It's somewhat new, improved rewritten to not be kicked off, KURAMA GETS A BUNKBED! That's right! I've taken the time (Finally) to rewrite it all out so that you don't have to send me your e-mail to get it, and I don't have to keep e-mailing it out to others. So without farther ado, I bring you back to the world of insaneness. It's Kurama gets a bunkbed, anything goes, and pretty much does happen!

Ch,1: Putting it together

Hiei watched wide eyes as Kurama came into the room dragging in a somewhat big box. He jumped off the windowsill and walked over to it and helped Kurama drag the box the rest of the way into the room.

"What the hell is this Kurama?" Hiei asked glaring at the box like he did everything else.

"My new bed silly." Kurama answered a smile on his face.

"You're going to sleep on a box?" Hiei asked a bit curiously trying to figure out why Kurama would even want to sleep on a box when he had a nice comfortable bed.

"Of course not. The bed's inside of the box."

"How can you get a bed in such a small box?" He asked poking the box a bit wondering if he was missing something.

"Hiei it's not put together yet. We have to put it together."

"We…?" Hiei asked Kurama as though he was insane.

"Yep!" Kurama answered with another big smile on his face. He opened the box than and pulled out 6 thick books. They looked bigger than bibles. He took the one that had the number 1 on it and starts reading while Hiei looked at the other books wide eyed. "Well…it seems that you take part A and connect it to part E after you connect part E to parts D, B, and X."

Hiei looked up at Kurama confused as hell and letting it show on his face so Kurama would maybe get off his lazy ass and help him. After a few minutes of no help, he decided to just ask.

"Kurama? What the hell does that mean?!" He asked looking like he was ready to just walk out of the room.

"Well….first let's find part E." Kurama grabs a bunch of pieces out of the box and hands them over to Hiei. "Here. Look in these. Do any of those parts have an E on them?"

"Found one." Hiei held up the peace almost proudly smiling.

"Okay. Now find parts D and X and B and connect them."

Hiei let out a low growl and started going through the parts again. Kurama owed him big time after all of this. After 5 minutes of searching he finally found the parts that Kurama wanted.

"..Kurama…that won't work…" Hiei said frowning a bit and looking at the pieces.

"Why not?" Kurama asked looking up. He looked at the pieces Hiei was trying to piece together and almost fell over laughing. Hiei was trying to shove a bed part into a pillow. "Hiei. Now how could that work?" He asked trying to hold back his laughter.

"How am I supposed to know?! This is part e!"

"Let me see that." Kurama said sighing a bit. Before Hiei can do or say anything, Kurama grabs the part from him and looks at it.

"Hiei. I said part E not part e."

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!" Hiei screamed death glaring the pieces in his hands.

"Look. We don't need the lower case e right now, we need the upper case E. See?" Kurama holds up the part E.

Hiei nods slowly showing he has no idea what the hell Kurama is talking about.

"Don't worry about it Hiei. You'll figure it out soon."

"You hope." Hiei said growling and took a deep breath calming himself so he didn't break the bed pieces.

Kurama looks back down at the book shaking his head and starts reading again.

"Now that you have gotten pieces A connected to parts D, B, and E, and X take parts B and D off." Kurama went on casually.

Hiei looks up at Kurama.

"What do you mean take parts B and D apart?! That will make parts A and E fall apart!"

Kurama looked up sighing.

"That's why we use parts X-Z Hiei.

"X-Z?! And just where are these parts X-Z at Kurama?!" Hiei asked growling, on his feet, ready to throw the pieces out the window. This whole thing was really starting to piss him off, and he'd destroy the pieces, the room, and even Kurama if he had to.

:Well…maybe not Kurama…: Hiei thought to himself, but kept on death glaring Kurama.

"Well!?" he demanded growling louder.

"In the box. Oh and X-Z is one piece, not two." Kurama said without a second thought not even bothering to look up at Hiei's scowling face.

"Fine." Hiei said going through the box and pulled out part X-Z. He holds the parts up to Kurama. It's a thing of scotch tape. "Kurama! Is this part X-Z?!" Hiei asks in shock.

Kurama looks up and stares at it.

"No, Hiei. That's part x-z. I told you to find X-Z."

"…Kurama this is part x-z!" Hiei argued knowing that the two letters on the part were in fact x-z.

"It's not the right X-Z Hiei."

"What!?"

"That's the lower case not the upper case." Kurama said looking back down at the book once again.

"WHAT?! How can you tell the difference?!" Hiei screamed out tempted to throw the piece onto the floor and jump on it. "WELL KURAMA?!"

"Just get the other X-Z part Hiei, okay?" Kurama answered completely ignoring Hiei's out burst.

"Hn. Fine." Hiei answered somehow regaining control again and starting to go through the pieces in the box again.

Kurama looks up at smiles brightly at Hiei.

"Thank you Hiei." Hiei looks away blushing a bit and sits back down trying to find the pieces.

"Shut up baka fox."

Kurama looks up smiling and goes back to the book.

"After you've connected those parts---"

"ELMER'S GLUE!?" Hiei screamed out in utter shock falling backwards.

"What?"

"PART X-Z IS ELMER'S GLUE!!"

"Yeah. Glue the two parts together Hiei. It's not that hard." He said laughing and went back to the direction book.

"Kurama…is this bed really going to even be safe?" Hiei asked a bit cautiously.

"Probably not." Kurama answered without looking up from the book.

Hiei sweat dropped and looked around nervously.

"Now…let's see….after gluing parts A and E with X-Z you take parts N, Y, P, and K and connect them with parts A and E, with X-Z.

"Upper or lower?" Hiei asked with a low groan.

"All upper, but the X-Z. That's lower." Kurama answered and went back reading off the directions.

"Okay…" Hiei said sighing and wishing for his death. This was going to take awhile. A very Long LONG while.

TBC

Okay…it's short. I've now official realized how short this can be….eh. 6 pages of script turned into 4 pages alone in story form. Well that's not good. I may be forced to actually write more to each chapter as things go on. Ack…::Falls over:: Okay…well than. Read, Review, I hope this things hits off like it did the first time in script form…though I find the script form a bit funnier so far than this…oh well. limits that out. So I hope you guys enjoyed this…sorry about all the confusion with this and so on.