling too. This made them laugh even harder, and all three of them ended up laughing so hard that McGonagle ended up taking twenty points away. Then, at break, Harry ended up walking into the girl's bathroom, causing several girls who were doing their make-up and hair to scream loudly, causing McGonagle to take away another ten points from Gryffindor. Later at dinner, he chose to go talk to Lavender and Parvati instead of Ron and Hermione, and ended up making a fool of himself when he tried to flip his hair and say, "oh, that's just, like, y'know, SO obvious." Finally when Harry was going to bed, he tried to go up to the girls dorm, but slid all the way back down when the stairs flattened out underneath him. Shaking his head, Harry turned around and went up the stairs o is own bed, where he was soon fast asleep.
* * * Ron woke up the next morning with the bright morning sun shining in his face. As he got up, he heard a loud "UGH!" coming from Harry's bed. He walked over and pulled back the bed curtains and stared. In Harry's bed was the most beautiful girl Ron had ever seen. She had long, curly jet black hair that reached her waist and seemed to shimmer in the sunlight. She opened her eyes. They were a light pure green like none Ron had ever seen. There was a rosy color to her cheeks, and her lips were ruby red. Ron kept staring.
* * * Harry woke up. Ron was standing over him staring at him. Harry realized he could see without his glasses and wondered how this could have happened. He didn't care. All he knew was that Ron was staring at him like he was the most beautiful creature in the world.
"Ron? What's the matter?"
Ron closed his eyes and shook his head violently. When he opened them he looked angry.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" he shouted. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HARRY?!"
"Ron! Settle down!" he said, shocked, "its me, Harry!"
"You're not Harry! Go look in the mirror!"
Harry went and looked in the mirror. He screamed.
A/N: ha HA! Now you have to wait for the next chapter! Suspense! I will continue when I get, oh, I don't know, ummm . . . five reviews.
The Spell
One bright sunny day, Our hero, Harry Potter, was walking down the hall to get ready for the hogsmeade trip with his girlfriend, Hermione Granger. It was their final year at Hogwarts, and they had gotten together over the summer. Suddenly they heard a sneering voice behind him.
"Who's that you're with, Harry Putter? Not Hormone Groanger, the mudblood?" Malfoy asked, deliberately messing up their names to annoy them.
'look who's talking, DRANO, you're going out with Parkinson, right?"
Malfoy turned bright red and pulled out his wand. Before Harry could react, he had pulled out his wand and shot Harry with a light pink spell. Harry fell over.
"HA!" said Malfoy, looking very triumphant. "Soon Granger won't be your girlfriend anymore, and you'll have to find someone else who's- not the same" and with that he spun around and walked off toward the great hall.
"Ugh." Said Harry, "What did he do to me? Do I look okay?"
"yes, Harry, you look fine. I don't know what he tried to do to you, but it seems to have been pretty pointless," said Hermione. "C'mon! we'll be late!"
so they headed to the entrance hall together and were soon at hogsmeade.
* * *
When they got to Hogsmeade, Harry realized that he was thirsty. He told Hermione that he would be right back, and went to a drugstore to get a drink. As he went up to pay for his water, he suddenly saw the make-up aisle. . .
Harry came out about fifteen minutes later with a huge bag full of makeup. He didn't tell anyone what it was, but Hermione wondered what he got.
"Harry, I thought you were just going to get a bottle of water! It looks like you bought 20!"
"yeah, well, I was thirsty."
Hermione shrugged and kept walking, but as soon as they got back to the school, Harry went to moaning Myrtle's bathroom and tried on all the make- up he got. 'Wow' thought Harry 'I should have done this ages ago!' as soon as he thought this, though, Myrtle came out and started laughing at him.
"WHAT are you DOING, Harry?! I thought you were a boy!"
"Ummm. . . I'm trying on a new Halloween costume," Said Harry. " I'm going as a girl."
"Oh." Myrtle, looked disappointed. "OK then. Well, see ya."
Harry quickly ran back to Gryffindor tower.
* * *
the next day was a disaster. In he middle of transfiguration, Lavender and Parvati started giggling about something that Professor McGonagle did. Harry, who was sitting next to them started giggling too. This made them laugh even harder, and all three of them ended up laughing so hard that McGonagle ended up taking twenty points away. Then, at break, Harry ended up walking into the girl's bathroom, causing several girls who were doing their make-up and hair to scream loudly, causing McGonagle to take away another ten points from Gryffindor. Later at dinner, he chose to go talk to Lavender and Parvati instead of Ron and Hermione, and ended up making a fool of himself when he tried to flip his hair and say, "oh, that's just, like, y'know, SO obvious." Finally when Harry was going to bed, he tried to go up to the girls dorm, but slid all the way back down when the stairs flattened out underneath him. Shaking his head, Harry turned around and went up the stairs o is own bed, where he was soon fast asleep.
* * * Ron woke up the next morning with the bright morning sun shining in his face. As he got up, he heard a loud "UGH!" coming from Harry's bed. He walked over and pulled back the bed curtains and stared. In Harry's bed was the most beautiful girl Ron had ever seen. She had long, curly jet black hair that reached her waist and seemed to shimmer in the sunlight. She opened her eyes. They were a light pure green like none Ron had ever seen. There was a rosy color to her cheeks, and her lips were ruby red. Ron kept staring.
* * * Harry woke up. Ron was standing over him staring at him. Harry realized he could see without his glasses and wondered how this could have happened. He didn't care. All he knew was that Ron was staring at him like he was the most beautiful creature in the world.
"Ron? What's the matter?"
Ron closed his eyes and shook his head violently. When he opened them he looked angry.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" he shouted. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HARRY?!"
"Ron! Settle down!" he said, shocked, "its me, Harry!"
"You're not Harry! Go look in the mirror!"
Harry went and looked in the mirror. He screamed.
A/N: ha HA! Now you have to wait for the next chapter! Suspense! I will continue when I get, oh, I don't know, ummm . . . five reviews.